How To Make A Woman Happy

[Leisa]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:



1. a friend
2 a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

It took you almost 10 yrs to figure this out.. wow!

[Killer]

It took you almost 10 yrs to figure this out.. wow!

now if you ladies would just catch on to the nakedness/beer part.. the world would be a happier place!

[Sammich]

now if you ladies would just catch on to the nakedness/beer part.. the world would be a happier place!

QFT...

THEM BISHES JUST DONT KNOW...NAKEDNESS IN THE HOME BRINGS UPON SO MUCH HAPPINESS IN TEH WORLD...THE STRAIGHT WORLD THAT IS

[Mike Lowrey]

now if you ladies would just catch on to the nakedness/beer part.. the world would be a happier place!

No Shit!

Women always complaining because we forgot on of the 6,000,000 items we need to do for them, but they can't remember a couple things to make us happy!

WTF!


Women: Next time you are angry for what your man did not do for you. Think of what you have not done for him. For help, please follow the following steps:

1. Put his favorite show/game on TV
2. Cook the best steak you can buy
3. Buy his favorite beer
4. Give your man his steak
5. Give your man his beer
6. Get naked
7. Get down on your knees
8. Begin giving him head

[Brett]

No Shit!

Women always complaining because we forgot on of the 6,000,000 items we need to do for them, but they can't remember a couple things to make us happy!

WTF!


Women: Next time you are angry for what your man did not do for you. Think of what you have not done for him. For help, please follow the following steps:

1. Put his favorite show/game on TV
2. Cook the best steak you can buy
3. Buy his favorite beer
4. Give your man his steak
5. Give your man his beer
6. Get naked
7. Get down on your knees
8. Begin giving him head

You forgot

4 1/2. Cut mans steak up in to bite size peices for him and feed him since he worked so hard he shouldnt have to cut or lift his own fork.

9. Swallow.

[Mike Lowrey]

No Shit!

Women always complaining because we forgot on of the 6,000,000 items we need to do for them, but they can't remember a couple things to make us happy!

WTF!


Women: Next time you are angry for what your man did not do for you. Think of what you have not done for him. For help, please follow the following steps:

1. Put his favorite show/game on TV
2. Cook the best steak you can buy
3. Buy his favorite beer
4. Give your man his steak
5. Cut steak up into bite-size pieces
6. Give your man his beer
7. Get naked
8. Get down on your knees
9. Begin giving him head
10. Open mouth to show us the load we just shot in your mouth
11. Swallow

Fixed.

[Brett]

[Mike Lowrey]

It took you almost 10 yrs to figure this out.. wow!

Well, he is a little slow.......

[Brett]