yet again another gman aim conversation AKA Kainejuice.

[Ed]

Last night that retard IM'ed me... this is it:

blackdudegman (11:40:03 PM): wat it do mayne
blackdudegman (11:40:25 PM): hey dude
blackdudegman (11:40:30 PM): dude!!!
blackdudegman (11:41:03 PM): DUDE!!!!
blackdudegman (11:41:08 PM): wake up man!!
YSLBTT (11:41:20 PM): what?
blackdudegman (11:41:35 PM): its your boy ha;lfbaked
blackdudegman (11:41:44 PM): check this out dude
blackdudegman (11:42:11 PM): i just found out from JDMmuscle "on IA" kainejuice's REAL home address
YSLBTT (11:42:22 PM): ok
blackdudegman (11:42:44 PM): its 2963 Valley View Circle, Powder Springs, GA 30127
YSLBTT (11:43:02 PM): who gives a fuck, no one cares about kaine
blackdudegman (11:43:17 PM): i do! thats why i want to whoop his ass
YSLBTT (11:43:29 PM): you know his address
YSLBTT (11:43:32 PM): go do it
blackdudegman (11:43:44 PM): yeah dude. but will you help me
blackdudegman (11:43:52 PM): whoop that tricks booty
blackdudegman (11:44:47 PM): well on the other hand i think that kaine is a pretty cool guy
YSLBTT (11:44:58 PM): ok. then dont whoop his ass.
blackdudegman (11:45:44 PM): but i want to whoop his ass and i want you to whoop his ass too!! we can go to his house this week and fight him, dude
YSLBTT (11:45:52 PM) : nah you got it.
blackdudegman (11:46:01 PM): lets teach that mother fucker a lesson
YSLBTT (11:46:05 PM): you dont need me, youre a big boy arent you
blackdudegman (11:46:22 PM): yeah, but dont you hate kaine as much as i do
YSLBTT (11:46:29 PM): lol
YSLBTT (11:46:30 PM): no
blackdudegman (11:46:53 PM): OH so you LIKE that mother fucker
YSLBTT (11:47:00 PM): LOL
blackdudegman (11:47:18 PM): its allright i got your little secret dude
YSLBTT (11:47:37 PM): ok dumbass. i gotta get some sleep. stop adding me on facebook, if i wanted a retard for a friend, i would have had added you a long time ago.
blackdudegman (11:48:07 PM): oh so you're calling me, Matt Ward, a retard??
YSLBTT (11:48:34 PM): no, im calling you, gary membis, a fucking retard, scum of the earth, lowest of the low.
blackdudegman (11:48:52 PM): but gary membis is who im fighting!!
blackdudegman (11:49:06 PM): and i doubt he would have the balls to IM you dude
YSLBTT (11:49:17 PM): you're pretty retarded.
blackdudegman (11:49:37 PM): is that ALL you can say??
blackdudegman (11:49:47 PM): man you need a dick, dude
YSLBTT (11:50:05 PM): you need a brain.
YSLBTT (11:50:34 PM): http://www.synergyoferedar.com/e107_...118_KILL_Y.jpg
YSLBTT (11:50:36 PM): just do it
blackdudegman (11:50:40 PM): all right. keep saying that im retarded. i guess halfbaked will request a IP ban for you
YSLBTT (11:50:47 PM): lol
blackdudegman (11:50:47 PM): im halfbaked
YSLBTT (11:50:48 PM): ok
YSLBTT (11:50:52 PM): ip ban for me
blackdudegman (11:51:31 PM): you WANT it you GOT it, BITCH!!! you fucking blockhead, you brazilian fucktard with no life and no balls
YSLBTT (11:51:45 PM) : lol
blackdudegman (11:51:51 PM): get a green card you immigrant pussy
YSLBTT (11:51:52 PM): nice try at insulting me...
blackdudegman (11:52:13 PM): i know dude thanks. matt ward is the shit in insulting people
YSLBTT (11:52:18 PM): right...
YSLBTT (11:52:24 PM): dont let me catch you around campus
blackdudegman (11:52:36 PM): guess what man, i traded my pos 92 sentra se-r for a 91 240sx
YSLBTT (11:52:55 PM): whatevr.
blackdudegman (11:53:03 PM): you should check it out dude
blackdudegman (11:53:19 PM): it has chameleon color paint
blackdudegman (11:53:30 PM): it goes from orange to red
blackdudegman (11:54:13 PM): and i got a question
blackdudegman (11:54:19 PM): to ask you
blackdudegman (11:54:20 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:54 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:55 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:57 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:58 PM): dude
YSLBTT (11:54:59 PM): fucking what man
blackdudegman (11:56:22 PM): why does your dumbass think that kaine is a retard when he has HOPE scholarship and he has a GPA higher than a 2.0 and he is pursuing a career in pharmacy and he PROVED ME WRONG in the fact that his car is LIGHTER than my pos 92 sentra se-r???
blackdudegman (11:56:33 PM): shit im a dumbass dude!
YSLBTT (11:56:57 PM): quit referring to yourself in third person.
blackdudegman (11:57:17 PM): how am i doing htat??
blackdudegman (11:57:26 PM): im just myself, matt ward
blackdudegman (11:57:31 PM): im just being myself
YSLBTT (11:57:33 PM): *sighs*

