Since the media wants something to talk about...

[speedminded]

If I had a ton of money to blow i'd organize and set up a complete F&F scenario...from the clothes to the neon and NOS using the best characters/"street racers" around. All of you would be involved! Then i'd slip hints and invite a news crew to come film it as an inside story contingent upon them having to ride blindly there...as in the back of a windowless vehicle so they can't figure out the location. I don't care if they take a portable gps unit and find the same spot later, just don't want them to know at the time of filming. I mean play it ALL out, from the corny racing one liners to baby's momma drama...let them air it as a feature story for the best laugh ever

Remember the "highly organized underground street racing organization" that got busted two years ago? lol

[Sol-Badguy]

REPOST

[speedminded]

My idea is have the meet at an undisclosed place but have no racing at all: maybe a few doing burnouts to simulate the atmosphere, some barrels with fires in them lighting the strip, i mean street, then have the cops come in and bust it and everyone splits....never once have any racing at all. We can play it off like this happens every week, or once a month...say like this is the REAL meet on the first thursday of every month. The Varsity is basically like an "interview" for racing, you show up and show off your shit and submit your application to be accepted and then you recieve the info later if you are....can make up fake forms and everything

[2.0civic]

LOLOLOL great idea

[speedminded]

And more, please nobody take offense, i just think the characters could play it off perfectly...

I don't know of any mafia looking italian's with black cadillacs....hrmm...wait, i do know where a a mint condition late 70's black Lincoln is though. We need someone do deal with money $$$ BIG money will make the story even better. I'm thinking Latino's with Impala's...i have an aluminum halliburton briefcase like you see in movies full of cash or kilo's that can be used. Roll up, lay a towel on the hood to protect the paint, lay out the briefcase and pop it open to reveal all the cash that's been placed for bets. Hot cars parked around, chicks in skirts and heals...you name it, everything.

[Tracy]

we can get 7psibabygirl to be the flagger to start the race ellingwood has her #.

[LiL PaKi]

LOLOLOL great idea

x2

[BABY J]

I will play Edwin - and I can say "MONNNNNNIIIIICCCCAAAAA" - wait - errr...... "TRRRRAAAACCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYYYY!!!"

Then Tracy can say - "fuck that shit nigga you didn't win!!!" LOL

[OneSlow5pt0]

yall better get to dropping those SR20s in the civics..they go for a premium right before race war

[Fast Shadow]

we can get 7psibabygirl to be the flagger to start the race ellingwood has her #.

Does the winner get to run her over?

[ahmonrah]

lol!! that's funny as shit! does a stock purple 240 wit a meth addicted rabbit on the tow hook make it in? if so i'm there!

~cue to the scene, random staged guy points and tells news crew ~
"dude, that purple 240 is like the fastest car in the state man."

~news crew~
"yeah , the one with the stock body, dented fender and 2color touch-up paint,he's the one"

~news crew~
"that car??!!" ~news crew snickers~

~staged guy continues~
"laugh if you want man, rumor has it, after a race in butts county, he outran the local PD and the state troopers from there to atlanta. he caused 4 squad cars to wreck. then changed his paint in his garage when he got home. his mechanic is my cousin, says he running a KA-R20-B16DE...TWIN turbo'ed..."

~news crew approaches~
"hi, um i'm with ______news and wonder if i can speak to you."

~AHMONRAH~
(adding suspicion) "who told you about me?"

~NEWS CREW~
"well....um....he's over there"(points to where staged guy was)

~ahmonrah~
"aint nobody there. you might be the FUZZ....tha PO-POZe...tha 5-oh"
"you've got 2 minutes"

~news crew~
"well we just wanna ask...."

~ahmonrah~
"I AINT DID NOTHIN! I DONT RACE ! I AINT NEVER BEEN TO BUTTS COUNTY!"

~AHMONRAH SMILES, LOOKS AROUND, TURNS BACK TO NEWS CREW~
"wanna see what i did it with? off the record?"

~lifts hood, exposing dirty ass STOCK ka24de with timing chain guide rattle, gasket leak and dripping oil.~
"she outran 15 cops- caused 4 to wreck, dodged 8 spike strips and did the pit maneuver on 3, hence the body damage, but peep it...cops are stupid! change the paint and they lose the trail...ya dig?!" "and oh....i'm runnin again tonite...."

[JDMmuscle]

Can i be the white guy who use's all the rediculus lingo?

Like...

"I need nos"
"You owe me a 10 sec car"
"heres my slip, we race for pinks"
and my personal fav
"I race for respect, if i lose you get my car, if i win, i gain the respect"

[Blitanicle99]

SO game for these ridiculous antics. Fucking hell my old primer 240 would be perfect for this shit!

[BTLFED]

we can get 7psibabygirl to be the flagger to start the race ellingwood has her #.

Damn you Tracy. I still have her hat too. She's got my fucking jacket and 10mm ratchet wrench though, damnit!

[MachNU]

If I had a ton of money to blow i'd organize and set up a complete F&F scenario...from the clothes to the neon and NOS using the best characters/"street racers" around. All of you would be involved! Then i'd slip hints and invite a news crew to come film it as an inside story contingent upon them having to ride blindly there...as in the back of a windowless vehicle so they can't figure out the location. I don't care if they take a portable gps unit and find the same spot later, just don't want them to know at the time of filming. I mean play it ALL out, from the corny racing one liners to baby's momma drama...let them air it as a feature story for the best laugh ever

Remember the "highly organized underground street racing organization" that got busted two years ago? lol

LOL Underground Racing Crew...out of North & South Carolina!!!!! LOL 5 cars = just over 500k in value!!!!!

[superboost]

yall better get to dropping those SR20s in the civics..they go for a premium right before race war

they were spoon engines, which are mad tyte y0

[MusicIsLife]

I'll just tape some glowsticks to the side of the Fiero and walk up to the camera crew and ask "would you like poo poo platter" *wink wink*
Then see how everything unravels... wow I need sleep..

[Tracy]

Damn you Tracy. I still have her hat too. She's got my fucking jacket and 10mm ratchet wrench though, damnit!

what ever happened after that one day at the line??? You know what I'm tum bout.

[OneSlow5pt0]

{74785}{74834}Let me ask you a question, Ted.
{74870}{74946}-Do you see anything wrong here?|-No.
{75040}{75097}-We got no engines, do we?|-No.
{75100}{75130}-Do we?|-No.
{75205}{75266}A couple of Nissan SR20 motors|will pull a premium...
{75269}{75341}-...one week before Race Wars, huh?|-Yeah, probably.
{75351}{75423}You're a smart fence, Ted.|Maybe too smart.
{75459}{75504}What are you feeling, Lance?

[§treet_§peed]

o damn my car taht i'm currently in the process would be perfect for this with the stripes lol but hurry in a couple of weeks in will be all one solid color

[BTLFED]

what ever happened after that one day at the line??? You know what I'm tum bout.

Hahaha! Haven't talked to her since. Just another reason why I love you, Tracy.