Not giving cliffs. read or gtfo. lol.

So this chick calls me up a few hours ago, TOTALLY out of the blue. I knew her during my freshman and sophomore years of HS before we both changed schools, so its been 3 or 4 years since Ive ever talked to this bitch. She was pretty damn cute... blonde, cheerleader, all that good stuff. So anyways, I pick up the phone and im totally bewildered when its her.

Shes like "hey... i know its been FOREVER but Im back in town at my parents place and I have this big party tonight and I was thinking about you and I really want you to take me". It was TOTALLY random, but im pretty spontaneous, so i figured fuck it, im down. I make the 30 minute drive over to Smyrna and finally pick her up. Shes gained a few pounds... nothing crazy, but enough to tell that shes not the same little cheerleader. I figure no biggie, ill just go have a drink, chill for an hour or two, and then jet.

This party was over here in my neck of the woods, so I took the top off and we set out. Shes kinda weird and isnt really talking much, but i figure itd been a while and maybe it takes a bit for her to warm up. anyways a few minutes later, she asks if Id be able to take her back home in the morning, and I was like "oh... yeah i actually have this paper i have to write for my 9:30 class tomorrow so im gonna have to head home in a bit, but i might could take you back after all my classes are over at about 6:30". This is true, and im assuming shes gonna go, "oh well ill just arrange another ride". Not the case. "Thats fine" she says. I figure "eh, fuck it.... no big deal".

So we finally find this place over here in kennesaw and the first thing i notice when i roll up is there are NO cars. Suddenly everything started to click when she was like "well thanks so much for driving me out here".

....wtf...

before i could even begin to say anything, it got weirder. the guy who apparently owns the house walks out... and its some asian kid with no arms. like seriously, he has stubs for arms. Dude gives me a fist bump with his arm stub and goes "yeah man thanks for driving her over here". Im sure the *WTF* look on my face was quite apparent at this point. "you need any gas money or anything?"... i was kinda dumbfounded so im just like "uh... nah im good". and hes like "alright buddy drive safe". bitch chimes in "call ya tomorrow". They walk into the house.

WHAT THE FUCK.

So basically the chick wanted to spend the night with some cripple and i was apparently her fucking taxi cab... looking back, that sneaky bitch did say "I really want you to take me". lol its bullshit but its hilarious at the same time... and theres no fucking way im driving her ass home tomorrow... fuuuuuck that.

Anyways... thats my story. Im still chuckling just thinking about it.