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    So I just got back from a funeral. My pet hamster died. Shit is crazy up here. Hamsters dyin left and right. Some of the melanin rich people are putting them in their asses. It's part of being in a gang.
    Hopefully my connection in the FBI will get me into some protection from these gerbilers who are killing mah hamsters.

    Shit is fixin to get crazy. I got my AK...praise god...killin aint right...I'm fixin to kill a bunch of folks. Shit is crazy!

    Did I mention shit is crazy?

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    Thas rite, I sed in they asses!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
    Thas rite, I sed in they asses!
    HE IS RIGHT.

    I SEEN IT.

    I'VE SEEN DES FOOLS DO IT.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
    So I just got back from a funeral. My pet hamster died. Shit is crazy up here. Hamsters dyin left and right. Some of the melanin rich people are putting them in their asses. It's part of being in a gang.
    Hopefully my connection in the FBI will get me into some protection from these gerbilers who are killing mah hamsters.

    Shit is fixin to get crazy. I got my AK...praise god...killin aint right...I'm fixin to kill a bunch of folks. Shit is crazy!

    Did I mention shit is crazy?
    Were you next to all the hamster blood and posting at the same time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedIXMR
    Were you next to all the hamster blood and posting at the same time?
    They're right here next to me. It's a war out here. I run this shit. I cuckoo for cocoa puffs!

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    *** I look away and breathe in because there's a war going on****

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    I am so fucking lost! I have no idea what the hell the thread is supposed to mean so I am just going to leave now
    THAT'S MY JAM!
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    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BluesClues
    I am so fucking lost! I have no idea what the hell the thread is supposed to mean so I am just going to leave now
    IT MEANS THERE IS A WAR OUT THERE BEING FOUGHT.

    YOU ARE EITHER FOR IT OR AGAINST IT, IT IS GOOD VS. EVIL.

    YOU'LL HAVE TO CHOOSE A SIDE AND BELIEVE ME IT BETTER BE THE RIGHT SIDE YOU CHOOSE.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    IT MEANS THERE IS A WAR OUT THERE BEING FOUGHT.

    YOU ARE EITHER FOR IT OR AGAINST IT, IT IS GOOD VS. EVIL.

    YOU'LL HAVE TO CHOOSE A SIDE AND BELIEVE ME IT BETTER BE THE RIGHT SIDE YOU CHOOSE.
    Stop yelling at me damnit!
    THAT'S MY JAM!
    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Octopus™ View Post
    what do you have against Old Navy? What did Old Navy do to you? You should have had your gift reciept for your return you ghostfaced bitch.

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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS THREAD IS FULL OF MOTHER FUCKING WIN! I CAN'T BREATHE! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA**dies**

    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

    --Val for President 1979-2007--
    --RIP Val, You will be missed--

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    WAR.

    Is shit crazy yet?

    Bozzio for president.

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    AS I AM TYPING THIS I AM LOOKING AT MY COUSIN, COOKIE MONSTER. HE HAS SHOT HIMSELF IN THE STOMACH. NOW I HAVE CHOCOLATE CHIPS ALL OVER MY WALLS. WHO IS GONNA HELP ME CLEAN UP THIS MESS? HE LEFT A NOTE TELLING ME WHO HAD THEIR HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR. WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO IMPORTATLANTA.


    IT WAR TIME.

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    shit in here is taking off like delta jets!

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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    shit in here is taking off like delta jets!
    Standby, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    AS I AM TYPING THIS I AM LOOKING AT MY COUSIN, COOKIE MONSTER. HE HAS SHOT HIMSELF IN THE STOMACH. NOW I HAVE CHOCOLATE CHIPS ALL OVER MY WALLS. WHO IS GONNA HELP ME CLEAN UP THIS MESS? HE LEFT A NOTE TELLING ME WHO HAD THEIR HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR. WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO IMPORTATLANTA.


    IT WAR TIME.
    did he spell my name right?
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.


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    LEADFEETS M.D.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    LEADFEETS M.D.
    close enough
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.


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    Not really.

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    ALL HIS BASE ARE BELONG TO US

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    Elite forces are on a Caribbean getaway island right now.
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    RACISE

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    They're coming by sea!11!!!!!#2!!!!!


    Bozzio for president.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Revmaynard64
    They're coming by sea!11!!!!!#2!!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    AS I AM TYPING THIS I AM LOOKING AT MY COUSIN, COOKIE MONSTER. HE HAS SHOT HIMSELF IN THE STOMACH. NOW I HAVE CHOCOLATE CHIPS ALL OVER MY WALLS. WHO IS GONNA HELP ME CLEAN UP THIS MESS? HE LEFT A NOTE TELLING ME WHO HAD THEIR HANDS IN THE COOKIE JAR. WE ARE ON OUR WAY TO IMPORTATLANTA.


    IT WAR TIME.
    OMG I wish I could rep you for that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    **dies**

    Sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydroshutter

    omfg.. i totally missed this pic... LMAO!!! ! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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    lol

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    He like dat shii he like dat shiii
    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyef9
    lol okay so your butt hurt no lmao that great i wasn't bashing you lol what a dumbass.

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    i repped everyone i could , all you crazy fuckers just started off my week on a f'n great note!
    dnwp

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    lol @ this thread... god damn! lolol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
    I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old delta position out in New York. She told me that she has family connections in the french air force and could bring a war to me.
    After an hour of arguing, homeland security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
    So anybody got a connection within greyhound or even a discount at shoe carnival?
    I hear that if you walk up to airport security and say "I got your bomb right here" while grabbing your crotch, they'll give you a candy bar.
    Its like having an evil twin... In your head.



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    Quote Originally Posted by hydroshutter
    Allah Awkbah! He doesn't know I'm well connected and I'm declaring a Jihad on him!
    Wanna-be Durka head
    Its like having an evil twin... In your head.



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    Best thread I have read in a long time

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    At least those guys know how to be on time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    At least those guys know how to be on time.
    I didn't notice that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
    At least those guys know how to be on time.
    I DID NOT see that shit..

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Psycho again.

    BeFF <beef>
    GECKOSQUAD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Elite forces are on a Caribbean getaway island right now.
    dude dont hate on Haiti


    its a fuckin war out here

    http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...hing_happening

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    a war led by phatboy and christ!
    dnwp

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