ok;

while facing away from said hooker, curl my right leg upwards.

have her put a ziploc bag over my foot. (this is of course after she has smeared the can of cranberry sauce i provided her with all over her titties.)

then proceed to discover just how far my foot will travel into her ass before i can feel her breathing.

after this i would tie her up, stand her on her head, and empty a bottle of jager into her snatch, flip her back over and proceed to suck all of the alcohol out of said pussy through a bendy straw.

Since i wouldn't have used a small bottle of jager i would have a limited amount of time before i inevitably began feeling a little sick, so before i started thowing up i would shove my cock as deep in her throat as possible and her still have the ability to sing either "thriller" or "slow ride".

while she was attempting to sing and gargle my dick at the same time, i would be standing there, eating a turkey sandwich, making sure that i was sprinkling bread crumbs on her tits so they would stick to the cranberry sauce from earlier.

i would then have her shit in a rubber glove.

to top that off, i would give her a tahitian face mask, while i licked cranberry sauce off her boobs.

then since the alcohol had made it's comeback i would thank her for the interesting evening and escort her to the door,
as she walked out i would get her attention and as she turned around i would throw the shit filled glove at her chin.

i'm thinkin' that sums it up.