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We should cut his legs off.. So he wont have no arms or legs.
lol @ this thread.. no seriously, i lol'ed.. like out loud..
I think I actually SHOULD pick her up, and then just dump her ass in the middle of nowhere and be all..."your little tyrannosaurus buddy only had half his arms, so, in keeping with the theme, i'm only driving you half way. Get the fuck out... and good luck calling your stubby little fuckbuddy. I'm pretty sure he can't pick up the phone."
You drive her back to your place and tell her you have to get somethin really quick, invite her inside, and beat the back outta it...
...If not, tell her your boy is coming cause you cant make it but he's on the way. I'll take care of the rest
note to self - women in marietta/smyrna/kennesaw area are tricky bitches
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note to you: women in general are tricky bitches!!!!Originally Posted by Stormhammer
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that's fucked up hehe
lol lmao!!! that's even more fucked up... but funny
Damn dude you got me waking up ppl im laughin so hard.............LMMFAO. Sorry to hear the bish owned you. Good job not going to pick her up. That would definately be damn idk what you would call it.....LOL. Ah my side...LOL
Shits real out here. You betta keep a strap and learn somethin'.
for real thats fucked up yo
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this was actually a pretty funny story.
You that hard up for some ass? anytime some chick I went to school with calls up and wants to do something.....I just tell them I'm too busy, theres too much ass out there to be caught up with girls from the past....because either you already hit it, tried to hit it, or dreamed of hitting it.....live, learn, move on...
anyways, go pick her up tomorrow and then take her to some random mall and say you need to go pick something up real quick and then just say you gotta run to the bathroom real quick and just leave.
damn dude...cripples gettin ass before u..it musta been his nub LOL
hahhahaha
^^ i was thinking the same! hahah each arm is a dildo.. thats why he gets ass..
LMFAO damn how could i forget that pic...thats my myspace default lolz
troof, man that mudda fucker got owned
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lol
didn't he know the fist pump is out? now we judtDude...no questions...just don't take her home!
I'm still dying over...
lol, you got suckered........I would of returned the favor and agreed to take her home, but make a major detour saying something really important came up. After arriving at the final destination, you should let her know that you would not be able to take her home and thanks for the company.
As for Z28: are you sure that you are not the friend that contracted the herpes from the fuckslutasaurus? So, the friend tried to get back at his ex by boning her friend? However, the joke was on him since he contracted herpes?
Hmmm, what can I share. Oh, I do know this chick whom I used to conduct the business with on the regular. After a year or so passed of me loosing contact, she text me ("What's up stranger, how you been?"). After replying and thinking she wants the business, she called and confessed that she thought she had found her a lifelong partner. However, she broke it off after he gave her genital warts. The worst part is that she said the bastard knew he had them before they started dating. I would of pressed charges and filed a lawsuit....... What a waist, it's a damn shame. Shawty was a 9.5 on a scale of 10, had excellent benefits including room & board, was just a call away, always willing to take one for the team, bisexual, true to her word and more importantly a good young woman. I like to keep one like this on my team, they are very rare and a must have during late night strike outs or the ever so scarce drought. I had to casually loose her number and change my own since she was still trying to get at me. I openly admit that I did the research, but those type of risk I'm not willing to take. I don't knowingly gamble. Probability is not my thing and the best of luck to those who think otherwise. You're a much better man than I am.
warts, fuck warts, give me her number i aint afraid. hell i might have them already anyway.
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
I would've taken the gas money just to see him try to dig it out of his pants with stubs. That would have been worth the gas over there.
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She .......................
his ass
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Props and respect for sharing that story.
Most people would be too embarrased to share that story.
Realistically it was hilarious not embarrasing because it exhibits how manipulative people can be.
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LOL...
I still would have kept the shit to myself..............
me too, he got dap from a nub.LOL...
I still would have kept the shit to myself..............
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LOL...
I still would have kept the shit to myself..............
99% of use would've
NO one likes to get played and tell about it!
'cept "ohsnap"
He keeps it reals!!!
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LMAO @ dap from a nub
another episode of when keepin it real goes wrong99% of use would've
NO one likes to get played and tell about it!
'cept "ohsnap"
He keeps it reals!!!
LOL....he ( Osnap ) should have pulled away real fast right before dude trying to give him nub dap and been like..." Too slow"....
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
this is true!
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LOL....he ( Osnap ) should have pulled away real fast right before dude trying to give him nub dap and been like..." Too slow"....
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hahahahha
^hater in da house
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Exactly...That shit would have been funny as hell...
I would have ran him through the whole routine...the up high, the down low.....
You guys talking about the Nub are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wrogn I felt really bad for laughing at that.
Fk yall for that!!!
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too slow.........
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