What... the... FUCK. This bitch just PLAYED me. lmao...

[osnap]

Not giving cliffs. read or gtfo. lol.

So this chick calls me up a few hours ago, TOTALLY out of the blue. I knew her during my freshman and sophomore years of HS before we both changed schools, so its been 3 or 4 years since Ive ever talked to this bitch. She was pretty damn cute... blonde, cheerleader, all that good stuff. So anyways, I pick up the phone and im totally bewildered when its her.

Shes like "hey... i know its been FOREVER but Im back in town at my parents place and I have this big party tonight and I was thinking about you and I really want you to take me". It was TOTALLY random, but im pretty spontaneous, so i figured fuck it, im down. I make the 30 minute drive over to Smyrna and finally pick her up. Shes gained a few pounds... nothing crazy, but enough to tell that shes not the same little cheerleader. I figure no biggie, ill just go have a drink, chill for an hour or two, and then jet.

This party was over here in my neck of the woods, so I took the top off and we set out. Shes kinda weird and isnt really talking much, but i figure itd been a while and maybe it takes a bit for her to warm up. anyways a few minutes later, she asks if Id be able to take her back home in the morning, and I was like "oh... yeah i actually have this paper i have to write for my 9:30 class tomorrow so im gonna have to head home in a bit, but i might could take you back after all my classes are over at about 6:30". This is true, and im assuming shes gonna go, "oh well ill just arrange another ride". Not the case. "Thats fine" she says. I figure "eh, fuck it.... no big deal".

So we finally find this place over here in kennesaw and the first thing i notice when i roll up is there are NO cars. Suddenly everything started to click when she was like "well thanks so much for driving me out here".

....wtf...

before i could even begin to say anything, it got weirder. the guy who apparently owns the house walks out... and its some asian kid with no arms. like seriously, he has stubs for arms. Dude gives me a fist bump with his arm stub and goes "yeah man thanks for driving her over here". Im sure the *WTF* look on my face was quite apparent at this point. "you need any gas money or anything?"... i was kinda dumbfounded so im just like "uh... nah im good". and hes like "alright buddy drive safe". bitch chimes in "call ya tomorrow". They walk into the house.

WHAT THE FUCK.

So basically the chick wanted to spend the night with some cripple and i was apparently her fucking taxi cab... looking back, that sneaky bitch did say "I really want you to take me". lol its bullshit but its hilarious at the same time... and theres no fucking way im driving her ass home tomorrow... fuuuuuck that.

Anyways... thats my story. Im still chuckling just thinking about it.

[Maniaç]

damn, lol.

[S II K]

haha ownage.





i hate when bitches do shit like that.

[Dracc]

hahahah. OWND

[Halfwit]

clever ass bitch.

[Leadfoot_mf]

dude i will take her home tomorrow, i have a video camera BUT only if stumpy brings her out to the car.

[S II K]

you shouldve taken the gas money for driveing bagle bites
all the way over there.

[Leadfoot_mf]

or said you sure it was okay that i didnt pull out?

[Evil Goat]

or said you sure it was okay that i didnt pull out?

lol

[osiriskidd]

lol sucks.

[bastarling84]

That kind of happened to me one time. A girl called me and apparently asked if I could take her somewhere and I was like sure, how far can it be. It wasn't until I got into the car and on the interstate that I realized it was a little further than I thought. I was like "where are we going?" She was like "I told you we were going to Lake Park when I called." I then realized it was my own fault that I didn't pay attention to over half of the conversation she was having about where we were going.

[Leadfoot_mf]

That kind of happened to me one time a girl called me and apparently asked if I could take her somewhere and I was like sure, how far can it be. It wasn't until I got into the car and on the interstate that I realized it was a little further than I thought. I was like "where are we going?" She was like "I told you we were going to Lake Park when I called." I then realized it was my own fault that I didn't pay attention to over half of the conversation she was having about where we were going.

funny i find that i dont pay attention to more than half the things women say to me either all i ever hear is sweetandsoursauceonmypussy

[S II K]

funny i find that i dont pay attention to more than half the things women say to me either all i ever hear is sweetandsoursauceonmypussy

and the picklesssss.

