Fred here, posting from Harstfield

**Fred Sanford** · 08-09-2007, 03:39 PM

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old delta position out in New York. She told me that she has family connections in the french air force and could bring a war to me.
After an hour of arguing, homeland security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within greyhound or even a discount at shoe carnival?

**HalfBaked** · 08-09-2007, 03:41 PM

I talked to my friend who works at Athlete's Foot.

He said he maybe able to get you a discount on some NewBalances.

**GGPIS3** · 08-09-2007, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old delta position out in New York. She told me that she has family connections in the french air force and could bring a war to me.
After an hour of arguing, homeland security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within greyhound or even a discount at shoe carnival?

you're a dick most of the time... but i almost pee'd myself reading this lol

**s13slider®** · 08-09-2007, 03:43 PM

damn , LIRL +1

**GGPIS3** · 08-09-2007, 03:43 PM

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

I talked to my friend who works at Athlete's Foot.

He said he maybe able to get you a discount on some NewBalances.

which store.. im so there!

**Fred Sanford** · 08-09-2007, 03:44 PM

Straight up cuh.
I gotta get walking asap. I'm posting this with a dead engine next to me. Looks like somebody busted a cap into the intake manifold. I'm covered in oil!

**Fast Shadow** · 08-09-2007, 03:45 PM

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the KFC on Edgewood Avenue. I got a coupon off the AJC but I couldn't buy a copy, so I borrowed a friend's and photocopied the coupon. Go to the counter and they tell me it's a copy and I need to present the original. I said hell no, I got connections within Chik-Fil-A. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old Popeye's position out in Peachtree City. She told me that she has family connections at Maggiano's, Mellow Mushroom and Pizza Hut and can bring the Sicilian mafia down on me.

After an hour of arguing, mall security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within Publix or Kroger?

**iloveboost** · 08-09-2007, 03:45 PM

I'm going to build a really fast car! You wait and see.

Can someone loan me money for a plane ticket?

Edit: I don't know what's funnier. This whole Delta/End of the world war or the 2JDave thing that went down, lol.

**GGPIS3** · 08-09-2007, 03:46 PM

LIRL.. omg.. i think i dribbled a little bit. but come on.. a dead engine? right next to you? thats a little far fetched.... and why would you post such craziness online? i would think this is too personal for iA....

**hydroshutter** · 08-09-2007, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by Fast Shadow

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the KFC on Edgewood Avenue.

If they were white, they were probably pretty ignorant, right?

**GGPIS3** · 08-09-2007, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by Fast Shadow

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the KFC on Edgewood Avenue.

for life?? that would suck.. no kfc for the rest of your life... lol

**iloveboost** · 08-09-2007, 03:47 PM

You guys better be quiet or else you'll get banned from life by his peoples.

**GGPIS3** · 08-09-2007, 03:48 PM

but guys.. lets get serious.. street racing is a way of life. i would live and die for it!

**HalfBaked** · 08-09-2007, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by GGPIS3

which store.. im so there!

Dude you were supposed to be there hours ago.

WTF man.

My friend has been waiting for you and missed his piano practice.

HE ISN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO PLAY IN THE RECITAL NOW. WTF.

**hydroshutter** · 08-09-2007, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by iloveboost

You guys better be quiet or else you'll get banned from life by his peoples.

Allah Awkbah! He doesn't know I'm well connected and I'm declaring a Jihad on him!

**Fast Shadow** · 08-09-2007, 03:50 PM

I edited my post for awesomeness.

**SLOWLYbtngU** · 08-09-2007, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by hydroshutter

Allah Awkbah! He doesn't know I'm well connected and I'm declaring a Jihad on him!

I'ma declare a jihad on you!

**Fast Shadow** · 08-09-2007, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by SLOWLYbtngU

I'ma declare a jihad on you!

Wouldn't it actually be a "G-had" in this case?

**hydroshutter** · 08-09-2007, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by Fast Shadow

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the KFC on Edgewood Avenue. I got a coupon off the AJC but I couldn't buy a copy, so I borrowed a friend's and photocopied the coupon. Go to the counter and they tell me it's a copy and I need to present the original. I said hell no, I got connections within Chik-Fil-A. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old Popeye's position out in Peachtree City. She told me that she has family connections at Maggiano's, Mellow Mushroom and Pizza Hut and can bring the Sicilian mafia down on me.

After an hour of arguing, mall security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within Publix or Kroger?

I can't breathe!

