Last night that retard IM'ed me... this is it:

blackdudegman (11:40:03 PM): wat it do mayne
blackdudegman (11:40:25 PM): hey dude
blackdudegman (11:40:30 PM): dude!!!
blackdudegman (11:41:03 PM): DUDE!!!!
blackdudegman (11:41:08 PM): wake up man!!
YSLBTT (11:41:20 PM): what?
blackdudegman (11:41:35 PM): its your boy ha;lfbaked
blackdudegman (11:41:44 PM): check this out dude
blackdudegman (11:42:11 PM): i just found out from JDMmuscle "on IA" kainejuice's REAL home address
YSLBTT (11:42:22 PM): ok
blackdudegman (11:42:44 PM): its 2963 Valley View Circle, Powder Springs, GA 30127
YSLBTT (11:43:02 PM): who gives a fuck, no one cares about kaine
blackdudegman (11:43:17 PM): i do! thats why i want to whoop his ass
YSLBTT (11:43:29 PM): you know his address
YSLBTT (11:43:32 PM): go do it
blackdudegman (11:43:44 PM): yeah dude. but will you help me
blackdudegman (11:43:52 PM): whoop that tricks booty
blackdudegman (11:44:47 PM): well on the other hand i think that kaine is a pretty cool guy
YSLBTT (11:44:58 PM): ok. then dont whoop his ass.
blackdudegman (11:45:44 PM): but i want to whoop his ass and i want you to whoop his ass too!! we can go to his house this week and fight him, dude
YSLBTT (11:45:52 PM) : nah you got it.
blackdudegman (11:46:01 PM): lets teach that mother fucker a lesson
YSLBTT (11:46:05 PM): you dont need me, youre a big boy arent you
blackdudegman (11:46:22 PM): yeah, but dont you hate kaine as much as i do
YSLBTT (11:46:29 PM): lol
YSLBTT (11:46:30 PM): no
blackdudegman (11:46:53 PM): OH so you LIKE that mother fucker
YSLBTT (11:47:00 PM): LOL
blackdudegman (11:47:18 PM): its allright i got your little secret dude
YSLBTT (11:47:37 PM): ok dumbass. i gotta get some sleep. stop adding me on facebook, if i wanted a retard for a friend, i would have had added you a long time ago.
blackdudegman (11:48:07 PM): oh so you're calling me, Matt Ward, a retard??
YSLBTT (11:48:34 PM): no, im calling you, gary membis, a fucking retard, scum of the earth, lowest of the low.
blackdudegman (11:48:52 PM): but gary membis is who im fighting!!
blackdudegman (11:49:06 PM): and i doubt he would have the balls to IM you dude
YSLBTT (11:49:17 PM): you're pretty retarded.
blackdudegman (11:49:37 PM): is that ALL you can say??
blackdudegman (11:49:47 PM): man you need a dick, dude
YSLBTT (11:50:05 PM): you need a brain.
YSLBTT (11:50:34 PM): http://www.synergyoferedar.com/e107_...118_KILL_Y.jpg
YSLBTT (11:50:36 PM): just do it
blackdudegman (11:50:40 PM): all right. keep saying that im retarded. i guess halfbaked will request a IP ban for you
YSLBTT (11:50:47 PM): lol
blackdudegman (11:50:47 PM): im halfbaked
YSLBTT (11:50:48 PM): ok
YSLBTT (11:50:52 PM): ip ban for me
blackdudegman (11:51:31 PM): you WANT it you GOT it, BITCH!!! you fucking blockhead, you brazilian fucktard with no life and no balls
YSLBTT (11:51:45 PM) : lol
blackdudegman (11:51:51 PM): get a green card you immigrant pussy
YSLBTT (11:51:52 PM): nice try at insulting me...
blackdudegman (11:52:13 PM): i know dude thanks. matt ward is the shit in insulting people
YSLBTT (11:52:18 PM): right...
YSLBTT (11:52:24 PM): dont let me catch you around campus
blackdudegman (11:52:36 PM): guess what man, i traded my pos 92 sentra se-r for a 91 240sx
YSLBTT (11:52:55 PM): whatevr.
blackdudegman (11:53:03 PM): you should check it out dude
blackdudegman (11:53:19 PM): it has chameleon color paint
blackdudegman (11:53:30 PM): it goes from orange to red
blackdudegman (11:54:13 PM): and i got a question
blackdudegman (11:54:19 PM): to ask you
blackdudegman (11:54:20 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:54 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:55 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:57 PM): dude
blackdudegman (11:54:58 PM): dude
YSLBTT (11:54:59 PM): fucking what man
blackdudegman (11:56:22 PM): why does your dumbass think that kaine is a retard when he has HOPE scholarship and he has a GPA higher than a 2.0 and he is pursuing a career in pharmacy and he PROVED ME WRONG in the fact that his car is LIGHTER than my pos 92 sentra se-r???
blackdudegman (11:56:33 PM): shit im a dumbass dude!
YSLBTT (11:56:57 PM): quit referring to yourself in third person.
blackdudegman (11:57:17 PM): how am i doing htat??
blackdudegman (11:57:26 PM): im just myself, matt ward
blackdudegman (11:57:31 PM): im just being myself
YSLBTT (11:57:33 PM): *sighs*

blackdudegman (11:57:59 PM): yeah what, whos the stupid fuck up in here! you!!!
blackdudegman (11:58:34 PM): get a better car. sell that lancer you call an evo and get a man's car like a toyota supra twin turbo or something
blackdudegman (11:58:59 PM): or a sentra
blackdudegman (11:59:06 PM): or a civic
YSLBTT (11:59:07 PM): or better yet, i should sell it and get a 97 sentra nismo edition, rare, 4 door, huh
YSLBTT (11:59:15 PM) : wait, i could buy like 30 of those if i sold my evo...
blackdudegman (11:59:43 PM): uh, bullshit dude! go buy a 93 nissan sentra XE-LE (limited edition) coupe
YSLBTT (11:59:56 PM): fuck you and your piece of shit car. lol

This morning, I log in and 2 seconds pass by and i get this...

blackdudegman: whats up dude
blackdudegman: what you been up to
blackdudegman: like i told you i just got my 91 240sx
blackdudegman: for real!!!!
blackdudegman: man, my shit is so sweet
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude
blackdudegman: dude

I didnt even reply. I dont feel like lowering my IQ.

Discuss.