Here's a less funny convo..
blackdudegman (8:40:12 AM): dude!
billyhumphries97 (11:39:30 AM): sup man
blackdudegman (8:40:32 AM): what are you doing? jacking off??
billyhumphries97 (11:39:54 AM): nah im just readin some stuff about nissan sentras
billyhumphries97 (11:40:00 AM): what about you man?
blackdudegman (8:40:57 AM): interesting
billyhumphries97 (11:40:14 AM): yeah i want to know more about these amazing machines
blackdudegman (8:41:10 AM): just reading some stuff about honda civics
billyhumphries97 (11:40:31 AM): hondas have nothing on the sentra
blackdudegman (8:41:23 AM): you want to know more shit about sentras??
billyhumphries97 (11:40:37 AM): yeah
blackdudegman (8:41:31 AM): and vice versa
blackdudegman (8:41:47 AM): can i show you something?
billyhumphries97 (11:40:57 AM): k
billyhumphries97 (11:41:31 AM): what is it matt stone?
blackdudegman (8:42:37 AM): im finding it
billyhumphries97 (11:41:48 AM): alright
blackdudegman (8:43:13 AM): give me five mintues
billyhumphries97 (11:42:32 AM): alright
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billyhumphries97 (11:44:43 AM): what is this?
billyhumphries97 (11:44:57 AM): ahh thats bad ass.
blackdudegman (8:45:50 AM): a 1992 nissan sentra se-r coupe
billyhumphries97 (11:45:13 AM): i like how the side scoops help vent air to the trunk.
blackdudegman (8:46:14 AM): its much better looking than matt ward's POG (piece of garbage)
billyhumphries97 (11:45:38 AM): yeah.. his aint got nothin on that beast
blackdudegman (8:46:47 AM): i bet you wont show him this picture
billyhumphries97 (11:46:02 AM): what picture?
billyhumphries97 (11:46:08 AM): the one you just sent?
blackdudegman (8:47:05 AM): the picture i sent you
blackdudegman (8:47:08 AM): i got more
billyhumphries97 (11:46:22 AM): i'll post it up on IA.
blackdudegman (8:47:40 AM): thats my friend Gabe's sentra
blackdudegman (8:47:52 AM): that shits fast dude
billyhumphries97 (11:47:07 AM): i bet my civic is faster.
blackdudegman (8:48:11 AM): its smoke the shit out of matt ward's POS sentra se-r
billyhumphries97 (11:47:31 AM): i havent seen his
blackdudegman (8:48:24 AM): a civic??? lol
billyhumphries97 (11:47:35 AM): yeah
billyhumphries97 (11:47:48 AM): got like 300 horses man
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blackdudegman (8:49:22 AM): here the front of gabe's sentra
billyhumphries97 (11:48:46 AM): i changed my mind.. sentras are ugly.
blackdudegman (8:49:49 AM): and so are civics
billyhumphries97 (11:49:16 AM): i know..
blackdudegman (8:50:35 AM): and guess what
billyhumphries97 (11:49:50 AM): sup
billyhumphries97 (11:50:13 AM):
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2552999
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billyhumphries97 (11:50:18 AM): thats a g ass car
blackdudegman (8:51:27 AM): you mean "gay"
billyhumphries97 (11:51:00 AM): the only thing my honda sucks is a butt load of air in through my huge intake system fuel delivery
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billyhumphries97 (11:52:05 AM): these pictures are very clever.
billyhumphries97 (11:52:21 AM): i like the one with the guy with the fat neck.. awesome
blackdudegman (8:53:21 AM): do you think that your honda civic is fast??
blackdudegman (8:53:51 AM): huh??
billyhumphries97 (11:53:31 AM): yeah
blackdudegman (8:54:27 AM): well.
billyhumphries97 (11:53:36 AM): its awesome
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billyhumphries97 (11:55:21 AM): thats not my problem.
blackdudegman (8:56:30 AM): your honda civic is like this
billyhumphries97 (11:55:43 AM): hahaha you have a nissan sentra fetish
blackdudegman (8:57:13 AM): bullshit. by the way your honda civic is like...
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billyhumphries97 (11:57:31 AM): aw shucks you are hurting my feelings, lad.
blackdudegman (8:58:47 AM): aww whats wrong. well if the TRUTH hurts
billyhumphries97 (11:58:20 AM): it does.. it stings like a thousand bee stings
blackdudegman (8:59:30 AM): how many liters does your honda civic has?
billyhumphries97 (11:58:50 AM): less than a bottle of mountain dew
billyhumphries97 (11:59:32 AM): so gary, how did you become a failure in life?
blackdudegman (9:00:28 AM): even less than a bottle of aquafina water
blackdudegman (9:00:39 AM): who's gary??? and by the way
billyhumphries97 (11:59:54 AM): i mean matt stone
billyhumphries97 (12:00:29 PM): sadly, this is true.. i dont have a big engine
blackdudegman (9:01:33 AM): your honda civic is more like
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blackdudegman (9:01:43 AM): ha ha!!
blackdudegman (9:01:54 AM): you dont have a "big" engine
billyhumphries97 (12:01:08 PM): yes, my car is a lawn mower.
