Got pulled over in Arcade late one night while in the right lane with the cruise set to 55. Cops race up behind me doing at least 80, follow me for a mile, and light me up. They ask if I know why I've been pulled over.

"I don't have a clue."

"Your right front tire hit the white line on the side of the road."

"Is that illegal?"

"We just wanted to make sure you were okay."

"I'm fine, thanks. Don't you have some crime to be stopping? Shouldn't you be somewhere protecting and serving, instead of harrassing me searching for a reason to give me a ticket?"

"Don't be a smartass."

"I'm not. Can I have my license?"

"Have a good night."

"Have fun pulling over more innocent people."

Fuck arcade.