I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the KFC on Edgewood Avenue. I got a coupon off the AJC but I couldn't buy a copy, so I borrowed a friend's and photocopied the coupon. Go to the counter and they tell me it's a copy and I need to present the original. I said hell no, I got connections within Chik-Fil-A. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old Popeye's position out in Peachtree City. She told me that she has family connections at Maggiano's, Mellow Mushroom and Pizza Hut and can bring the Sicilian mafia down on me.

After an hour of arguing, mall security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within Publix or Kroger?