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    Default Introduction by kang

    Hey I dunno exactly the point of the newbie status and not being able to post in any section that your fingers desire, but it looks like you're supposed to start an intro thread and after receiving no less than a dozen ridiculous, likely insulting replies you get approved to post in the normal section.

    Reason for joining: To check things out, post my non-sense and hopefully cure my ADD.

    So insult me quickly people I am impatient.

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    I farted... can you smell it?
    Quote Originally Posted by PURP View Post
    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.

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    Totally brah


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    I don't have arms. So I can't high five yea. sorry brah
    Quote Originally Posted by PURP View Post
    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    I don't have arms. So I can't high five yea. sorry brah
    Holy cowster, dawg you must be typing with your hermangous-ass cock then, eh? Damnnnn...

    oh I notice the zenki in yer avatar. bet this kid can out-drift you


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    Quote Originally Posted by kang
    Holy cowster, dawg you must be typing with your hermangous-ass cock then, eh? Damnnnn...

    oh I notice the zenki in yer avatar. bet this kid can out-drift you

    drifting is for lil kids and bitches...
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    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    drifting is for lil kids and bitches...
    skreet racing and doing touges is where it's at, ya heard?
    I used to drift back in 2004 with my mums toyota corrola, and I must say it was a lot of fun. Pulling the hand brake and wasting her front tires - dang, good times haha oh and getting in trouble was intense. I miss my dog bella and her addiction to my boxers.

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    welcome to iA.... seems like you're going to fit in just fine.

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    yea sun... dat bee wut da A haz tew offur. nuttun but da mad tyte drivin toe racin n shit y0. we bee skraight killas on da corse of da go fast madnizz
    Quote Originally Posted by PURP View Post
    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GGPIS3
    welcome to iA.... seems like you're going to fit in just fine.
    no doubt? Does this mean we're friends now? sweet
    I say we celebrate by bakin' up and watching season 2 of dave chappelle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    yea sun... dat bee wut da A haz tew offur. nuttun but da mad tyte drivin toe racin n shit y0. we bee skraight killas on da corse of da go fast madnizz
    huh? Sorry, snoop, I am not educated in the art of ebonics.

    You down to get white-boy wasted?

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    wutchu mean j00 aint know ebonix? dis iz da IA langwige

    use kneed tew lurn dis home skillit
    Quote Originally Posted by PURP View Post
    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.

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    dang, yer mad hood, purp... we should totally engage in some kind of conversation about cars or something- maybe get to know one another in a whole notha level, eh? tell each others deepest secrets n stuff. maybe make a friends braclet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    yea sun... dat bee wut da A haz tew offur. nuttun but da mad tyte drivin toe racin n shit y0. we bee skraight killas on da corse of da go fast madnizz
    translation: i didn't think learning to speak english was important. there's no need when i can't even figure out how to use a belt to keep my pants from falling off my ass.

    on a side note: it's better to be wearing clean boxers when doing so, skidmarks are quite unsightly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kang
    dang, yer mad hood, purp... we should totally engage in some kind of conversation about cars or something- maybe get to know one another in a whole notha level, eh? tell each others deepest secrets n stuff. maybe make a friends braclet?
    just tell him you want to make out already, no need to be shy :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimsumboy
    translation: i didn't think learning to speak english was important. there's no need when i can't even figure out how to use a belt to keep my pants from falling off my ass.

    on a side note: it's better to be wearing clean boxers when doing so, skidmarks are quite unsightly.
    haha, I don't know what's funnier; the first or second smilie.

    oh your post made me chuckle.
    as for the skidmarks personally I think they're important -gives you a sense of accomplishment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimsumboy
    just tell him you want to make out already, no need to be shy :idb:
    I don't think purp can keep up with a guy like me unless he's into anal beads, whips, spikey belts, wax, ropes that are connected to a tree, cute teddy bears, and lucky charms.

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    lol.. come on kids. Why so serious?? If you need an intelligent conversation, you should join a smart forum. I was just showing examples of what you will encounter on these boards. Now have fun and enjoy your stay. Keep it between the lines and follow the rules.
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    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kang
    I don't think purp can keep up with a guy like me unless he's into anal beads, whips, spikey belts, wax, ropes that are connected to a tree, cute teddy bears, and lucky charms.
    That's all you got?? The kinky level you have seems to be in the sisy section of an adult store. Whips? lol Wax? lol.... I prefer to take razor blades and cut the skin slightly, so bllod drips out. Then I wipe the blood on my dick and use it as lubrication.
    Quote Originally Posted by PURP View Post
    A g00n... is a real life thing. It walks, talks, and shits. A goblin is a fictional character that isn't real life. It's FAKE..... like rotas, y0. Hope that helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    lol.. come on kids. Why so serious?? If you need an intelligent conversation, you should join a smart forum. I was just showing examples of what you will encounter on these boards. Now have fun and enjoy your stay. Keep it between the lines and follow the rules.
    nah purp, you started this mang and you have to finish it...shit just got real man -step up or fall back completely ya dig?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kang
    I don't think purp can keep up with a guy like me unless he's into anal beads, whips, spikey belts, wax, ropes that are connected to a tree, cute teddy bears, and lucky charms.
    WHOA... that was way too much info there... so what are you doing friday night?

