little jimmy

**BKgen®** · 08-25-2008, 04:26 PM

Jimmy returns from school and says he got an F in math.

'Why?' asks the father?

'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,' ' I said '6', replies Jimmy.

'But that's right!' says his dad.

'Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?''

'What's the f*cking difference?' asks the father.

'That's what I said!'

------------------------

Jimmy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'
Jimmy replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'

The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'
Jimmy answered, 'No, he minded his own f*ckin business.'

**Evil Goat** · 08-25-2008, 04:29 PM

**BKgen®** · 08-25-2008, 04:29 PM

i hate u so hard.

**DJ Maestro** · 08-25-2008, 04:29 PM

Hahaha, I like this little Jimmy kid....he's cool.

**Evil Goat** · 08-25-2008, 04:29 PM

lulz, the 2nd one was funny

edit....damn, gotta spread some rep around....

**BKgen®** · 08-25-2008, 04:32 PM

nother one

Little Jimmy goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Jimmy says 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, Jimmy, that's a mouthful.'

Jimmy says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob.'

**OneSlow5pt0** · 08-25-2008, 04:32 PM

is this little jimmy from MSI?lol

**Alan®** · 08-25-2008, 05:14 PM

lame

**Double_0_Rusty** · 08-25-2008, 05:26 PM

Originally Posted by redGT

lame

No, you're lame taint licker!

**BobbyFresco** · 08-25-2008, 06:35 PM

lulz

**Friggintitsman** · 08-25-2008, 08:11 PM

One day a kid comes home from kindergarten and says to his mom.....

"Mom today we were counting and everyone counted to 10 and I could only get to three."

"Well son that's because you're black" said his mom.

The next day the kid comes home from kindergarten and says to his mom......

"Mom today we were reciting our ABC's and all the other kids said the whole alphabet and I could only get to e."

"Well son that's because you're black" said his mom.

The following day the kid comes home from kindergarten and says to his mom......

"Mom today that lil bstard Johnny show me his pee pee and it was like

==)
but mine is like
============)
"

"Well son that's because you're 16." said his mom.

**twinj** · 08-25-2008, 08:19 PM

The first few was funny. The last joke is about 16yrs old.

**BobbyFresco** · 08-25-2008, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by twinj

The first few was funny. The last joke is about 16yrs old.

x2.

and I think 16 happens to be the IQ level of the half wit who posted it.

**BKgen®** · 08-25-2008, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyFresh

x2.

and I think 16 happens to be the IQ level of the half wit who posted it.

QFT

**jcs** · 08-25-2008, 08:23 PM

that shiz was

...naw just kiddin lol.

**Friggintitsman** · 08-25-2008, 08:25 PM

LOL Bobbyfresh must be the intel of this operation.

That was the point you dumb@ss.

**BobbyFresco** · 08-25-2008, 08:31 PM

Originally Posted by soulassassin

LOL Bobbyfresh must be the intel of this operation.

That was the point you dumb@ss.

So the point is that you didn't want anyone to acknowledge how much of a FAIL your post was?

**Friggintitsman** · 08-25-2008, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyFresh

So the point is that you didn't want anyone to acknowledge how much of a FAIL your post was?

Yeah that's it.

**BobbyFresco** · 08-25-2008, 08:36 PM

Originally Posted by soulassassin

Yeah that's it.

I'm glad that we have that all cleared up now.
Kthnxbye.

**redrumracer** · 08-25-2008, 08:27 PM

this is my fav lil jimmy joke

A teacher asks her class "if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and u shoot one of them, how many will be left?" she calls on Little Jimmy and he replies, "None, they all fly away with the first gun shot"

The teacher replies "The correct answer is 4 but I like your thinking,"

Then Jimmy says "I have a question for you. There are three woman sitting on a bench having ice cream.

One is delicatley licking the sides of the ice cream scoop

Another gobbled down the top and sucked the cone

And the third bit of the top of the ice cream

Which one is married?"

