How to make a woman happy. Sport1.3 version

1. For her to be in my presence
2. watch me eat a special meal she prepares nightly, in absolute silence.
3. Sexual Satisfy me till i'm soundly asleep/snoring
4. when i tell her jokingly that she is getting fat, but secretly mean it
5. knowing that i never want to meet her parents or hang out with them....
6. IF i ever laugh at one of her lame ass 2 week old kindergarten level jokes
7. doing my laundry
etc.....