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    Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
    That's all you got?? The kinky level you have seems to be in the sisy section of an adult store. Whips? lol Wax? lol.... I prefer to take razor blades and cut the skin slightly, so bllod drips out. Then I wipe the blood on my dick and use it as lubrication.
    See the thing is I didn't wanna go all out and expose the sick bastard that I am... your discription of a good time would make girl scouts tremble, but make someone like me interested, but still cause my penis to remain limp. perhaps you would get a rise outta me if you construct some horrific machina that will grip the balls straight out of my skin and plant them all the way up my colon, place yer fingers in my mouth and pull, while listening to slayer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kang
    haha, I don't know what's funnier; the first or second smilie.

    oh your post made me chuckle.
    as for the skidmarks personally I think they're important -gives you a sense of accomplishment.
    glad it made you laugh, i'm probably the least serious person i know, jokes and laughing is the essence of life. i might take you up on your advice and try that sense of accomplishment and add skidmarks. i'm lactose intolerant so i'm drinking a tall glass of milk right now... start the countdown and hope i make it to the can in time.

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    I was going to just say that whole post was just wrong in every possible way but then you said Slayer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimsumboy
    WHOA... that was way too much info there... so what are you doing friday night?
    besides finishing a book that I am working on -playing online poker.

    i could make an exception if you play your cards right. by that I mean you offerring a trip to your local starbucks and stopping by my place to drop off some condoms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kang
    besides finishing a book that I am working on -playing online poker.

    i could make an exception if you play your cards right. by that I mean you offerring a trip to your local starbucks and stopping by my place to drop off some condoms.
    i'm scared now

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimsumboy
    glad it made you laugh, i'm probably the least serious person i know, jokes and laughing is the essence of life. i might take you up on your advice and try that sense of accomplishment and add skidmarks. i'm lactose intolerant so i'm drinking a tall glass of milk right now... start the countdown and hope i make it to the can in time.
    For serious, brah this whole life thing is really too short to not have a sense of humor, and not being twisted in real life i think is a waste of organs and a properly working brain, and heart. Doing things beyond your imagination is what life is aboot.

    as for your problem with not being able to have milk down your throat is a serious problem -how do you expect to hold down all the protein I will introduce your throat with? 5.... 4.... 3... 2...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kang
    besides finishing a book that I am working on -playing online poker.

    i could make an exception if you play your cards right. by that I mean you offerring a trip to your local starbucks and stopping by my place to drop off some condoms.
    Thats not a terrible idea with all the interest in online gambling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimsumboy
    i'm scared now
    Just buy a wooden cross and hang it round yer neck...
    nothing can happen to you then

    unless you come across me of course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kang
    For serious, brah this whole life thing is really too short to not have a sense of humor, and not being twisted in real life i think is a waste of organs and a properly working brain, and heart. Doing things beyond your imagination is what life is aboot.

    as for your problem with not being able to have milk down your throat is a serious problem -how do you expect to hold down all the protein I will introduce your throat with? 5.... 4.... 3... 2...
    Life is aboot haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHHHH
    Thats not a terrible idea with all the interest in online gambling.
    I will pwn anyone here in some online poker.

    -king of poker
    wishing everyone would donate some money to my bank account

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    21 posts in one day? snappp... how many do we need to post in other sections?

    thought it was twintea...

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    Im pretty terrible at gambling but maybe my luck will change, going to Vegas in 2 days

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    Quote Originally Posted by kang
    For serious, brah this whole life thing is really too short to not have a sense of humor, and not being twisted in real life i think is a waste of organs and a properly working brain, and heart. Doing things beyond your imagination is what life is aboot.

    as for your problem with not being able to have milk down your throat is a serious problem -how do you expect to hold down all the protein I will introduce your throat with? 5.... 4.... 3... 2...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kang
    21 posts in one day? snappp... how many do we need to post in other sections?

    thought it was twintea...
    Not sure

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    TCM?
    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
    And I do drive a Miata, so I am gayer than a three dollar bill...

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    welcome


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    Welcome, this thread made me chuckle, throw up and feel calm, all in the 2 mins it took me to read it....








    awesome!

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