One day a kid comes home from kindergarten and says to his mom.....

"Mom today we were counting and everyone counted to 10 and I could only get to three."

"Well son that's because you're black" said his mom.

The next day the kid comes home from kindergarten and says to his mom......

"Mom today we were reciting our ABC's and all the other kids said the whole alphabet and I could only get to e."

"Well son that's because you're black" said his mom.

The following day the kid comes home from kindergarten and says to his mom......

"Mom today that lil bstard Johnny show me his pee pee and it was like

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but mine is like
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"

"Well son that's because you're 16." said his mom.