blackdudegman (9:02:10 AM): a blue lawn mower
billyhumphries97 (12:01:43 PM): how did you become a smart retard.. that is a great feat for a young man like you
billyhumphries97 (12:02:36 PM):
http://www.oldwoodies.com/img/weird/...jackobs_lr.jpg
blackdudegman (9:03:29 AM): smart retard?? that makes no sense. its as senseless as saying a dumb nerd
billyhumphries97 (12:02:45 PM): yeah.. it is.
billyhumphries97 (12:02:49 PM): but this is a cool car.
billyhumphries97 (12:02:57 PM): i made it out of wood
blackdudegman (9:04:06 AM): whatever
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blackdudegman (9:05:59 AM): this guy is happy that he beat Phong Throng's honda
billyhumphries97 (12:05:08 PM): 'i did..
billyhumphries97 (12:05:24 PM): who is that phong throng?
billyhumphries97 (12:05:40 PM): is he your boyfriend? i thought you were still in the closet.
blackdudegman (9:07:16 AM): oh no! i heard that he was your lover. and some people saw that YOU just came out of the closet last night
billyhumphries97 (12:07:27 PM): ooh that was a good one stupid
billyhumphries97 (12:07:35 PM): zing
blackdudegman (9:08:40 AM): ha ha. i know, dumbfuck!!
blackdudegman (9:08:46 AM): oooh
billyhumphries97 (12:08:00 PM): wow you just get better and better at this
blackdudegman (9:09:09 AM): you better recognize
blackdudegman (9:09:16 AM): that YOU are getting pwned
billyhumphries97 (12:08:36 PM): what is this pwned?
blackdudegman (9:09:48 AM): that response OWNED you
blackdudegman (9:09:57 AM): my last response
billyhumphries97 (12:10:27 PM): how do you own someone with a response?
billyhumphries97 (12:10:30 PM): i dont understand
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blackdudegman (9:11:44 AM): this is what will happen to your fucking civic
blackdudegman (9:11:52 AM): if you keep talking shit
blackdudegman (9:12:03 AM): and after i beat you with my hummer
billyhumphries97 (12:12:07 PM): wow you have a hummer and a nissan.
billyhumphries97 (12:12:22 PM): you crazy
blackdudegman (9:13:15 AM): a hummer a nissan and a honda
billyhumphries97 (12:12:34 PM): you ran over your own honda?
blackdudegman (9:13:28 AM): prelude that is
billyhumphries97 (12:12:41 PM): ooooh
billyhumphries97 (12:12:49 PM): i thought the civic was yours
billyhumphries97 (12:12:52 PM): you just cant park
blackdudegman (9:13:48 AM): preludes are 100% better than lame ass civics
billyhumphries97 (12:13:04 PM): preludes are rally cars
billyhumphries97 (12:13:14 PM): very heavy
blackdudegman (9:14:11 AM): and better than civics like yours
blackdudegman (9:14:22 AM): i bet you got a riced out civic
billyhumphries97 (12:15:56 PM): my civic is coo
billyhumphries97 (12:15:59 PM): where's your nissan
billyhumphries97 (12:16:04 PM): i'll show you mine
blackdudegman (9:18:59 AM): its at my house
blackdudegman (9:19:08 AM): and all of my cars are UNDER MY NAME!!
blackdudegman (9:19:14 AM): according to my title
billyhumphries97 (12:18:34 PM): mine is under my parking garage
billyhumphries97 (12:18:42 PM): i have 1 car. its good enough
blackdudegman (9:19:46 AM): 1 riced out car!
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blackdudegman (12:19:27 PM): you're so fucking stupid you dont even know what car you have!!
billyhumphries97 (12:19:34 PM): thats my car
blackdudegman (12:19:48 PM): i dont see it
billyhumphries97 (12:19:48 PM): want more pictures"?
blackdudegman (12:19:59 PM): i never even got ONE picture
billyhumphries97 (12:20:08 PM): well accept the picture thing
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blackdudegman (12:20:17 PM): i never got that notice
billyhumphries97 (12:20:22 PM): ah alright
billyhumphries97 (12:20:27 PM): got it yet?
blackdudegman (12:20:32 PM): otherwise i would have said that i seen it
blackdudegman (12:20:36 PM): NO!!
billyhumphries97 (12:20:44 PM): alright tell me when
blackdudegman (12:20:51 PM): i think you got an OLD ASS version of AIM
billyhumphries97 (12:21:05 PM): i just downloaded the thing like 2 weeks ago
blackdudegman (12:21:12 PM): the one thats as old as your fucking car
billyhumphries97 (12:21:22 PM): why do you CAPITALIZE EVERY other worD
billyhumphries97 (12:21:32 PM): its a 2000
billyhumphries97 (12:21:46 PM): i have aim 6.0
blackdudegman (12:21:47 PM): why are you mentally challenged??
billyhumphries97 (12:21:56 PM): i was born like that
blackdudegman (12:22:00 PM): sweet!!
billyhumphries97 (12:22:02 PM): duh
blackdudegman (12:22:08 PM): why am i even talking to you
billyhumphries97 (12:22:14 PM): you confuse the hell out of me.