**GGPIS3** · 08-09-2007, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by HalfBaked

Dude you were supposed to be there hours ago.

WTF man.

My friend has been waiting for you and missed his piano practice.

HE ISN'T GOING TO BE ABLE TO PLAY IN THE RECITAL NOW. WTF.

listen, no one told me it was a stand-by rehearsal.. i dont understand what that means... i mean, your teacher and all the other teachers took me aside and tried to tell me what it means, but i just dont get it. what is stand by? and its all your fault that he isnt' going to be able to play in the recital.. i didn't do anything wrong....

**hydroshutter** · 08-09-2007, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by GGPIS3

listen, no one told me it was a stand-by rehearsal.. i dont understand what that means... i mean, your teacher and all the other teachers took me aside and tried to tell me what it means, but i just dont get it. what is stand by? and its all your fault that he isnt' going to be able to play in the recital.. i didn't do anything wrong....

Keep those teachers names out of your mouth!

**GGPIS3** · 08-09-2007, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by hydroshutter

I can't breathe!

im hyperventilating.....

**Fast Shadow** · 08-09-2007, 03:57 PM

One more time.

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and then she said "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

i whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo holmes to bel-air!

i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell ya later!
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

**hydroshutter** · 08-09-2007, 03:58 PM

Fred, you are the most racist fuck I've ever met.

It's "HARTSFIELD-JACKSON", you racist fuck.

**GGPIS3** · 08-09-2007, 04:00 PM

Originally Posted by Fast Shadow

One more time.

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and then she said "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

i whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo holmes to bel-air!

i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell ya later!
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

**Nismo** · 08-09-2007, 04:01 PM

thats fucking awesome. LOL

**eViLMunkey** · 08-09-2007, 04:06 PM

That's hillarious

**hydroshutter** · 08-09-2007, 04:08 PM

**Nismo** · 08-09-2007, 04:09 PM

^ thats funny because cookie monster is trying to be black.

**d993s** · 08-09-2007, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old delta position out in New York. She told me that she has family connections in the french air force and could bring a war to me.
After an hour of arguing, homeland security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within greyhound or even a discount at shoe carnival?

yo nugguh, i iz conekted out da bejesus........holla

**SLOWLYbtngU** · 08-09-2007, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Fast Shadow

Wouldn't it actually be a "G-had" in this case?

This aint no g-unit shit...Those are fake gan.... Uhh...

Good point!

**Vteckidd** · 08-09-2007, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Fast Shadow

One more time.

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and then she said "you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"

i whistled for a cab and when it came near
the license plate said fresh
and had dice in the mirror
if anything i could say that this cab was rare
but i thought nah, forget it
yo holmes to bel-air!

i-pulled- up tp a house about seven or eight
i yelled to the cabbie yo holmes, smell ya later!
looked at my kingdom i was finally there
to sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

POST OF THE YEAR

**Vteckidd** · 08-09-2007, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Fred Sanford

I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old delta position out in New York. She told me that she has family connections in the french air force and could bring a war to me.
After an hour of arguing, homeland security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within greyhound or even a discount at shoe carnival?

VICE PRESIDENT POST OF THE YEAR

**WickedIXMR** · 08-09-2007, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by iloveboost

I'm going to build a really fast car! You wait and see.

Can someone loan me money for a plane ticket?

Edit: I don't know what's funnier. This whole Delta/End of the world war or the 2JDave thing that went down, lol.

Yea i wonder where that car is?! Supposedly it was suppose to rape my car from a dig, roll, twisties, dig to top speed ect ect ect.....

**d993s** · 08-09-2007, 05:33 PM

Originally Posted by WickedIXMR

Yea i wonder where that car is?! Supposedly it was suppose to rape my car from a dig, roll, twisties, dig to top speed ect ect ect.....

It was all a PIGMENT of his imagination. (yes, Pigment, with a P)

**SpeedMonkey** · 08-09-2007, 05:39 PM

Fred... you never fail to impress me with your assholiness. i love you.

**ShooterMcGavin** · 08-09-2007, 06:38 PM

w/this thread i do believe comedic gold has been struck

**Z28** · 08-09-2007, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by hydroshutter

Quoting for emphasis.

**"B"** · 08-09-2007, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Nismo

^ thats funny because cookie monster is trying to be black.

Yeah, and you can TOTALLY tell he is blue. Stupid blue bastard.

**hydroshutter** · 08-09-2007, 07:17 PM

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