****Offical Pick-Up lines thread****

[speedminded]

B*tches are so easy these days... Why do you need a pick-up line??

You got that backwards, pickup lines only work on the easy and drunk and unintelligent. Anyone can get laid, but can do better than one of those 3?

Try making them laugh (and not at you for using a pickup line), feel good about themselves, or just make their day by being interesting to them

[FasTech]

You got that backwards, pickup lines only work on the easy and drunk and unintelligent. Anyone can get laid, but can do better than one of those 3?

Try making them laugh (and not at you for using a pickup line), feel good about themselves, or just make their day by being interesting to them

Yea I know, I'm not looking for a girl... But still like them feel good and bring a good laugh

[gijoe0720]

put a rag in their face and ask if it smells like chloroform. They fall into your arms every time.