blackdudegman (11:57:59 PM): yeah what, whos the stupid fuck up in here! you!!!
blackdudegman (11:58:34 PM): get a better car. sell that lancer you call an evo and get a man's car like a toyota supra twin turbo or something
blackdudegman (11:58:59 PM): or a sentra
blackdudegman (11:59:06 PM): or a civic
YSLBTT (11:59:07 PM): or better yet, i should sell it and get a 97 sentra nismo edition, rare, 4 door, huh
YSLBTT (11:59:15 PM) : wait, i could buy like 30 of those if i sold my evo...
blackdudegman (11:59:43 PM): uh, bullshit dude! go buy a 93 nissan sentra XE-LE (limited edition) coupe
YSLBTT (11:59:56 PM): fuck you and your piece of shit car. lol

This morning, I log in and 2 seconds pass by and i get this...

blackdudegman: whats up dude
blackdudegman: what you been up to
blackdudegman: like i told you i just got my 91 240sx
blackdudegman: for real!!!!
blackdudegman: man, my shit is so sweet
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude

I didnt even reply. I dont feel like lowering my IQ.

Discuss.

[Killer]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

"people who annoy you"

[Ed]

naggers? lol

[Sammich]

that's cute did you whip his booty?

[Humphrizzle]

HAAAAAAAAAAH!

i am going to mess with this guy later.

haha.

it made me laugh.. reminded me of a stupid friend of mine.. not really a friend.

[Double_0_Rusty]

that faggot ass kaine keeps Im'n me as well. I want to beat the shit out of that little retarded fucker

[BIGPIMPIN]

that faggot ass kaine keeps Im'n me as well. I want to beat the shit out of that little retarded fucker

who the hell is kaine??

[Ed]

he's online right now. do it and post here

[Double_0_Rusty]

^^^ at work, but I would do it as well

[Humphrizzle]

haha im going to IM him.. i dont know who he is at all.

[Ed]

kainejuice. hes retarded, like no joke. he must have some kind of mental retardation.

[Double_0_Rusty]

he works at Johnny Carino's and goes to KSU, drive a POS sentra.....um and he is retarded

[william_jeff]

gallo 24s ftmfw

[Humphrizzle]

he isnt online.

[Ed]

mustve left already... oh well... sorry... lol he might be back later.

[Double_0_Rusty]

time to do some work, I'll IM his punk ass later

peace, OOR.

[Kelly]

I seriously almost cried I laughed so hard reading this...

I wuv you ed

[Sammich]

and another female falls victim to the love that ed offers...congrats ed

[Kelly]

It's the accent..


lol, j/p

[Ed]

im sorry, my accent is hot. killer sorry buddy

[Sammich]

redneck accents ftl...hey ed you better watch it all this talk about mudding and getting a boat you may adopt that redneck accent and kelly will go right back to killer

[HIgH_ScHoOL]

blackdudegman (11:52:13 PM): i know dude thanks. matt ward is the shit in insulting people

haha me and matt called it this kid puts the tard in fucktard!

