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That's right Christian people, you are now hereby notified that all this time spent in church and living by the 10 Commandments was a complete waste of time. I can remain living my life tithe free, sin filled and will still meet you guys at the pearly gates. All I had to do was pay $13 for my access pass. But I opted to pay $16 for an all access kit which allows me entry into the Land of Milk and Honey and Thug Mansion. Hahahahah...suckers. See you soon. Later, QD.