****Offical Pick-Up lines thread****

**FasTech** · 08-02-2008, 03:10 PM

Not sure if these has ever been a thread, but I want to hear some pick-up lines. Good, Bad, lame, stupid, some you have used, etc........... So I'll start with a few of my favorites.

*Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

*I'm no Fred Flinstone, But I'll make your bed rock.

*Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

*Excuse me, I'm alitte short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

*I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

*Pardon me, are you in heat?

And my offical favorite:
*You make my software turn to hardware.

More on Page 2.

**TheGrillMan** · 08-02-2008, 03:11 PM

hey girl,

can i pee in yo butt?

**j0nbunklah0m** · 08-02-2008, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by TheGrillMan

hey girl,

can i pee in yo butt?

lmfao ftw

**blaknoize** · 08-02-2008, 03:19 PM

Hey Shawty,

I like ya mom, but I'd prefer tha younger verison of her. Wanna hook up?

**TheGrillMan** · 08-02-2008, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by blaknoize

Hey Shawty,

I like ya mom, but I'd prefer tha younger verison of her. Wanna hook up?

weak

**blaknoize** · 08-02-2008, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by TheGrillMan

weak

suuuurrrreeeee

**AnTi-PooN** · 08-02-2008, 03:26 PM

your eyes are telling me everything i need to know except your name and phone number

it didnt work

**osnap** · 08-02-2008, 03:28 PM

hey. lets go have sexual intercourse. kthx.

**FasTech** · 08-02-2008, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by osnap

hey. lets go have sexual intercourse. kthx.

Gonna have to try that!

**osnap** · 08-02-2008, 03:31 PM

Oh man it works like a charm, chicks LOVE that sh!t. I'm quite the wooer.

**Echonova** · 08-02-2008, 03:32 PM

I'm down to f*ck.

**TheGrillMan** · 08-02-2008, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by Echonova

I'm down to f*ck.

DTF FTW

**Echonova** · 08-02-2008, 03:33 PM

B*tches are so easy these days... Why do you need a pick-up line??

**FasTech** · 08-02-2008, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by Echonova

B*tches are so easy these days... Why do you need a pick-up line??

I don't need pick-up lines, Already have a girl! They just humor me!

**BobbyFresco** · 08-03-2008, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by Echonova

B*tches are so easy these days...

QFT.

**speedminded** · 08-03-2008, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Echonova

B*tches are so easy these days... Why do you need a pick-up line??

You got that backwards, pickup lines only work on the easy and drunk and unintelligent. Anyone can get laid, but can do better than one of those 3?

Try making them laugh (and not at you for using a pickup line), feel good about themselves, or just make their day by being interesting to them

**FasTech** · 08-03-2008, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by speedminded

You got that backwards, pickup lines only work on the easy and drunk and unintelligent. Anyone can get laid, but can do better than one of those 3?

Try making them laugh (and not at you for using a pickup line), feel good about themselves, or just make their day by being interesting to them

Yea I know, I'm not looking for a girl... But still like them feel good and bring a good laugh

**gijoe0720** · 08-04-2008, 03:08 AM

put a rag in their face and ask if it smells like chloroform. They fall into your arms every time.

**OneSlow5pt0** · 08-02-2008, 03:40 PM

my boobs are bigger than yours

**FasTech** · 08-02-2008, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by HypnoToad

my boobs are bigger than yours

I said pick-up lines, not turn-offs!

**OneSlow5pt0** · 08-02-2008, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by Fast-Tech

I said pick-up lines, not turn-offs!

works for me,guess yall do it wrong

**FasTech** · 08-02-2008, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by HypnoToad

works for me,guess yall do it wrong

lol, Well if it works for you then ok!

**redrumracer** · 08-03-2008, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by HypnoToad

my boobs are bigger than yours

i like your style, ruin there self esteem and break them down mentally.

**osnap** · 08-02-2008, 03:41 PM

My favorite one ever is the one Russell Crowe says in A Beautiful Mind. This girl is staring him down at the bar so he goes over and sits next to her and just sits there for a few seconds. Thinking he's being hesitant, the girl goes "maybe you should offer to buy me a drink". and he goes

"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume that I've said all that? I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex?"

**FasTech** · 08-02-2008, 03:47 PM

^ hahaha! That one is pretty good.

**bigdare23** · 08-02-2008, 03:50 PM

"Hey, how are you doing? You caught my eye from across the room and I just had to speak. Oh yeah, I'm being rude, name is ________________ ......"

Simple enough. All you gotta do is be cool, wrap the conversation up, then ask for the number, and BAM you are in those guts a few days later.

**FasTech** · 08-02-2008, 03:56 PM

*I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

*Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

*Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

*You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...

*Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!

*If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

*What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

*Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours

*I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears

**slostang** · 08-02-2008, 04:43 PM

hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs? [no] enough to break the ice, my name is ____________.

**FasTech** · 08-02-2008, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by slovic-fcc

hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs? [no] enough to break the ice, my name is ____________.

Yea I like that one!

**TheProfiteer** · 08-02-2008, 04:51 PM

nice shoes, wanna f u c k ?

**SOHC MONSTER** · 08-02-2008, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by TheProfiteer

nice shoes, wanna f u c k ?

**slostang** · 08-02-2008, 04:59 PM

hey girl how much you charge ?

**n00bsrus** · 08-02-2008, 05:46 PM

lol yall are funny. i've heard some of those but not all of them before. i think some good ones are:

my micro is off the chain, wanna try it out?(you really have to be an uber gamer to get this one)

hey, you hate hondas? me too! lets fsck!

would you do me if i let you ride in my car?

i promise i'll call you if the sex was good.

i'll put up more later . going to the pool

**FasTech** · 08-02-2008, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by n00bsrus

lol yall are funny. i've heard some of those but not all of them before. i think some good ones are:

my micro is off the chain, wanna try it out?(you really have to be an uber gamer to get this one)

hey, you hate hondas? me too! lets fsck!

would you do me if i let you ride in my car?

i promise i'll call you if the sex was good.

i'll put up more later . going to the pool

First one: I didn't get it.

Second one: was fuking stupid.

**slostang** · 08-02-2008, 06:05 PM

ever seen the backseat of a '95 civic? want to?

**FasTech** · 08-02-2008, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by slovic-fcc

ever seen the backseat of a '95 civic? want to?

Haha nice! Most spread rep before giving it to slovic-fcc again!

**slostang** · 08-02-2008, 07:37 PM

Originally Posted by Fast-Tech

Haha nice! Most spread rep before giving it to slovic-fcc again!

it actually worked for me once.

**Me86Rob** · 08-04-2008, 08:10 AM

Originally Posted by slovic-fcc

ever seen the backseat of a '95 civic? want to?

ever seen the back seat of a 87 mustang? oh wait its fvcking usless. small cars ftl

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

**AnthonyF** · 08-02-2008, 07:41 PM

Get in the car and I wont blow your brains out.

-Ant.

**ep9716** · 08-03-2008, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by AnthonyF

Get in the car and I wont blow your brains out.

-Ant.

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