[Ed]

we were talking about that yesterday, i tried to say m udding with a redneck accent, but failed miserably. shawna said not to say it again

[Kelly]

we were talking about that yesterday, i tried to say m udding with a redneck accent, but failed miserably. shawna said not to say it again

Omg, I have to hear you attempt it. It's easy- Muddin

[Kelly]

I like killers redneck accent... Cuz let's face it, i'm a country girl

I've had a country accent from birth. We would go on vacation when I was little and I would say three words and people would say "georgia or tennessee?" Lol...

[JDMmuscle]

hahahah thank god he doesnt have my AIM jesus christ evo buddy im sorry man



lol

[Sammich]

LMAO @ brazilian saying 'muddin' with a redneck accent...i would have paid to see that

[Ed]

fuck you guys...

[Sammich]

you a man ed...so the answer is NO

[Ed]

fuck you kelly... lol

[Sammich]

i would like to do that, but killer WOULD NOT approve, right killer?

[tony]

How about letting him come back to IA only if he shows up at a meet first..

[Ed]

How about letting him come back to IA only if he shows up at a meet first..

i'd love to see that happen.

[Kelly]

WTF?

Tryin to keep the arguement going aye?

[william_jeff]

[Sammich]

LMFAO that's saving potential right there

[Ed]

LOL update... check it out... btw, he probably thinks i believe he is matt aka halfbaked.