[robbyrob016]

haha damn man, that shit sucks! i've had similar experiences but now only do it for sexual favors beforehand heh..

fuckin manwhore now that i think about it

[B16a2 Civic]

Shoulda told that n199a " nah, I don't need gas money, just give me high five"

[Clegger]

Not giving cliffs. read or gtfo. lol.

So this chick calls me up a few hours ago, TOTALLY out of the blue. I knew her during my freshman and sophomore years of HS before we both changed schools, so its been 3 or 4 years since Ive ever talked to this bitch. She was pretty damn cute... blonde, cheerleader, all that good stuff. So anyways, I pick up the phone and im totally bewildered when its her.

Shes like "hey... i know its been FOREVER but Im back in town at my parents place and I have this big party tonight and I was thinking about you and I really want you to take me". It was TOTALLY random, but im pretty spontaneous, so i figured fuck it, im down. I make the 30 minute drive over to Smyrna and finally pick her up. Shes gained a few pounds... nothing crazy, but enough to tell that shes not the same little cheerleader. I figure no biggie, ill just go have a drink, chill for an hour or two, and then jet.

This party was over here in my neck of the woods, so I took the top off and we set out. Shes kinda weird and isnt really talking much, but i figure itd been a while and maybe it takes a bit for her to warm up. anyways a few minutes later, she asks if Id be able to take her back home in the morning, and I was like "oh... yeah i actually have this paper i have to write for my 9:30 class tomorrow so im gonna have to head home in a bit, but i might could take you back after all my classes are over at about 6:30". This is true, and im assuming shes gonna go, "oh well ill just arrange another ride". Not the case. "Thats fine" she says. I figure "eh, fuck it.... no big deal".

So we finally find this place over here in kennesaw and the first thing i notice when i roll up is there are NO cars. Suddenly everything started to click when she was like "well thanks so much for driving me out here".

....wtf...

before i could even begin to say anything, it got weirder. the guy who apparently owns the house walks out... and its some asian kid with no arms. like seriously, he has stubs for arms. Dude gives me a fist bump with his arm stub and goes "yeah man thanks for driving her over here". Im sure the *WTF* look on my face was quite apparent at this point. "you need any gas money or anything?"... i was kinda dumbfounded so im just like "uh... nah im good". and hes like "alright buddy drive safe". bitch chimes in "call ya tomorrow". They walk into the house.

WHAT THE FUCK.

So basically the chick wanted to spend the night with some cripple and i was apparently her fucking taxi cab... looking back, that sneaky bitch did say "I really want you to take me". lol its bullshit but its hilarious at the same time... and theres no fucking way im driving her ass home tomorrow... fuuuuuck that.

Anyways... thats my story. Im still chuckling just thinking about it.

Man I feel your pain, shit like that has happend to me all the time! When it comes to girls my friend and I call it the potential reality meter.

If the night has A LOT of potential, then the potential reality comes into effect and the night pretty much has no potential at all.

so pretty much if its like a 90% chance your gonna do something tight, make it more like 5% cause thats whats gonna happen and then you dont get your hopes up and laugh about it later.

lol I swear it works. So if like you and your buddy are throwing a party and you invite 6 girls who are bringing their 3 other girlfriends (so 2 guys 9 girls potential). What really happens is 3 girls come over with 2 guys that are their boyfriends who drink all your alhocol and the 3rd single girl leaves early.

[Leadfoot_mf]

Man I feel your pain, shit like that has happend to me all the time! When it comes to girls my friend and I call it the potential reality meter.

If the night has A LOT of potential, then the potential reality comes into effect and the night pretty much has no potential at all.

so pretty much if its like a 90% chance your gonna do something tight, make it more like 5% cause thats whats gonna happen and then you dont get your hopes up and laugh about it later.

lol I swear it works. So if like you and your buddy are throwing a party and you invite 6 girls who are bringing their 3 other girlfriends (so 2 guys 9 girls potential). What really happens is 3 girls come over with 2 guys that are their boyfriends who drink all your alhocol and the 3rd single girl leaves early.

wow your life sucks.

[bastarling84]

wow your life sucks.

lol, you beat me to it

[Z28]

Ouch.