billyhumphries97 (12:22:33 PM): how did you get accepted to college?
blackdudegman (12:22:39 PM): i bet you even have difficulty answering a simple question
billyhumphries97 (12:22:45 PM): i do.
billyhumphries97 (12:22:53 PM): because im retarded
billyhumphries97 (12:23:13 PM): thats the first thing you have to do when becoming a retard.. accepting
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blackdudegman (9:24:20 AM): by filling out an application, having a hs diploma, being a smart guy, getting the required SAT and ACT scores
blackdudegman (9:24:28 AM): and the good grades needed and gpa
billyhumphries97 (12:23:52 PM): what did you graduate with?
blackdudegman (9:24:47 AM): thats how i got accpeted into college.
blackdudegman (9:24:53 AM): a 3.2GPA
billyhumphries97 (12:24:11 PM): i think you had your parents bribe the dean
blackdudegman (9:25:04 AM): thats good for a smart person
blackdudegman (9:25:14 AM): no briding involved
billyhumphries97 (12:24:25 PM): its pretty good on the retard diploma
blackdudegman (9:25:18 AM): bribing
blackdudegman (9:25:26 AM): no such thing
billyhumphries97 (12:24:44 PM): there is.. know the special education kids?
billyhumphries97 (12:24:50 PM): they get the retard diploma
billyhumphries97 (12:25:04 PM): i got a 3.9 GPA
blackdudegman (9:26:06 AM): theyh dont get retard diplomas! retard diplomas are illegal in this country
billyhumphries97 (12:25:31 PM): well my friend Gary Membis got one
blackdudegman (9:26:30 AM): i bet he didnt
billyhumphries97 (12:25:50 PM): i think so.. i saw it right after graduation
billyhumphries97 (12:26:03 PM): at chuck e cheez
blackdudegman (9:26:58 AM): oh yeah spealing of gary membis, i met that guy ywsterday
blackdudegman (9:27:13 AM): he's really cool, straight and funny
blackdudegman (9:27:16 AM): and smart
blackdudegman (9:27:46 AM): and i saw his honor HS diploma on his fireplace
billyhumphries97 (12:27:14 PM): in his fire place you mean
blackdudegman (9:28:07 AM): and you dont have a 3.9
blackdudegman (9:28:17 AM): no, ON his fireplace
billyhumphries97 (12:27:37 PM): you shouldnt burn gary's diploma
billyhumphries97 (12:27:40 PM): i do have a 3.9
blackdudegman (9:28:45 AM): no you dont. quit bullshitting cocksucker
billyhumphries97 (12:28:19 PM): dont be mad because im smarter than you
blackdudegman (9:29:13 AM): and gary has a 3.23 HSGPA
blackdudegman (9:29:27 AM): i mean had a 3.23 HSGPA when he graduated
billyhumphries97 (12:28:41 PM): yeah'
billyhumphries97 (12:28:52 PM): like i said.. thats average for the retard diploma
blackdudegman (9:29:46 AM): you're smarter than me in your dreams
blackdudegman (9:29:53 AM): or wet dreams
billyhumphries97 (12:29:05 PM): i dont have to dream about being smart
blackdudegman (9:30:03 AM): yes you do
billyhumphries97 (12:29:14 PM): you picture me picturing me naked?
blackdudegman (9:30:30 AM): thats something you do??
blackdudegman (9:30:37 AM): OMG you're a faggot
billyhumphries97 (12:30:08 PM): who told you?
blackdudegman (9:31:17 AM): Landon Stone told me that
billyhumphries97 (12:30:36 PM): who is that?
blackdudegman (9:31:36 AM): hee also said that you like it in the anus
billyhumphries97 (12:30:51 PM): he is your pimp you little whore you!
billyhumphries97 (12:30:54 PM): i knew it!!!
blackdudegman (9:31:56 AM): what pimp. im a pimp
blackdudegman (9:32:07 AM): i have no male pimps you douchebag
blackdudegman (9:32:21 AM): now get out of the gene pool
billyhumphries97 (12:31:50 PM): i dont have a pool
billyhumphries97 (12:31:57 PM): i was a test tube baby
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billyhumphries97 (12:33:01 PM): yeah
blackdudegman (9:34:38 AM): OMG i rest my case. YOU ARE A D-U-M-B-A-S-S!! literally
billyhumphries97 (12:33:59 PM): im a dum bass?
billyhumphries97 (12:34:02 PM): i dont like fish
blackdudegman (9:35:08 AM): YOU ARE A FUCKTARD
billyhumphries97 (12:34:40 PM): what is a fucktard?
billyhumphries97 (12:34:45 PM): BE SPECIFIC!
blackdudegman (9:38:13 AM): Y-O-U!!
billyhumphries97 (12:37:39 PM): can you be more DETAILIC!
blackdudegman (9:39:03 AM): Y-O-U
billyhumphries97 (12:38:58 PM): so no? you cant me more specific?
blackdudegman (9:40:52 AM): yeah, heres the answer!!
blackdudegman (9:40:57 AM): ahem
Originally Posted by phatboislim
i'll remember THAT!!
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