Quote Originally Posted by RandomGuy
or if he had a lazy eye and you punched the good eye... and also if you pulled a dual eye poke maneuver where both eyes are immobilized. Also when you're jacking off (aka tickling pickle, shaking paint, rolling dice, choking chicken, polishing shaft, etc) and blow your load into their nose as they're breathing in after you've suffocated them for 30 seconds... they breathe it in hard and then the protein filled semen invades the lungs and passes through the capillaries into the bloodstream and eventually into the brain, thus coining the term "cockhead"



Thats a very good hypothesis, though the fact that they were in a base model mazda and accord, I find it hard to believe that they had the royalty to grasp the slippery lizard while driving. More then likey ones automobile, the honda accord was bought to one of the elders of the amateur child, as the child made non strict payments from his job as a stocker at walmart. The other child bout his mazda on his own working at Eckards with out his parents assistance whom disowned him almost a decade ago. They two both had issues amongst them selves on where they were in life, so on their way to work they felt the urge to battle it out with ones of there own age. It turns out the honda was much more of a competitor then the mazda as the honda was a 2004 and the mazda was a late 90s model. Though the accord was payed for by the parents, the child with the mazda let his ego run wild with the pos 626 in retaliation of his own self esteem, though shortly after found himself in the other lane kissing front bumpers with another car. He is in the hospital, his friend is in the morgue, his car is totaled, and he is not at work. His work at Eckard is offering a special opening in replace of his presence for a hefty pay of a quarter above minimum wage of $6.25hr.