If you ever had sex with a hooker what would you do differently...? NWS NWS NWS

[Seymour222]

I would tell her....

Well alright .... well first I want you to tongue my bung while you juggle my balls in one hand and play with my asshole with the other ... but dont stick your finger in .... then I want a pinkie while I stick it in your friends brown eye while Silent Bob watches and spanks in a dixie cup ... after that .. I want to smell your titties for awhile and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog .. then I want you to flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in .. then we throw the dixie cup out.

Just kidding. Thought it was appropriate.

I would say...a twenty-four hour party with her and her associate with nothing but anal creampie. Save the forementioned creampie in a super soaker. At the end of the party, squirt the Chris Juice all over her and her co-worker and get it all on videotape.

[staysideways]

ok;

while facing away from said hooker, curl my right leg upwards.

have her put a ziploc bag over my foot. (this is of course after she has smeared the can of cranberry sauce i provided her with all over her titties.)

then proceed to discover just how far my foot will travel into her ass before i can feel her breathing.

after this i would tie her up, stand her on her head, and empty a bottle of jager into her snatch, flip her back over and proceed to suck all of the alcohol out of said pussy through a bendy straw.

Since i wouldn't have used a small bottle of jager i would have a limited amount of time before i inevitably began feeling a little sick, so before i started thowing up i would shove my cock as deep in her throat as possible and her still have the ability to sing either "thriller" or "slow ride".

while she was attempting to sing and gargle my dick at the same time, i would be standing there, eating a turkey sandwich, making sure that i was sprinkling bread crumbs on her tits so they would stick to the cranberry sauce from earlier.

i would then have her shit in a rubber glove.

to top that off, i would give her a tahitian face mask, while i licked cranberry sauce off her boobs.

then since the alcohol had made it's comeback i would thank her for the interesting evening and escort her to the door,
as she walked out i would get her attention and as she turned around i would throw the shit filled glove at her chin.

i'm thinkin' that sums it up.