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  1. 08-26-2008, 03:15 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    It took you almost 10 yrs to figure this out.. wow!
    now if you ladies would just catch on to the nakedness/beer part.. the world would be a happier place!
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  2. 08-26-2008, 03:20 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    now if you ladies would just catch on to the nakedness/beer part.. the world would be a happier place!
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    THEM BISHES JUST DONT KNOW...NAKEDNESS IN THE HOME BRINGS UPON SO MUCH HAPPINESS IN TEH WORLD...THE STRAIGHT WORLD THAT IS



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  3. 08-27-2008, 06:09 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    now if you ladies would just catch on to the nakedness/beer part.. the world would be a happier place!
    No Shit!

    Women always complaining because we forgot on of the 6,000,000 items we need to do for them, but they can't remember a couple things to make us happy!

    WTF!


    Women: Next time you are angry for what your man did not do for you. Think of what you have not done for him. For help, please follow the following steps:

    1. Put his favorite show/game on TV
    2. Cook the best steak you can buy
    3. Buy his favorite beer
    4. Give your man his steak
    5. Give your man his beer
    6. Get naked
    7. Get down on your knees
    8. Begin giving him head
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  4. 08-27-2008, 06:15 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    No Shit!

    Women always complaining because we forgot on of the 6,000,000 items we need to do for them, but they can't remember a couple things to make us happy!

    WTF!


    Women: Next time you are angry for what your man did not do for you. Think of what you have not done for him. For help, please follow the following steps:

    1. Put his favorite show/game on TV
    2. Cook the best steak you can buy
    3. Buy his favorite beer
    4. Give your man his steak
    5. Give your man his beer
    6. Get naked
    7. Get down on your knees
    8. Begin giving him head
    You forgot

    4 1/2. Cut mans steak up in to bite size peices for him and feed him since he worked so hard he shouldnt have to cut or lift his own fork.

    9. Swallow.
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  5. 08-27-2008, 06:19 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by richw131
    No Shit!

    Women always complaining because we forgot on of the 6,000,000 items we need to do for them, but they can't remember a couple things to make us happy!

    WTF!


    Women: Next time you are angry for what your man did not do for you. Think of what you have not done for him. For help, please follow the following steps:

    1. Put his favorite show/game on TV
    2. Cook the best steak you can buy
    3. Buy his favorite beer
    4. Give your man his steak
    5. Cut steak up into bite-size pieces
    6. Give your man his beer
    7. Get naked
    8. Get down on your knees
    9. Begin giving him head
    10. Open mouth to show us the load we just shot in your mouth
    11. Swallow

    Fixed.
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