Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
I just got to my car after being escorted and banned from the United terminal. I bought a ticket off discounttix.com and printed out a voucher. Go to the gate and they tell me it's a standby ticket. I said hell no, I got connections within the united substructure. They start to argue with me and I let em know it's a fucking war out there, I can't go back. This bitch goes on about how I need to get outta her face and how she just delt with some toothpick thug at her old delta position out in New York. She told me that she has family connections in the french air force and could bring a war to me.
After an hour of arguing, homeland security showed up and escorted me out. I almost cried, but after they walked off I started yelling if they wanted some.
So anybody got a connection within greyhound or even a discount at shoe carnival?

you're a dick most of the time... but i almost pee'd myself reading this lol