Reps, pic is great.
Reps, pic is great.
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"damn, your name must be daisy, cuz i'd like to plant you RIGHT here."
"I wish you were a door, so i could slam you ALL day."
"Whatya say me and you go behind a rock and get a little boulder..?"
"you will go to bed with me ( waive the jedi hand of persuasian)"
" wanna go halves on a bastard?"
Originally Posted by willum14pb
I like the Jedi one!......lol
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Hahaha, yeah I thought it was pretty funny too.
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The last one I used that worked was simpily "dinner tonight, me and you." She gave me her number
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The last one I used that worked was simpily "dinner tonight, me and you." She gave me her number
Yea I could really see this one working! Especially with the Big girls...lol
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I dont go for the big girls so much, thank you
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I dont go for the big girls so much, thank you
Me niether, was just alittle humor....lol Thought maybe it would make a funny/good sig for someone.
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I bet I can run faster horny than you can scared.
i like your style, ruin there self esteem and break them down mentally.
"Hey got any italian in ya?" "no"..."want some?"
Haven't heard that one before, pretty good! Rep
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That and "you got any retard in you?" "no" "ya want some" (in your retard sounding voice)
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if you are at a house party, go up to every hot chick in the place and say there is gonna be some fùckin going on in that room ( point to room ) in 10 minutes.
lmao.
IM RICK JAMES BIATCH!
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I have a 14 inch penis.
"i know im kinda short, but you should see me laying down..."
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I don't have to use a pick up line...
I just lick my eyebrows.
QFT.
You got that backwards, pickup lines only work on the easy and drunk and unintelligent. Anyone can get laid, but can do better than one of those 3?
Try making them laugh (and not at you for using a pickup line), feel good about themselves, or just make their day by being interesting to them
You got that backwards, pickup lines only work on the easy and drunk and unintelligent. Anyone can get laid, but can do better than one of those 3?
Try making them laugh (and not at you for using a pickup line), feel good about themselves, or just make their day by being interesting to them
Yea I know, I'm not looking for a girl... But still like them feel good and bring a good laugh
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put a rag in their face and ask if it smells like chloroform. They fall into your arms every time.
^ LOL +6
with my last name is Angel. I came up with this back in high school....
"Once you're with this Angel, you're in Heaven for eternity." worked a few times.
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boooooostin'
ever seen the back seat of a 87 mustang? oh wait its fvcking usless. small cars ftl
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?
^^
Wow lmao!!!
"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
sorry to bring it back but re-mother-****in-****-suckin-dirty-@$$h0|3-lickin-post
Look up 5 post
But reps anyways cause it is my favorite one
Never mind. Owned by the vBulletin Message of You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Ran again.
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