I'm white btw so this thread isn't racise. But does anyone?? I've never heard any.![]()
I'm white btw so this thread isn't racise. But does anyone?? I've never heard any.![]()
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Look in a mirror.
lirlOriginally Posted by Echonova
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LOL DAMN LMAO +1 IF I CAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Just kidding there are no white people jokes.
All hillbilly and incest-related jokes are white!Originally Posted by Echonova
There was thread posted before on Altimas.net- i most likely will NOT be able to find it do to "The Man"
no biggy
Leisa and S. 4 Life NM?
^ I thought so.
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Ok so i thought of one -
A white person, a puerto rican, and a asian guy are @ a bar. The puerto rican guy says to the bar tender, I'd like shot of tequila. The asian guy says, I'd like a shot of saki, the white guy says, I' like some more dick to suck on because I'm a white peice of shit.
Good?
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Originally Posted by coolcat
...you just ruined your own thread....white faggot
Originally Posted by simontibbett
I thought it was good.
BTW any white stereotypes anyone has I'd love to know more of like - having picnics, going hiking, having a campfire, reading a book, playing a board game with the family.. etc.
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White person story:Originally Posted by coolcat
So, this past weekend I had a super weekend with my family. We went hiking to a campsite, where that evening we had a campfire and played Life. We than read a awesome book together and all went to sleep....next to eachother....where my mom and I fucked
EPIC WIN.Originally Posted by simontibbett
Some more white person things: Wearing boots, wearing socks that go halfway up your legs, poetry <-- only the emo's, being concerned with the environment, sharing, sportsmanship, calling the police if there is a scary looking person in the neighborhood, wearing shoes untill they fall apart.
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Having decent income? just a thoughtOriginally Posted by coolcat
...ninja
Good oneOriginally Posted by ubers2k
Even though I have yet to have it myself
I must not be white enough
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Originally Posted by ubers2k
LMFAO +1 EPIC WIN X2.
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NASCAR....even though black people war NASCAR jackets now??? That shits stupid, 99% of die hard NASCAR fans would hang anyone but a white person.
Simon, since you did not enjoy my first joke, I have a revised version -
A white person, a puerto rican, and a asian guy are @ a bar. The puerto rican guy says to the bar tender, I'd like shot of tequila. The asian guy says, I'd like a shot of saki, the white guy says, oh I'll just have some shit in a cup because thats what I drink being white and all.
Better?
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Originally Posted by coolcat
lolol a lil
There is no such thing. It comes with the territory. You know, kind of like running the free world, owning all the major companies, and shit like that.Originally Posted by coolcat
Originally Posted by redGT
You're so white, you thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday.
That's all I have for white jokes....
Originally Posted by jerseyef9
Cyber sex is for white people
So is proper grammar and punctuation.Originally Posted by simontibbett
...ninja
i must knot b dat wite dank godOriginally Posted by ubers2k
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Originally Posted by ubers2k
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Yea, ONLY for white ppl..wow.![]()
Oh hell yes capitalization & grammar has white written alllllll over it.
OHH I got a very true one - CHEAP SHOES. Don't act like it isn't true white folks. My dad NEVER buys shoes over 30 bucks.
How the hell did I forget skateboarding also...
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Damn... I guess I must not be white enough then. The last pair I bought was roughly $85. Now their covered in grease from working at the shop... which must mean I have decent income then. Does that redeem the cheap shoes thing?Originally Posted by coolcat
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...ninja
Originally Posted by ubers2k
You're no longer white, 85 bucks ain't cutting it for shoes bub.
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Shit, I also skated in those $85 shoes... fuck, I have whiteness written all over me. lolOriginally Posted by coolcat
...ninja
Originally Posted by ubers2k
I guess the skateboarding cancels out the expensive shoes. You're back to being white now good job.
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Originally Posted by coolcat
Ummm, because only white ppl skateboard....![]()
Guess you've never heard of Terry Kennedy, Stevie Williams, and I could name a few others...
Or surfing...Originally Posted by coolcat
And Randy isn't only a white person name. My name is Chante` though, lol...
Being emo is white...and Mexican now
Being white making fun of white people is white
So true.Originally Posted by simontibbett
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I don't know any white people jokes, but i do know that white people "are" a joke.
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LOLOLOL I love that pic, but they scare me, I would def call the cops if they came in my neighborhood, look at those hoodlumsOriginally Posted by Maniac
Originally Posted by simontibbett
Absolutely, Roger! Lets go smoke a cigar and complain about the local housing projects in the area.
Speaking of Roger, some very white person names are - Roger!!, Ted, Adam, Andy, Randy, Joseph, Allen.
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