Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
hell naw dude. vey nice answer. my life is now complete.
For some reason I'm not being allowed to quote and reply to mr. Octopus's post. My answer to his question was:
Because they need something to go with the shit on their dicks.
are you of any relation to negrodamus?
No, but I did get cast as an extra in "Tom Hanks: The Last Nigga On Earth."
cool
how is lamont and why the hell u give him that name?
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He's doing well. I visited him at the prison the other day. What's wrong with Lamont? Would you rather I called him Tyronus?
how many white women have you banged?
ie not raped?
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I hafta rape all the hot white womens bc only the ugly fat ones WANT to handle my dong.
In regards to rape, don't diss it till you've tried it.
how will i die?
2005 Ford F-150 FX4 Supercrew
I have two possible scenarios.
1) your constant eating of spicy food has slowly over time eaten the rugae in your stomach, thusly creating a erosion. One day while asleep, your stomach finally gives and perforates. Your gastric juices leak out into your peritoneal cavity and start to slowly ingest your organs. You'll wake up in great pain, but frozen and unable to do anything. Eventually you go into shock and die cold, alone, and in tears.
2) Aids.
bitch hasn't answered my question! heres another one. was 9/11 planed out or was it really done by terrorist?
and i heard they were trying to hit the statue(sp) of liberty but missed, is this true of false? haha!
It was planned out by dune coons. They may have tried to hit the statue of liberty, but if you've ever seen an arab drive, you'd know why they missed.
oh my fucking anti christ! this guys fucking crazy funny!!!
i have an even better question.
Will maniac ever get fucking layed?
2 / 3 = 0.666
I don't count barnyard animals, so he's probably looking at 3 to 4 years before he saves up enough money to hire "big black mama."
dude, i have before.. its been awhile but i have.. stop bringing stupid shit up.
yep.
lets see what fred says.
2 / 3 = 0.666
you tell em'!
pussy comes and goes...
it just hasnt come in a while. a long time... in the past 3 years...
~leaves~
where did u go?
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will the south rise agian????????????????
Last edited by cactusEG; 06-04-2007 at 05:56 PM.
Nice edit, to answer your original question:will the south rise agian????????????????
What do you expect when said region only gets washed every 1 or 2 weeks.
To answer your current question:
The most recent census data indicates that the South is growing most rapidly in terms of population. That would lead one to deduce that the gradual shift of jobs from the north to the South does indeed indicate that the South will in fact rise again. Though by the term rise, in this case, I do mean dominate economically.
say word son...
why did the chicken cross the road?
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
Probably because he had a green light.
fred are you down with opp yea you know him!!
While I know O is for other, P is for peoples, the last P...it's not that simple. If you're talking about the other word you call a cat, then yes I am down with it. If you're talking about the meanus, then no sir, I'm no urologist.
This is the best thread on IA.
Who are you really? You can PM me if you would like. I know most things, but not all.
--RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--
--Val for President 1979-2007--
--RIP Val, You will be missed--
Dear Mr. Bottle,This is the best thread on IA.
Who are you really? You can PM me if you would like. I know most things, but not all.
It is with deep regret that I inform you that I cannot reveal my identity to anyone. While I have no fear, I would hate to lose the mystique that has come to be associated with Fred G. Sanford.
Best Regards,
Mr. Fred G. Sanford Esq.
Dear Mr. Sanford,
I have much power and access to many things on this forum that mere mortals can not see. It is only a matter of time before I figure it out, but I was hoping you would save me some time. When I do, you can be assured Mr. Sanford that your secret will be safe with me.
Sincerely,
Mr. BT L. Fed the First
--RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--
--Val for President 1979-2007--
fred said he had a few minutes to kill 4 hours ago
I know it's hard to concentrate when you have ADD like you do, but note the times that I've posted. There was a burst of posts earlier today, and now I stopped back by and am posting again while I eat dinner and watch TV.
My advice to you sir, do not try to become a private detective, not even the ace ventura kind.
Fred has some crazy powers! Fred, how is it that you can transform into a slut at night and yet still be gangsta? haha!
lol
Fred, are you avoiding my question?
--RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--
--Val for President 1979-2007--
was it doing time that made you so wise or is it just old age?
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with my private detective skills i have made a list of all the time fred has posted starting from when this thread was made at 4:19 up to now 7:54
4:19
4:23
4:30
4:33
4:36
4:44
4:48
4:51
4:59
5:10
5:13
5:15
5:18
5:23
5:26
5:28
1 HOUR LATER
6:32
6:35
6:38
6:41
6:47
6:52
6:59
7:07
7:12
7:15
7:44
so where were you mr.sanford between the hours 5:30 and 6:30?
I must confess, I started this thread and only meant to spend 10 minutes on it max. The initial flurry of questions was something I was not prepared for. Being the generous soul I am, I felt I should reply to everyone who posted. This ended up taking much more time than I anticipated. I did stop for an hour to perform some deep diving operations on a lady-friends vagina.
lmao, your alibi doesnt hold up , do you have proof?
And now dear audience, I bid you farewell for a while. It's time for fred to do some L-I-V-I-N.
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