All I know is you can bang Bridgett the Midget at the Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas, i've researched this, I know this to be true and i'd **** a midget so fast her head would pop off from the wind damage.
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All I know is you can bang Bridgett the Midget at the Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas, i've researched this, I know this to be true and i'd **** a midget so fast her head would pop off from the wind damage.
i'd do it!
i seen about two fine ass midgets in my lifetime! they looked perfect, just short.
FYI: calling someone a midgit is like calling a white person "Jack" or a black person Nicca. so be careful not to offend someone you see in public that is a small person.
???? wtf
I banged out a chick that was 4'8" on several occasions. I stopped though because everytime I got done, I got weirded out.
^hahaha
most midgets have gorilla strength
dude I so would, I've watched some midget porn, that ish is hot. Just think, its tighter and smaller :D
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Originally Posted by Stormhammer
he he he, never thought of it like that
you've never watched bangamidget lol
actually no, never heard of it!
A white person Jack?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasuki_Civic
How is that offensive?
Ya no ****... I've never in my life heard that one before.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glides
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Originally Posted by StuntallDay
why??...
Absolutely. Those tiny little hands, mmmm.. It would make your goober look like a telephone pole.
it's because they all drink TARD HARD :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by RandomGuy
Would I?!?!? Hell, I'm trying to bang one as I type this response!
I honestly don't know why.... I just did....Quote:
Originally Posted by Leisa
you said goober, nice use of words cuz...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Seymour222
4'8" FTW :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Leisa
**** I JUST WANT TO OWN A MIDGET
Hoe cool would that be to have a personal midget by your side its way better then having a dog lmao
yeah, I will take two midgets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wurm
midget fighting FTWQuote:
Originally Posted by WHAT_LAG
maybe u just gave a vick a new jobQuote:
Originally Posted by Wurm
This is a personal goal of mine. I tried one night and was painfully close. She was basically going to tell her friends she was leaving with me when her friend looked at my friend and asked if I was a decent guy. This ******* responded with "yeah, he's great and his herpes just cleared up today." Within the next two seconds her friends had already grabbed her ran out of the bar and thrown her into a car.
with that being said i need to get my wife legally measured...she dont know her height and i say she is 4'11..but she maybe shorter lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by ZeD
PS im 6'3
PSS yes i woulda bang a midget:D
damn its usually the girl's friends that f*ck it up:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by bastarling84
No.
For the midgets that may read this...no offense & much love....but no..I'd feel...beyond weird. Like I was breaking a law and could be arrested at any moment for having sex with 1
why would you cheat on your GF with a midget?....youve got a perfectly fine friends sister with down syndrome to bangQuote:
Originally Posted by 81911SC