blackdudegman: edward
blackdudegman: whats up dude
YSLBTT: nm
blackdudegman: im doing all right
blackdudegman: what are you doing? getting some mods done to your 2004 mitsubishi lancer?
blackdudegman: huh?
YSLBTT: yeah. i wanna convert it to fwd
YSLBTT: i hate awd
blackdudegman: dont start that bullshit.you LOVE awd
blackdudegman: awd is the best
blackdudegman: awd is the shit. you would be a lame if you converted the awd on your lancer to a fwd or a rwd
blackdudegman: and so would your car
YSLBTT: yeah
YSLBTT: fwd vtec is the shit though
blackdudegman: no its not!!
blackdudegman: i would never convert my awd 240sx to a fwd because I AM NOT LIKE YOU!!
YSLBTT: good for you
blackdudegman: and did you know that with a EVO VIII you can get a gain up to 125HP!
blackdudegman: and i mean a REAL EVO not a wannabe EVO, lancer! lol
blackdudegman: ;-)
YSLBTT: yeah
YSLBTT: cute
blackdudegman: come on! i know you want to sell that "shitty" lancer for an EVO VIII!
blackdudegman: i know you want to. i "see it in your eyes"
YSLBTT: i really want a nismo edition b14
blackdudegman: i know you want to buy a EVO VIII
YSLBTT: they are very rare
blackdudegman: an EVO VIII??
blackdudegman: come on you must be taking some expired advil
blackdudegman: they arent rare!
blackdudegman: an EVO VIII isnt rare! dude
YSLBTT: the nismo sentras, limited edition, 4 doors? those are rare, i only know of one in atlanta, that dumbass kaine got it. shits hot
blackdudegman: you still talking about kainejuice! you must be in love with that guy!!
blackdudegman: i bet you got a crush on him
blackdudegman: and besides. i've seen kaine's limited edition b14, "nismo". his shit it mostly stock and he has been getting a lot of hoes with his ride
blackdudegman: i know i have seen it myself
blackdudegman: lol
blackdudegman: yeah. i wish i was like kaine dude. getting a lot of sexy ass girls. how come YOU dont have girls like that???? ANSWER EDWARD CAMPOS
YSLBTT: yeah i dunno
YSLBTT: it must be his darkness. it must be that sentra. shits fiah
blackdudegman: i think its his looks (and his smartness)
blackdudegman: he even looks a lot better than this douchetard!
blackdudegman: heh heh
YSLBTT: im at work i cant accept it
blackdudegman: oh really??
blackdudegman: whee do you work @ dude?
YSLBTT: i already told you. arent you halfbaked?
blackdudegman: yes i am
YSLBTT: then you already know
blackdudegman: but dude, i got amnesia after being so drunk last night
blackdudegman: lol
blackdudegman: just kidding
blackdudegman: so what are you doing tomorrow dude
YSLBTT: i dunno
YSLBTT: dude kainejuice im'ed me
blackdudegman: for real?
blackdudegman: what did that smartass say?
YSLBTT: kainejuice: i want to lick your balls
YSLBTT: fucking faggot
blackdudegman: i know. but if he is a faggot, how come he hasnt gottoen a guy as his spouse??
YSLBTT: i dunno but im pretty sure he loves the cock
blackdudegman: i think he loves pussy. i've seen that guy around before talking to a very sexy girl!! dude you've should have seen her ass!!
blackdudegman: kaine is one lucky man. i think that white-black girl is kaine's girlfriend
YSLBTT: sometimes being with a girl is just to front... secretly, he loves the cock...
blackdudegman: i'd doubt that
YSLBTT:
YSLBTT: matt wtf is wrong with you man?
blackdudegman: you know, its just that i've have seen kaine's facebook page and it said that he is INTERESTED IN : WOMEN!!
YSLBTT: dude he's an undercover brother
blackdudegman: and i feel really bad for bashing on him and his non-pos car
blackdudegman: wtf?
blackdudegman: and i dont really feel like fighting his ass
YSLBTT: matt i dunno whats wrong with you but you better stop this gay shit
blackdudegman: i mean i feel that it is OUR fault for making kaine the way he is now, but when kaine introduced himself on IA, he wasnt stupid. all he just did was just talk about his ride. he never said that his car WAS FASTER THAN ANYONE ELSES!!
blackdudegman: what gay shit
blackdudegman: believe me man, i know
blackdudegman: so how about we open our hearts to that douchebag
blackdudegman: aand i will convince chirs to unban kaine on IA
blackdudegman: ha ha. your like: damn, i feel so stupid!!!
blackdudegman: and your like: "dude, i should end my life for being a fucktard since the first day i met kaine"
YSLBTT: not really
YSLBTT: but whatever
blackdudegman: yes really
blackdudegman: i know so
blackdudegman: kaine is a cool guy
YSLBTT: why dont you go suck his cock then?
blackdudegman: i mean he says alot of shit that was senseful and significant
blackdudegman: because i LOVE PUSSY! not cock and i saw YOU sucking kaine's cock last night!!
blackdudegman: how did those nuts taste
blackdudegman: how did you like his nuts
YSLBTT: i think you were the one sucking his cock...
YSLBTT: trying to make him look good and such
blackdudegman: he is good and such
blackdudegman: i chilled with kaine DURING the time i wanted to fight him.
YSLBTT: yeah, when he put it in your ass you loved it huh? or did u put it in his?
blackdudegman: but then, he went reverend on me
blackdudegman: neither way dude
blackdudegman: no blowjob was done on me or to anyone else
YSLBTT: whatever. i never thought id say this, but youre gay matt.
YSLBTT: and kaine takes it up the butt from you
blackdudegman: bullshit dude. at least i am not gay like your car is!!
YSLBTT: yeah. my car is gay. but IM not gay.
YSLBTT: you are.
blackdudegman: im YSLBTT and i drive a Mitsubishi Lancer, "the EVO wannabe". i got this car because i wanted an EVO VIII but i cant AFFORD ONE. SHIT IM A POOR FUCK!!
YSLBTT: LOL
YSLBTT: yep, you got it.

[Ed]

lol got tired of talking to that cunt. i blocked him. here is the last:

