lolol he's gonna make his whole trip thinking that when he gets there theres going to be people hadookening like on the streets, riding dragons to work, everyone has skyline GTR's on the road, yakuzas run the shit which he wants to join, mad technology like hovercars and shit

lol only to be rudely awakened when he arrives there and he can only afford to live in a farming village where they use his height against the other sub 5 foot asians to get a business advantage and he's stuck there for the rest of his life harvesting rice for the farmers in the small, remote farming village

then he's going to remember this post and be like 'dammmm amewica wuz da shit'