Since the media wants something to talk about...

[ahmonrah]

lol!! that's funny as shit! does a stock purple 240 wit a meth addicted rabbit on the tow hook make it in? if so i'm there!

~cue to the scene, random staged guy points and tells news crew ~
"dude, that purple 240 is like the fastest car in the state man."

~news crew~
"yeah , the one with the stock body, dented fender and 2color touch-up paint,he's the one"

~news crew~
"that car??!!" ~news crew snickers~

~staged guy continues~
"laugh if you want man, rumor has it, after a race in butts county, he outran the local PD and the state troopers from there to atlanta. he caused 4 squad cars to wreck. then changed his paint in his garage when he got home. his mechanic is my cousin, says he running a KA-R20-B16DE...TWIN turbo'ed..."

~news crew approaches~
"hi, um i'm with ______news and wonder if i can speak to you."

~AHMONRAH~
(adding suspicion) "who told you about me?"

~NEWS CREW~
"well....um....he's over there"(points to where staged guy was)

~ahmonrah~
"aint nobody there. you might be the FUZZ....tha PO-POZe...tha 5-oh"
"you've got 2 minutes"

~news crew~
"well we just wanna ask...."

~ahmonrah~
"I AINT DID NOTHIN! I DONT RACE ! I AINT NEVER BEEN TO BUTTS COUNTY!"

~AHMONRAH SMILES, LOOKS AROUND, TURNS BACK TO NEWS CREW~
"wanna see what i did it with? off the record?"

~lifts hood, exposing dirty ass STOCK ka24de with timing chain guide rattle, gasket leak and dripping oil.~
"she outran 15 cops- caused 4 to wreck, dodged 8 spike strips and did the pit maneuver on 3, hence the body damage, but peep it...cops are stupid! change the paint and they lose the trail...ya dig?!" "and oh....i'm runnin again tonite...."

[JDMmuscle]

Can i be the white guy who use's all the rediculus lingo?

Like...

"I need nos"
"You owe me a 10 sec car"
"heres my slip, we race for pinks"
and my personal fav
"I race for respect, if i lose you get my car, if i win, i gain the respect"