Jimmy returns from school and says he got an F in math.

'Why?' asks the father?

'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' ' I said '6', replies Jimmy.

'But that's right!' says his dad.

'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''

'What's the f*cking difference?' asks the father.

'That's what I said!'


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Jimmy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'
Jimmy replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'
Jimmy answered, 'No, he minded his own f*ckin business.'