blackdudegman: im YSLBTT and i make LESS money in a week then kaine does! lol
blackdudegman: and you know what. kainejuice is a smart, very understanding kind of gangsta!
blackdudegman: and besides how did he hurt your fucking feelings you crybaby
blackdudegman: TELL ME
blackdudegman: TELL ME
YSLBTT: lollolol
blackdudegman: tell me you fake ass EVO driving bitch!!
blackdudegman: you must be a comedian because your car is a FUCKING JOKE!! seriously
YSLBTT: yeah my car is a fake evo.
YSLBTT: i drive a lance
YSLBTT: r
YSLBTT: you figured it all out
YSLBTT: you're so smart.
blackdudegman: Im Ed Campos and i want to convert my awd to a FWD because im retarded as a sped!!
YSLBTT: YEP! gosh you are good
blackdudegman: what wrong EDDY, are you going to cry now
blackdudegman: if kaine had an AWD car, he would NEVER convert it to a FWD or a RWD because that shit is EXTREMELY STUPID!!!
YSLBTT: but fwd vtec is the shit
blackdudegman: fuck the fwd vtec
blackdudegman: you know what youre so ugly that you make blind ass people cry!!
YSLBTT: ahahaha
YSLBTT: i gotta admit that was a good one
blackdudegman: i know. thats for the compliment, dude. i try
blackdudegman: but back to the subject. dont you think that we're pushing kaine a bit to much over the edge?
YSLBTT: lol whats he gonna do if we push him over the edge?
YSLBTT: nothing.
YSLBTT: he is not "gangsta"
blackdudegman: he going to hang on to the edge and jump back to whoop your ass!!!
blackdudegman: that man is PURE GANGSTA!!
YSLBTT: i wish he would
blackdudegman: you dont know him
YSLBTT: i dont have to know him to know that hes the biggest pussy ever.
blackdudegman: i know him because i go to KSU with him
blackdudegman: and guess what. he told me much about something that i never knew. hes a smart fuck
YSLBTT: i think you meant hes a dumbfuck
blackdudegman: no i meant what i said and i said want i meant! kaine is a smart fuck
blackdudegman: he told me much all about nissans newest engine for the new sentras. the MR20DE!!
blackdudegman: he also told me that in the near future. Nissan will release the new Sentra Nismo Edition in 2008 or later
YSLBTT: any retard can go on google and read that shit thats not impressive
blackdudegman: yes t is. READING IS FUNDAMENTAL!!
YSLBTT: right
blackdudegman: so kaine is right. there is such thing as a nissan sentra, "nismo" edition!!
blackdudegman: i feel bad for bashing that guy and bashing his car. we could have looked the other way
blackdudegman: and not talk shit about him
YSLBTT: i dont. i feel perfectly fine. his car is ugly, its a pos, its got nos stickers, hes got seat beat holsters, and its "slightly modified" LOL
blackdudegman: YSLBTT. we are fucktards! like kaine said
YSLBTT: no, you are. im not.
blackdudegman: you havent seen his car TODAY!!!
YSLBTT: lol
YSLBTT: its still a pos
blackdudegman: you wouldnt know a pos car if it hit your car!!
YSLBTT: my car might be a pos, but his is on a whole different level
blackdudegman: actually is on the same level as yours. small and economical!!
YSLBTT: lol
blackdudegman: its an econobox, just like your car
YSLBTT: yeah mine is an economy car
blackdudegman: i told you. im right
YSLBTT: always, youre so smart.
blackdudegman: i know and kaine is as smart as me
blackdudegman: i know. he knows a great deal about cars, trucks, and vans
YSLBTT: so what are you saying? that you are mentally challenged?
blackdudegman: no im saying that im not mentally challenged and neither is kaine
blackdudegman: kaine> YSLBTT
YSLBTT: he is. havent you heard? his mom showed us proof
blackdudegman: Gary Membis> Ed Campos
YSLBTT: LOL
YSLBTT: yep
blackdudegman: okay i guess you would like it this way: Ed Campos< Gary Membis
YSLBTT: anyway, im going to lunch, unlike you, i dont have to stop washing dishes to go eat...
blackdudegman: dude i serve @ Highlands Grill!!
YSLBTT: suire you do.
blackdudegman: and i make more than you do!!
YSLBTT: sure
blackdudegman: get on my level cunt!
YSLBTT: washing dishes?
YSLBTT: that must be why i drive an evo, and you drive a 97 pos sentra nismo edition, rare, 4 door.
blackdudegman: S-E-R-V-I-N-G! shit does stupidity coarse thru your fucking veins 24/7
blackdudegman: FYI i have a 91 Nissan 240sx fastback coupe wit 5-speed tranny and its AWD
blackdudegman: and @ least i dont want to convert my AWD to a FWD or RWD
blackdudegman: if you said that on IA, YOU would get IP banned for that!!
YSLBTT: ok, bye. dont add me on facebook anymore. im blocking you.

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol,y doesnt he just give up

[Humphrizzle]

i think its hilarious.