how to explain war to a retard.

[Spyder]

http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/4_0...ainingwar.html

Fucking hilarious.

[Brett]

That is fuckin classic but I love the reminder section....lol

Some Reminders:

*Don't get bogged down in the details of the battle no matter how much you've deluded yourself into thinking your retarded child "finally gets it."

*Make sure to have plenty of Kraft Singles available as a reward. Retarded children love cheese.

*So they won't forget, repeat all steps every single day until war ends.


*Lying to retarded children is perfectly acceptable because they won't remember anyway.

[Brett]

This part is great to... HA HA HA HA HA

The most important thing to remember about your puppet show is to make sure you keep the child's attention. The way you do this is with cheese. Retarded kids love cheese and you can keep their attention for hours as long as you don't run out of cheese. Kraft Singles work the best because retards like the square shape and if they're not hungry, they still enjoy slapping themselves with the slices or wearing them like a hat.

The play might begin with a simple debate between the puppets -- make sure to clearly establish the George W Bush puppet as good and the Saddam Hussein puppet as evil. But do not get carried away and scare your retard, as they lose control of their bladders much easier than normal kids. Also, make sure to leave plenty of time to explain that sock puppets only talk when mommy and daddy use them -- and retarded children should not try talking to socks without parental supervision -- especially in public or when you have guests over

[Leisa]

^^^^ you sir.. are going to burn in helll

[Bishop]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Spyder]

yea i found that while looking for a picture by accident and stopped to read it. funny as hell man...

[Bishop]

^^^^ you sir.. are going to burn in helll

Atleast he will have fun gettin there

[Brett]

I was trying to read it to Leisa and had to stop every paragraph to wipe tears from my eyes I was laughing so hard

[lilgapeach]

That is just wrong

[Spyder]

i wish i could +1 myself for that post LOL

[Brett]

When I leave a feedback it gives it in 10's so I left you a +10 for this one!!

[Spyder]

wooters!

[Brett]

I am even giving this a 5 star rating for a thread...lol

[JustinSane110™]

i wish i could +1 myself for that post LOL

I'll give you a +1.

Won't count for much cuz I'm still stuck at 1 bar.

[RandomGuy]

At this point, your special child should know the basics. But keep in mind that after his ice cream cone he won't remember anything you just told him, so be prepared to repeat all the steps outlined above. Also, feel free to lie. Lying to retarded children is okay because they won't remember and they will have difficulty proving you wrong at a future date.

LOL

[Brett]

bump for the morning people to read

[Kevykev]

very bad, very bad people!

[Brett]

^^ Party Pooper

[trythefly]

bump for the morning people to read

omg that shit is almost as funny as the kids drawings that were being graded by some asshole..... anyone have a link to those beauties?

[Brett]

See, this may be mean, but its damn funny, I cant help it. leisa says I am a sick fuck...lol

[ruah_23]

Bump for them sensitive bastards!
http://www.scangwinnett.com/modules....er=asc&start=0

[99ITRGIRL]

That is fuckin classic but I love the reminder section....lol

Some Reminders:

*Don't get bogged down in the details of the battle no matter how much you've deluded yourself into thinking your retarded child "finally gets it."

*Make sure to have plenty of Kraft Singles available as a reward. Retarded children love cheese.

*So they won't forget, repeat all steps every single day until war ends.


*Lying to retarded children is perfectly acceptable because they won't remember anyway.