That is fuckin classic but I love the reminder section....lol

Some Reminders:

*Don't get bogged down in the details of the battle no matter how much you've deluded yourself into thinking your retarded child "finally gets it."

*Make sure to have plenty of Kraft Singles available as a reward. Retarded children love cheese.

*So they won't forget, repeat all steps every single day until war ends.


*Lying to retarded children is perfectly acceptable because they won't remember anyway.