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Thread: I have been saved and I WILL go to heaven afterall.....

  1. 01-10-2008, 10:23 AM #1
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    Default I have been saved and I WILL go to heaven afterall.....

    LINK!!!

    That's right Christian people, you are now hereby notified that all this time spent in church and living by the 10 Commandments was a complete waste of time. I can remain living my life tithe free, sin filled and will still meet you guys at the pearly gates. All I had to do was pay $13 for my access pass. But I opted to pay $16 for an all access kit which allows me entry into the Land of Milk and Honey and Thug Mansion. Hahahahah...suckers. See you soon. Later, QD.
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    ahahahahaha...
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  3. 01-10-2008, 10:48 AM #3
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    LMAO!
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  4. 01-10-2008, 10:53 AM #4
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    yay!!!!
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    http://youtube.com/watch?v=0nV4d7s8E48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reserve A Spot In Heaven
    We at Reserve A Spot In Heaven ™ will not be held responsible for any acts of violence, self harm or harm to others that somebody or some peoples might resort to as a result of our product.

    We in no way can guarantee someone entry into Heaven. In fact, we have never been to nor are we affiliated with Heaven.
    I lol'd reading the Disclaimer section.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reserve A Spot In Heaven
    Can I get a refund?
    We are sorry but because of the custom nature of our product, all sales are final. If we make a mistake then we will be glad to fix the error. The only time we will issue a refund is if you do not make it into Heaven.
    This was funny too.
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  9. 01-10-2008, 11:14 AM #9
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    lol.
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    "guaranteed or your money back"

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  12. 01-10-2008, 02:30 PM #12
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    Lmao now I just need "get into paradise free" cards from all the other religions, and I'll be set to do whatever the fuck I want.
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  14. 01-10-2008, 05:07 PM #14
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    thats funny


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    I am an Ordained Minister so I automatically go to heaven anyway. That's right, I am a Reverend. I can even legally marry people and perform baptisms.
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  16. 01-10-2008, 05:45 PM #16
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    Ordain these nuts, homey. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Ordain these nuts, homey. Later, QD.
    I'm dead serious. I am.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    AHAHAH BTFLED PASTOR!!! HAHAHAHAH
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  19. 01-10-2008, 05:49 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    I'm dead serious. I am.
    I am too. BTLFED. I am too. Later, QD.
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  20. 01-10-2008, 05:51 PM #20
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    What about us non-religious folk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    I am too. BTLFED. I am too. Later, QD.
    You really want me to ordain your nuts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychodrama_81
    What about us non-religious folk?
    No one gives a shiit about you, Peter Pansy. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    You really want me to ordain your nuts?
    Ok, now. One dude making gay references is funny. Two dudes making gay references is straight Village People. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Ok, now. One dude making gay references is funny. Two dudes making gay references is straight Village People. Later, QD.
    Maniac is the Indian. Kayfunk is the Construction Worker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Maniac is the Indian. Kayfunk is the Construction Worker.
    TRYMY40 is the biker dude. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    No one gives a shiit about you, Peter Pansy. Later, QD.
    Wow, havent been on in ages and you're still salty as hell...why?
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    ahah YMCA!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    TRYMY40 is the biker dude. Later, QD.
    Chris is the police officer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    wth are you supposed to be btlfed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Asian
    wth are you supposed to be btlfed?
    I'm not part of the Village People.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    ohhhhh my.... so that means mexicans can go to heaven now. FEK!
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