You're goddamn right. Simon is pretty damn white too, actually thats more british, so is Ian. No thats more austrailian, GTFO.Originally Posted by simontibbett
Actually come to think of it aussies are the most white people out there, look at the clothes they wear, they are outside all the time, and probably go rock climbing and shit.
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a white man, a black man, and another black man go into a bar, the first black man orders a watermelon, the second black man sells drugs to the person beside him, and the white man pays his bills!!
rofl!! DAMN WHITE PPL ALWAYS PAYIN THERE BILLS AN SHIT WHATTA GAY!!!
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
^ AHAHHAHAHAHA THAAAATS RACISE!
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LOL that took me a min to get
At least my name isnt a white American name...being a white person from another country makes you not as white...Joey
1 More post and I'll have 666 posts, thats pretty white person right there worshiping the devil.
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against whites, why we gotta be payin our bills and shit.
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
your asian
twoONEoh
how bout this one. when something is going on outside a white person will go, investigate and get shot. all other races know to keep there ass in the damn house and pretend nothing happened.
LOL
THAT'S MY JAM!
All white jokes that I know are redneck jokes. For example...
How do you circumcize a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
White water rafting is a pretty white thing to do.
My black buddy at work can't understand why "we" do crazy things like that.
I told him he couldn't do it cuz black folk can't swim. He said that's right, if they could they woulda jumped off the boat a long time ago.
i heard the white man invented KFC to take all the black peoples money
Wait a second people, please dont tell me you truly lack the resources to find white jokes.
What about redneck jokes, and blond jokes.
Have you seen any black, mexican, or asian blondes or rednecks. No?
well my point exactly.
and I mean natural blondes
redneck and blonde jokes don't pose as white
and yes I have seen a redneck black person
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no you have seen hickbilly black person. Yes they do because rednecks and blonde stereotypes are deragatory in terms to white people.
Its like saying n/i/g/g/a jokes are not about black people.
no, cracker refers to a white person like niggrr refers to a black person
fyi hillbilly is a synonym to redneck as well as crackerdictionaries say so lol
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dude cracker is not derogatory in terms to white people, it refers to slave owners cracking their whips, cracker is more of a compliment than an insult, in the sense that if a black person calls a white person a cracker hes just talking himself down saying that the white person is the person who whips him.
Joey you dumb shit. You aren't white, you are JDM.
to a point, same goes for n i g g aaaaa
never said it was deragatory, just said that cracker, redneck, and hillbilly are all synonyms
on a black persons note, I find the term porchmonkey results in a good chuckle from me
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so if cracker, redneck, and hillbilly are synonymous then my previous point of redneck jokes, and blonde jokes are white jokes is being supported by you when you initial post was that..............................uh fuck it.
I"m sure you all know of this one:
Two people are in a house that has a killer or monster in it. They hear a sound in the dark room ahead of them. The white person tells the other to stay and checks out the dark ass creepy room. He or she calls the person who is assumed missing from the party. A few mins later, the white person walks out with an sharp object in their head and drops. The other person screams and hauls ass, but probably gets killed anyways.
Turn your radio to V103. And your TV to BET, or Mind of Mencia on comedy central. Should get you plenty of white jokes.
i have a stupid sorta funny white joke
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
Yea, ONLY for white ppl..wow.
Ummm, because only white ppl skateboard....
Guess you've never heard of Terry Kennedy, Stevie Williams, and I could name a few others...
Please share...
what do you call 2 gay white guys in a sleeping bag?
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
gay?
no
a fruit roll up
told you it was stupid
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
thats not a race joke.....
yes it is..!!
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
i have a ton of blonde jokes..
"Drop 5 stacks on the makeup bag"
y is it if i say black jokes,im a racist...yet if black people say white jokes thier a comic
Q: What's white and 11 inches inches long?
A: Nothing.
/thread
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."
no its not cause you would call two black guys the same thing.....
on a side note whats a black mans curse as well as a blessing?
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