I was at a gas station once, with a classmate. We walked in to get some stuff, walk out and there's a bike cop sitting there behind my car. So the girl I was with says "Hi" with a smile. He didnt even speak to her. We pull outta the lot, and about 2 blocks later here his faggot ass comes flashing lights and all that dumb shit.

40 minutes, 6 squad cars, and 8 officers later, we get to leave. Then, it turns out, that this idiot didn't even write to correct make of my car on the ticket.