If you ever had sex with a hooker what would you do differently...? NWS NWS NWS

[§treet_§peed]

I don't like fat chicks, but i love me some thick chicks. anyways reps to you good sir.

[G.C]

i won't be surprised if i see Neil Patrick Harris at a whore house snorting coke off whore's ass.

[B18c1Turboed]

yay for hookers :boobies: - the first one is kinda thick i like that :idb:

A certain memeber on here used to fuck the shit out of her.... I wont saay who...hahahahhahahaha

[4dmin]

A certain memeber on here used to fuck the shit out of her.... I wont saay who...hahahahhahahaha

someone i know and as a client?

[Bruce Leroy]

i won't be surprised if i see Neil Patrick Harris at a whore house snorting coke off whore's ass.

Dosen't he like dick?? I'm almost positive that he is gay.

[G.C]

Dosen't he like dick?? I'm almost positive that he is gay.

wow didn't know that. Vin Diesel is gay too btw just to add along.

[OneSlow5pt0]

i guessi dont understand the question.

i have no interest in pissing on a girl lol. Hookers are for sex. Im pretty sure ive done everything i wanted to do to any of the girls ive dated.

I guess what im saying is there is nothing i would do to a hooker that i wouldnt be able to do to my "wife"

x2

[Stormhammer]

I would make her gargle peptol bismol while giving a deepthroat blumpkin in the act, while I read a book.

[ISAtlanta300]

I would:

Take 2 eggs, sugar, flour.
Put it all in her cooter and mix it up by f*cking the sh*t out of her.
Creampie (provided she's clean).

Pour all contents in a cake bowl and bake at 350F for 15 minutes

Take it out of the oven, jerk off and add the 'frosting',put a candle on it and give it to her to eat.

Happy Birthday, skank.

[ep9716]

^^^ Thats Whats Up...I Was Thinking The Samething.

[Alan®]

the only thing I really want to do at this point is fuck a 30-40 yo milf. Other than that im straight

[4dmin]

I would:

Take 2 eggs, sugar, flour.
Put it all in her cooter and mix it up by f*cking the sh*t out of her.
Creampie (provided she's clean).

Pour all contents in a cake bowl and bake at 350F for 15 minutes

Take it out of the oven, jerk off and add the 'frosting',put a candle on it and give it to her to eat.

Happy Birthday, skank.

that sir deserves

[JayL]

the only thing I really want to do at this point is fuck a 30-40 yo milf. Other than that im straight

DITTO!

[Seymour222]

I would tell her....

Well alright .... well first I want you to tongue my bung while you juggle my balls in one hand and play with my asshole with the other ... but dont stick your finger in .... then I want a pinkie while I stick it in your friends brown eye while Silent Bob watches and spanks in a dixie cup ... after that .. I want to smell your titties for awhile and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog .. then I want you to flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in .. then we throw the dixie cup out.

Just kidding. Thought it was appropriate.

I would say...a twenty-four hour party with her and her associate with nothing but anal creampie. Save the forementioned creampie in a super soaker. At the end of the party, squirt the Chris Juice all over her and her co-worker and get it all on videotape.

[staysideways]

ok;

while facing away from said hooker, curl my right leg upwards.

have her put a ziploc bag over my foot. (this is of course after she has smeared the can of cranberry sauce i provided her with all over her titties.)

then proceed to discover just how far my foot will travel into her ass before i can feel her breathing.

after this i would tie her up, stand her on her head, and empty a bottle of jager into her snatch, flip her back over and proceed to suck all of the alcohol out of said pussy through a bendy straw.

Since i wouldn't have used a small bottle of jager i would have a limited amount of time before i inevitably began feeling a little sick, so before i started thowing up i would shove my cock as deep in her throat as possible and her still have the ability to sing either "thriller" or "slow ride".

while she was attempting to sing and gargle my dick at the same time, i would be standing there, eating a turkey sandwich, making sure that i was sprinkling bread crumbs on her tits so they would stick to the cranberry sauce from earlier.

i would then have her shit in a rubber glove.

to top that off, i would give her a tahitian face mask, while i licked cranberry sauce off her boobs.

then since the alcohol had made it's comeback i would thank her for the interesting evening and escort her to the door,
as she walked out i would get her attention and as she turned around i would throw the shit filled glove at her chin.

i'm thinkin' that sums it up.

[DUBSf22c]

/\ you sure need to write a book with that imagination

[staysideways]

i might,

i'll call it "world's wildest hooker encounters"

[MR.EM1]

i would throat job the shit out the bitch

[4dmin]

i might,

i'll call it "world's wildest hooker encounters"

i'd buy it

[Maverick]

id make her give ma blumpkin

[DieselNuts]

I'd literally piss in her asshole while I'm balls deep

you mean you didnt do that w/your ex?

[shubert]

i see this thread and i see. . . . . . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_VZdQ92pQc

"you guys are freaks!!"