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    you forgot the g there pal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BenefitX
    you forgot the g there pal.
    No he didn't...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BenefitX
    you forgot the g there pal.
    There is no G in the world of Sanford.
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  4. 06-04-2007, 09:14 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by BenefitX
    you forgot the g there pal.
    No, I didn't sir.
    Wooderson, Dazed & Confused....look it up son.
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    no, in L-I-V-I-N-(G)
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    Quote Originally Posted by BenefitX
    no, in L-I-V-I-N-(G)
    You aren't getting it. In the world of Fred Sanford, it is Livin' not Living.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    lol @ this thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyef9
    lol okay so your butt hurt no lmao that great i wasn't bashing you lol what a dumbass.
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    lmao oh...kinda like the word kinda?.......

    i always thought your name was Battle Fed, not Bottle Fed...weird
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    Quote Originally Posted by BenefitX
    lmao oh...kinda like the word kinda?.......

    i always thought your name was Battle Fed, not Bottle Fed...weird
    Are you kidding me?!?! bahahahahha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  10. 06-04-2007, 07:59 PM #10
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    This dude is funny as shit.

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  11. 06-04-2007, 08:17 PM #11
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    Sad to say I though the samething. ^^

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    You people are nuts! Lemme enlighten you:

    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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    Where are two of the big ones? I thought you needed them by tonight?
    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyef9
    lol okay so your butt hurt no lmao that great i wasn't bashing you lol what a dumbass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hydroshutter
    Where are two of the big ones? I thought you needed them by tonight?
    --RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--

    --Val for President 1979-2007--
    --RIP Val, You will be missed--

    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  15. 06-04-2007, 08:29 PM #15
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    When first seen you SN thats what I thought. I been knew that is was bottlefed for about a year now. All of your cars on the bottle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twinj
    When first seen you SN thats what I thought. I been knew that is was bottlefed for about a year now. All of your cars on the bottle?
    Not yet, but the Datsun WILL have it too once I decide what engine I am going to put in it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.
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  17. 06-04-2007, 08:37 PM #17
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    i wonder.... y0 fred, is Heaven full of queers?
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  18. 06-04-2007, 09:17 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yoshi
    i wonder.... y0 fred, is Heaven full of queers?
    Depends how many brothers you have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
    Depends how many brothers you have.
    lol

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    owned

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    damn... i wanna rep fred sanford but i think he likes the red bars...

    fred shall i give you red bars?
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  22. 06-04-2007, 11:07 PM #22
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    fred how old are you
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    Quote Originally Posted by BenefitX
    fred how old are you
    I'm 67, but I still work the junk business.
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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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  25. 06-05-2007, 08:58 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe0720
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    Actually, if I recall correctly, the woodchuck is related to the beaver. Therefore, a woodchuck can chuck wood...it's in his blood. That in mind, a woodchuck can chuck 5 lbs 15.9 oz of wood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
    Actually, if I recall correctly, the woodchuck is related to the beaver. Therefore, a woodchuck can chuck wood...it's in his blood. That in mind, a woodchuck can chuck 5 lbs 15.9 oz of wood.
    I was way off
    Quote Originally Posted by jerseyef9
    lol okay so your butt hurt no lmao that great i wasn't bashing you lol what a dumbass.
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    fred's words really touch me, inside. lol this thread is great!
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    Why did you never join Elizabeth like you thought?
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  29. 06-05-2007, 10:31 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheGodfather
    Why did you never join Elizabeth like you thought?
    It's easy to confuse heartburn and a heart attack. Turns out some pepcid has gotten my acid reflux under control so I don't have any more scares. GERD is a bastard to live with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
    It's easy to confuse heartburn and a heart attack. Turns out some pepcid has gotten my acid reflux under control so I don't have any more scares. GERD is a bastard to live with.


    Glad you're ok.
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    fred do u think paris hilton will be sodomized in prison?
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

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  32. 06-05-2007, 10:34 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    fred do u think paris hilton will be sodomized in prison?
    Yes, with a broomstick. I expect she'll say "that's hot" the entire time. Hopefully she'll get the shit beat out of her by a big black woman also. Break that already-surgically-altered nose ftw.
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    lol tim, that should be a given.... and no, it wont be rape! haha
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    Did you know Lamont, and Ester fucked on your couch?
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    HAHAHAHAHAAHA @ this thread.

    What do you think about Porsche 911s?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iloveboost
    HAHAHAHAHAAHA @ this thread.

    What do you think about Porsche 911s?
    Zee Germans are good at a lot of things....genocide, beer, and cars to name a few. 90% of German cars get the Fred Sanford nod of approval.
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    Quote Originally Posted by civic95
    Did you know Lamont, and Ester fucked on your couch?
    That was rollo, he's into GILF's.
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    Fred.. why have we banged alot of the same chicks??
    2 / 3 = 0.666
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
    Fred.. why have we banged alot of the same chicks??
    Somebody has to have my sloppy seconds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
    Somebody has to have my sloppy seconds.
    ok freddy... i havent been 2nd on all of them, admit it.. i've beaten you to maybe 2 out every 10..... damn.. that's still bad.
    2 / 3 = 0.666
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