I'm white btw so this thread isn't racise. But does anyone?? I've never heard any.
Does anyone know any white people jokes.
I'm white btw so this thread isn't racise. But does anyone?? I've never heard any.
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Look in a mirror.
LOL DAMN LMAO +1 IF I CAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Just kidding there are no white people jokes.
^ I thought so.
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LOL
Ok so i thought of one -
A white person, a puerto rican, and a asian guy are @ a bar. The puerto rican guy says to the bar tender, I'd like shot of tequila. The asian guy says, I'd like a shot of saki, the white guy says, I' like some more dick to suck on because I'm a white peice of shit.
Good?
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Originally Posted by coolcat
...you just ruined your own thread....white faggot
lirl
I thought it was good.
BTW any white stereotypes anyone has I'd love to know more of like - having picnics, going hiking, having a campfire, reading a book, playing a board game with the family.. etc.
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NASCAR....even though black people war NASCAR jackets now??? That shits stupid, 99% of die hard NASCAR fans would hang anyone but a white person.
Simon, since you did not enjoy my first joke, I have a revised version -
A white person, a puerto rican, and a asian guy are @ a bar. The puerto rican guy says to the bar tender, I'd like shot of tequila. The asian guy says, I'd like a shot of saki, the white guy says, oh I'll just have some shit in a cup because thats what I drink being white and all.
Better?
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White person story:
So, this past weekend I had a super weekend with my family. We went hiking to a campsite, where that evening we had a campfire and played Life. We than read a awesome book together and all went to sleep....next to eachother....where my mom and I fucked
lolol a lil
Having decent income? just a thought
...ninja
There is no such thing. It comes with the territory. You know, kind of like running the free world, owning all the major companies, and shit like that.I'm white btw so this thread isn't racise. But does anyone?? I've never heard any.
Good oneEven though I have yet to have it myself
EPIC WIN.
Some more white person things: Wearing boots, wearing socks that go halfway up your legs, poetry <-- only the emo's, being concerned with the environment, sharing, sportsmanship, calling the police if there is a scary looking person in the neighborhood, wearing shoes untill they fall apart.
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You're so white, you thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday.
That's all I have for white jokes....
Cyber sex is for white people
LMFAO +1 EPIC WIN X2.
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So is proper grammar and punctuation.
...ninja
You said Epic Win you are white lol.
LOL I can vouch for the shoes, I wear flip flops like ALL the time (cause I am white). So when I wear my "kicks" I dont always have the new hot ones.
100% true on dumb white people calling cops on scary people in the hood.
i must knot b dat wite dank god
Oh hell yes capitalization & grammar has white written alllllll over it.
OHH I got a very true one - CHEAP SHOES. Don't act like it isn't true white folks. My dad NEVER buys shoes over 30 bucks.
How the hell did I forget skateboarding also...
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Damn... I guess I must not be white enough then. The last pair I bought was roughly $85. Now their covered in grease from working at the shop... which must mean I have decent income then. Does that redeem the cheap shoes thing?
...ninja
Being emo is white...and Mexican now
Shit, I also skated in those $85 shoes... fuck, I have whiteness written all over me. lol
...ninja
Damn... I guess I must not be white enough then. The last pair I bought was roughly $85. Now their covered in grease from working at the shop... which must mean I have decent income then. Does that redeem the cheap shoes thing?
You're no longer white, 85 bucks ain't cutting it for shoes bub.
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Being white making fun of white people is white
I guess the skateboarding cancels out the expensive shoes. You're back to being white now good job.
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So true.
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I don't know any white people jokes, but i do know that white people "are" a joke.
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Mullets are white
^ still white
...ninja
LOLOLOL I love that pic, but they scare me, I would def call the cops if they came in my neighborhood, look at those hoodlumsI don't know any white people jokes, but i do know that white people "are" a joke.
Absolutely, Roger! Lets go smoke a cigar and complain about the local housing projects in the area.
Speaking of Roger, some very white person names are - Roger!!, Ted, Adam, Andy, Randy, Joseph, Allen.
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...and the noise from the airport we bought a house 100 yards from
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