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    Default Does anyone know any white people jokes.

    I'm white btw so this thread isn't racise. But does anyone?? I've never heard any.
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    Look in a mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Look in a mirror.
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    LOL DAMN LMAO +1 IF I CAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Just kidding there are no white people jokes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Just kidding there are no white people jokes.
    All hillbilly and incest-related jokes are white!



    There was thread posted before on Altimas.net- i most likely will NOT be able to find it do to "The Man"

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    ^ I thought so.
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    LOL

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    Ok so i thought of one -

    A white person, a puerto rican, and a asian guy are @ a bar. The puerto rican guy says to the bar tender, I'd like shot of tequila. The asian guy says, I'd like a shot of saki, the white guy says, I' like some more dick to suck on because I'm a white peice of shit.



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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    Ok so i thought of one -

    A white person, a puerto rican, and a asian guy are @ a bar. The puerto rican guy says to the bar tender, I'd like shot of tequila. The asian guy says, I'd like a shot of saki, the white guy says, I' like some more dick to suck on because I'm a white peice of shit.



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    ...you just ruined your own thread....white faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    ...you just ruined your own thread....white faggot

    I thought it was good.

    BTW any white stereotypes anyone has I'd love to know more of like - having picnics, going hiking, having a campfire, reading a book, playing a board game with the family.. etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    I thought it was good.

    BTW any white stereotypes anyone has I'd love to know more of like - having picnics, going hiking, having a campfire, reading a book, playing a board game with the family.. etc.
    White person story:

    So, this past weekend I had a super weekend with my family. We went hiking to a campsite, where that evening we had a campfire and played Life. We than read a awesome book together and all went to sleep....next to eachother....where my mom and I fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    White person story:

    So, this past weekend I had a super weekend with my family. We went hiking to a campsite, where that evening we had a campfire and played Life. We than read a awesome book together and all went to sleep....next to eachother....where my mom and I fucked
    EPIC WIN.




    Some more white person things: Wearing boots, wearing socks that go halfway up your legs, poetry <-- only the emo's, being concerned with the environment, sharing, sportsmanship, calling the police if there is a scary looking person in the neighborhood, wearing shoes untill they fall apart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    White person story:

    So, this past weekend I had a super weekend with my family. We went hiking to a campsite, where that evening we had a campfire and played Life. We than read a awesome book together and all went to sleep....next to eachother....where my mom and I fucked
    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    I thought it was good.

    BTW any white stereotypes anyone has I'd love to know more of like - having picnics, going hiking, having a campfire, reading a book, playing a board game with the family.. etc.
    Having decent income? just a thought
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    Quote Originally Posted by ubers2k
    Having decent income? just a thought
    Good one Even though I have yet to have it myself I must not be white enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by ubers2k
    Having decent income? just a thought

    LMFAO +1 EPIC WIN X2.
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    NASCAR....even though black people war NASCAR jackets now??? That shits stupid, 99% of die hard NASCAR fans would hang anyone but a white person.

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    Simon, since you did not enjoy my first joke, I have a revised version -


    A white person, a puerto rican, and a asian guy are @ a bar. The puerto rican guy says to the bar tender, I'd like shot of tequila. The asian guy says, I'd like a shot of saki, the white guy says, oh I'll just have some shit in a cup because thats what I drink being white and all.


    Better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    Simon, since you did not enjoy my first joke, I have a revised version -


    A white person, a puerto rican, and a asian guy are @ a bar. The puerto rican guy says to the bar tender, I'd like shot of tequila. The asian guy says, I'd like a shot of saki, the white guy says, oh I'll just have some shit in a cup because thats what I drink being white and all.


    Better?

    lolol a lil

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    I'm white btw so this thread isn't racise. But does anyone?? I've never heard any.
    There is no such thing. It comes with the territory. You know, kind of like running the free world, owning all the major companies, and shit like that.
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    You're so white, you thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday.

    That's all I have for white jokes....
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    Cyber sex is for white people

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    Cyber sex is for white people
    So is proper grammar and punctuation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ubers2k
    So is proper grammar and punctuation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ubers2k
    So is proper grammar and punctuation.



    Yea, ONLY for white ppl..wow.

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    Oh hell yes capitalization & grammar has white written alllllll over it.


    OHH I got a very true one - CHEAP SHOES. Don't act like it isn't true white folks. My dad NEVER buys shoes over 30 bucks.


    How the hell did I forget skateboarding also...
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    Oh hell yes capitalization & grammar has white written alllllll over it.


    OHH I got a very true one - CHEAP SHOES. Don't act like it isn't true white folks. My dad NEVER buys shoes over 30 bucks.
    Damn... I guess I must not be white enough then. The last pair I bought was roughly $85. Now their covered in grease from working at the shop... which must mean I have decent income then. Does that redeem the cheap shoes thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ubers2k
    Damn... I guess I must not be white enough then. The last pair I bought was roughly $85. Now their covered in grease from working at the shop... which must mean I have decent income then. Does that redeem the cheap shoes thing?

    You're no longer white, 85 bucks ain't cutting it for shoes bub.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    Oh hell yes capitalization & grammar has white written alllllll over it.


    OHH I got a very true one - CHEAP SHOES. Don't act like it isn't true white folks. My dad NEVER buys shoes over 30 bucks.


    How the hell did I forget skateboarding also...
    Shit, I also skated in those $85 shoes... fuck, I have whiteness written all over me. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ubers2k
    Shit, I also skated in those $85 shoes... fuck, I have whiteness written all over me. lol

    I guess the skateboarding cancels out the expensive shoes. You're back to being white now good job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat



    How the hell did I forget skateboarding also...

    Ummm, because only white ppl skateboard....


    Guess you've never heard of Terry Kennedy, Stevie Williams, and I could name a few others...

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolcat
    How the hell did I forget skateboarding also...
    Or surfing...

    And Randy isn't only a white person name. My name is Chante` though, lol...

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    Being emo is white...and Mexican now

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    Being white making fun of white people is white

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    Being white making fun of white people is white
    So true.
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    I don't know any white people jokes, but i do know that white people "are" a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
    I don't know any white people jokes, but i do know that white people "are" a joke.

    LOLOLOL I love that pic, but they scare me, I would def call the cops if they came in my neighborhood, look at those hoodlums

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    Quote Originally Posted by simontibbett
    LOLOLOL I love that pic, but they scare me, I would def call the cops if they came in my neighborhood, look at those hoodlums

    Absolutely, Roger! Lets go smoke a cigar and complain about the local housing projects in the area.


    Speaking of Roger, some very white person names are - Roger!!, Ted, Adam, Andy, Randy, Joseph, Allen.
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