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    All I know is you can bang Bridgett the Midget at the Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas, i've researched this, I know this to be true and i'd **** a midget so fast her head would pop off from the wind damage.

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    i'd do it!

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    i seen about two fine ass midgets in my lifetime! they looked perfect, just short.
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    FYI: calling someone a midgit is like calling a white person "Jack" or a black person Nicca. so be careful not to offend someone you see in public that is a small person.


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    ???? wtf
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    I banged out a chick that was 4'8" on several occasions. I stopped though because everytime I got done, I got weirded out.

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    ^hahaha


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    most midgets have gorilla strength

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    dude I so would, I've watched some midget porn, that ish is hot. Just think, its tighter and smaller


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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormhammer
    dude I so would, I've watched some midget porn, that ish is hot. Just think, its tighter and smaller

    he he he, never thought of it like that
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    you've never watched bangamidget lol


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    actually no, never heard of it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
    FYI: calling someone a midgit is like calling a white person "Jack" or a black person Nicca. so be careful not to offend someone you see in public that is a small person.
    A white person Jack?

    How is that offensive?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glides
    A white person Jack?

    How is that offensive?
    Ya no ****... I've never in my life heard that one before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StuntallDay
    I banged out a chick that was 4'8" on several occasions. I stopped though because everytime I got done, I got weirded out.

    why??...

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    Absolutely. Those tiny little hands, mmmm.. It would make your goober look like a telephone pole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
    most midgets have gorilla strength
    it's because they all drink TARD HARD


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    Would I?!?!? Hell, I'm trying to bang one as I type this response!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    why??...
    I honestly don't know why.... I just did....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seymour222
    Absolutely. Those tiny little hands, mmmm.. It would make your goober look like a telephone pole.
    you said goober, nice use of words cuz...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leisa
    why??...
    4'8" FTW

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    **** I JUST WANT TO OWN A MIDGET

    Hoe cool would that be to have a personal midget by your side its way better then having a dog lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    **** I JUST WANT TO OWN A MIDGET

    Hoe cool would that be to have a personal midget by your side its way better then having a dog lmao
    yeah, I will take two midgets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
    yeah, I will take two midgets.
    midget fighting FTW
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    midget fighting FTW
    maybe u just gave a vick a new job

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    This is a personal goal of mine. I tried one night and was painfully close. She was basically going to tell her friends she was leaving with me when her friend looked at my friend and asked if I was a decent guy. This ******* responded with "yeah, he's great and his herpes just cleared up today." Within the next two seconds her friends had already grabbed her ran out of the bar and thrown her into a car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeD
    if someone is under 4"10 they're legally a midgit.. so i have banged one. :]
    with that being said i need to get my wife legally measured...she dont know her height and i say she is 4'11..but she maybe shorter lol...

    PS im 6'3

    PSS yes i woulda bang a midget



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    Quote Originally Posted by bastarling84
    This is a personal goal of mine. I tried one night and was painfully close. She was basically going to tell her friends she was leaving with me when her friend looked at my friend and asked if I was a decent guy. This ******* responded with "yeah, he's great and his herpes just cleared up today." Within the next two seconds her friends had already grabbed her ran out of the bar and thrown her into a car.
    damn its usually the girl's friends that f*ck it up



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    No.

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    For the midgets that may read this...no offense & much love....but no..I'd feel...beyond weird. Like I was breaking a law and could be arrested at any moment for having sex with 1
    28 . female . I has VTEC . hondachik .

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    Quote Originally Posted by 81911SC
    Exactly why I would do it.
    why would you cheat on your GF with a midget?....youve got a perfectly fine friends sister with down syndrome to bang
    Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.

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