The teacher blushing a great deal replied "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"

To which Little Jimmy replyed. "The correct answer is the one with a wedding ring on, but I like your thinking!"

**Alan®** · 08-25-2008, 08:32 PM

LOL^

**twinj** · 08-25-2008, 08:48 PM

lol

**Friggintitsman** · 08-25-2008, 08:51 PM

Nuthuggery at it's finest

**BobbyFresco** · 08-25-2008, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by soulassassin

Nuthuggery at it's finest

Evidence that supports that there's nothing wrong with abortion.

**Friggintitsman** · 08-25-2008, 08:52 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyFresh

Evidence that supports that there's nothing wrong with abortion.

Yawn on a shotgun

**BobbyFresco** · 08-25-2008, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by soulassassin

Yawn on a shotgun

Sit on a live hand grenade.

**Friggintitsman** · 08-25-2008, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyFresh

Sit on a live hand grenade.

Only if I can sit on your face while doing it.

Maybe you can tongue the pin out for me.

**Maniacc** · 08-25-2008, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by soulassassin

Nuthuggery at it's finest

lmaojuice, I haven't seen that posted in here til now! Didn't know anyone else knew about that. After testing out a few members and their flame game, I came to the realization that this place is full of nuthuggers.

**Friggintitsman** · 08-25-2008, 08:55 PM

Originally Posted by meepnork

lmaojuice, I haven't seen that posted in here til now! Didn't know anyone else knew about that. After testing out a few members and their flame game, I come to realize that this place is full of nuthuggers.

Trooest story eva told

but It's always a good place to troll.

**Maniacc** · 08-25-2008, 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by soulassassin

Trooest story eva told

but It's always a good place to troll.

Trollin' these kids is awesome! Especially when they think they're the ones winning. Makes it that much more epic.

**twinj** · 08-25-2008, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by soulassassin

Nuthuggery at it's finest

lmao at you keep getting repeatedly own. All over a old as joke you could have kept to yourself

**Maniacc** · 08-25-2008, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by twinj

lmao at you keep getting repeatedly own. All over a old as joke you could have kept to yourself

I haven't seen any ownage in this thread. Only person even remotely close to being owned is you. Your signature alone does the work for us.

**twinj** · 08-25-2008, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by meepnork

I haven't seen any ownage in this thread. Only person even remotely close to being owned is you. Your signature alone does the work for us.

Elaborate

**Maniacc** · 08-25-2008, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by twinj

Elaborate because I'm too dumb to understand.

Don't bother. You're not worth it.

**Friggintitsman** · 08-25-2008, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by twinj

lmao at you keep getting repeatedly own. All over a old as joke you could have kept to yourself

Let me guess. I didn't match the superior wittiness of the thread starters epic post. So in turn I post something as equally lame mocking Brandon. You came in here with your buddies and your collective uber intelligence and owned the hell out of me.

Does that sound about right?

**twinj** · 08-25-2008, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by soulassassin

Let me guess. I didn't match the superior wittiness of the thread starters epic post. So in turn I post something as equally lame mocking Brandon. You came in here with your buddies and your collective uber intelligence and owned the hell out of me.

Does that sound about right?

Not exactly ,but what ever. It is what it is.

**BobbyFresco** · 08-25-2008, 09:09 PM

Originally Posted by twinj

lmao at you keep getting repeatedly own. All over a old as joke you could have kept to yourself

SoulAssasin is off his game tonight. I usually laugh at about everything he posts.
It's all good. I'm bored and so is everyone else around here. No harm, no foul...

**Maniacc** · 08-25-2008, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by BobbyFresh

SoulAssasin is off his game tonight. I usually laugh at about everything he posts.
It's all good. I'm bored and so is everyone else around here. No harm, no foul...

This man speaks the truth. Yet, that civic guy sucks at dishing flames.

**Friggintitsman** · 08-25-2008, 09:16 PM

I already forgot what we were talking about.

**BKgen®** · 08-25-2008, 10:07 PM

fagg0ts. way to ruin a perfectly good joke thread with your domestic dispute... get back in the kitchen b*tch.

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