No, but I did get cast as an extra in "Tom Hanks: The Last Nigga On Earth."Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
No, but I did get cast as an extra in "Tom Hanks: The Last Nigga On Earth."Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
how is lamont and why the hell u give him that name?
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EL OH ELOriginally Posted by Fred Sanford
i have another question fred.
do you grip and then sip purple drank..
or do you just plain sip out of the container without firmly gripping it?
Last edited by SpeedMonkey; 06-04-2007 at 04:50 PM.
2 / 3 = 0.666
how many white women have you banged?
ie not raped?
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
how will i die?
2005 Ford F-150 FX4 Supercrew
bitch hasn't answered my question! heres another one. was 9/11 planed out or was it really done by terrorist?
and i heard they were trying to hit the statue(sp) of liberty but missed, is this true of false? haha!
i have an even better question.
Will maniac ever get fucking layed?
2 / 3 = 0.666
dude, i have before.. its been awhile but i have.. stop bringing stupid shit up.
yep.Originally Posted by Maniac
lets see what fred says.
2 / 3 = 0.666
where did u go?
-IA MGMT is inappropriate.
Originally Posted by Maniac
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you tell em'!
pussy comes and goes...
it just hasnt come in a while. a long time... in the past 3 years...![]()
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It's part of a little known clause that was included in the terms of surrender from WWII. McArthur felt that all japanese cars should sound like shit as punishment for losing the big one. He actually originated the line "fuck with the bull and you get the horns."Originally Posted by Maniac
will the south rise agian????????????????Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
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He's doing well. I visited him at the prison the other day. What's wrong with Lamont? Would you rather I called him Tyronus?Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
I usually keep it in a brown paper bag. Sometimes I'll grip, then sip. Other times I may just lock, pop, and sip.Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
In either case, I sho nuff get me some dat urnge, red, or purple drank.
I hafta rape all the hot white womens bc only the ugly fat ones WANT to handle my dong.Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
In regards to rape, don't diss it till you've tried it.
Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
hell naw dude. vey nice answer. my life is now complete.
why did the chicken cross the road?
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
fred are you down with opp yea you know him!!
I have two possible scenarios.Originally Posted by Lucky SC
1) your constant eating of spicy food has slowly over time eaten the rugae in your stomach, thusly creating a erosion. One day while asleep, your stomach finally gives and perforates. Your gastric juices leak out into your peritoneal cavity and start to slowly ingest your organs. You'll wake up in great pain, but frozen and unable to do anything. Eventually you go into shock and die cold, alone, and in tears.
2) Aids.
It was planned out by dune coons. They may have tried to hit the statue of liberty, but if you've ever seen an arab drive, you'd know why they missed.Originally Posted by Maniac
Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
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oh my fucking anti christ! this guys fucking crazy funny!!!
I don't count barnyard animals, so he's probably looking at 3 to 4 years before he saves up enough money to hire "big black mama."Originally Posted by SpeedMonkey
Nice edit, to answer your original question:Originally Posted by cactusEG
What do you expect when said region only gets washed every 1 or 2 weeks.
To answer your current question:
The most recent census data indicates that the South is growing most rapidly in terms of population. That would lead one to deduce that the gradual shift of jobs from the north to the South does indeed indicate that the South will in fact rise again. Though by the term rise, in this case, I do mean dominate economically.
Probably because he had a green light.Originally Posted by Halfwit
While I know O is for other, P is for peoples, the last P...it's not that simple. If you're talking about the other word you call a cat, then yes I am down with it. If you're talking about the meanus, then no sir, I'm no urologist.Originally Posted by passwordATL
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Who are you really? You can PM me if you would like. I know most things, but not all.![]()
--RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--
--Val for President 1979-2007--
--RIP Val, You will be missed--
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
fred said he had a few minutes to kill 4 hours ago
say word son...Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
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Fred has some crazy powers! Fred, how is it that you can transform into a slut at night and yet still be gangsta? haha!
I know it's hard to concentrate when you have ADD like you do, but note the times that I've posted. There was a burst of posts earlier today, and now I stopped back by and am posting again while I eat dinner and watch TV.Originally Posted by BenefitX
My advice to you sir, do not try to become a private detective, not even the ace ventura kind.
lol
Fred, are you avoiding my question?
--RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--
--Val for President 1979-2007--
--RIP Val, You will be missed--
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
was it doing time that made you so wise or is it just old age?
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with my private detective skills i have made a list of all the time fred has posted starting from when this thread was made at 4:19 up to now 7:54
4:19
4:23
4:30
4:33
4:36
4:44
4:48
4:51
4:59
5:10
5:13
5:15
5:18
5:23
5:26
5:28
1 HOUR LATER
6:32
6:35
6:38
6:41
6:47
6:52
6:59
7:07
7:12
7:15
7:44
so where were you mr.sanford between the hours 5:30 and 6:30?
Dear Mr. Bottle,Originally Posted by BTLFED
It is with deep regret that I inform you that I cannot reveal my identity to anyone. While I have no fear, I would hate to lose the mystique that has come to be associated with Fred G. Sanford.
Best Regards,
Mr. Fred G. Sanford Esq.
I must confess, I started this thread and only meant to spend 10 minutes on it max. The initial flurry of questions was something I was not prepared for. Being the generous soul I am, I felt I should reply to everyone who posted. This ended up taking much more time than I anticipated. I did stop for an hour to perform some deep diving operations on a lady-friends vagina.Originally Posted by BenefitX
lmao, your alibi doesnt hold up , do you have proof?
Dear Mr. Sanford,Originally Posted by Fred Sanford
I have much power and access to many things on this forum that mere mortals can not see. It is only a matter of time before I figure it out, but I was hoping you would save me some time. When I do, you can be assured Mr. Sanford that your secret will be safe with me.
Sincerely,
Mr. BT L. Fed the First
--RIP Leisa. Forever In Our Hearts--
--Val for President 1979-2007--
--RIP Val, You will be missed--
Originally Posted by HalfBaked
And now dear audience, I bid you farewell for a while. It's time for fred to do some L-I-V-I-N.