lol yall are funny. i've heard some of those but not all of them before. i think some good ones are:

my micro is off the chain, wanna try it out?(you really have to be an uber gamer to get this one)

hey, you hate hondas? me too! lets fsck!

would you do me if i let you ride in my car?

i promise i'll call you if the sex was good.


i'll put up more later . going to the pool