Could be worse though, my friend broke up with his gf then had sex with a fuckslutasaurus (friend of the gf).

1. fuckslutasaurus



A person who deliberatly catches an STD to purposly get back at somebody.

Yeah. That friend now has herpes.

[Elbow]

LOL damn

[Benefit]

damn , a fuckslutasaurus..

[S II K]

Ouch.

Could be worse though, my friend broke up with his gf then had sex with a fuckslutasaurus (friend of the gf).

1. fuckslutasaurus



A person who deliberatly catches an STD to purposly get back at somebody.

Yeah. That friend now has herpes.

HAHA OWND!

[Clegger]

wow your life sucks.

yea i get fucked over a lot, it just happens i guess

thats why I stick to the ONS

One Night Stands (Dane Cook reference from earlier posts)

[Leadfoot_mf]

Ouch.

Could be worse though, my friend broke up with his gf then had sex with a fuckslutasaurus (friend of the gf).

1. fuckslutasaurus



A person who deliberatly catches an STD to purposly get back at somebody.

Yeah. That friend now has herpes.

so who gave whom what?

[Deke]

Haha that sucks man, but hilarious nonetheless.

[mxglory258]

Shitty, happened to me ONCE as well. lol Girls from about 20 misn from me, invite me down to go to a party. 4 of them, gorgeous! in my EF Hatch.

I picked them up, and the house is fucking HUGE, all richy bitches. they're like we gotta go get beer, they're all 19/20 so I ahve to buy the beer, with their money of course. So I got the beer took em to the party then the girl in the passenger seat says well let me go find out if you can stay. I'm like haha fuck that. They got outta my car one went in, the other 3 stood in the yard while i drove away. Luckily I had a friend just over in pittsburgh, so I took my newly acquired 3 cases of beer, and we had a party of our own.

[Magnus213]

Haha some good stories in this thread. Asian guy with no arms makes it that much better.

[0p7!mu5]

Damn that shit almost happened to me with the hey lets hang out shit. Bitch came over tried to drink my shit actin as if she was goin to put out. Talkin about how she just wanted to hang out and hasnt seen me in forever and shit and was randomly thinkin about me. So i got her came back to my place and chilled and then just before i knew she was gonna say no I was like got gas money cuz i wasnt expecting to go out so far to pick u up. she was like no but im tipsy so will ass do? next thing ya know dropped her off at her ex's who she was just bitchin about and sped off. I got lucky.. but dude that is funny as shit tho that this is a regular thing it seems

[crxsiguy]

This Thread is full of win!

[VooDooXII]

Reps for a funny story...haha, you better not pick her up.

You sure you didn't make this up? Hahahahaha...this is too good. I mean the kid had no arms?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to osnap again.

Well...I'll get you when I can.

[Shuggs]

yeah that was one sneaky bitch... lol i wouldnt take her home tomorrow either!!! that sucks

[VooDooXII]

Dude...no questions...just don't take her home!

I'm still dying over...

before i could even begin to say anything, it got weirder. the guy who apparently owns the house walks out... and its some asian kid with no arms. like seriously, he has stubs for arms. Dude gives me a fist bump with his arm stub and goes "yeah man thanks for driving her over here".

[crxsiguy]

I would call her and tell her " I hope you wore some comfortable shoes bitch, Cause its a long walk back to Y0 House" Then hang up

[VooDooXII]

I would call her and tell her " I hope you wore some comfortable shoes bitch, Cause its a long walk back to Y0 House" Then hang up

You've got it...

[BiH1320]

Bwhahahahahah DUMMY!
Thanks for bringing her over to my house.

[crxsiguy]

Or she can get Her buddy to drive her home....

[VooDooXII]

Or she can get Her buddy to drive her home....

I really want to know what this girl's story is...who's Stumpy and why the hell did she end up calling you.

Shit...maybe you should pick her up...after she tells you.

[crxsiguy]

lets all caravan down so we can see the look on her face when there is 25 cars but no one will give her a ride! That would be awesome!

[VooDooXII]

Bring a camera...her face would be priceless.

[crxsiguy]

I can't Drive thou, Someone wanna pick me up? I heard theres gonna be awesome party tomorrow......