Quote Originally Posted by dimsumboy
glad it made you laugh, i'm probably the least serious person i know, jokes and laughing is the essence of life. i might take you up on your advice and try that sense of accomplishment and add skidmarks. i'm lactose intolerant so i'm drinking a tall glass of milk right now... start the countdown and hope i make it to the can in time.
For serious, brah this whole life thing is really too short to not have a sense of humor, and not being twisted in real life i think is a waste of organs and a properly working brain, and heart. Doing things beyond your imagination is what life is aboot.

as for your problem with not being able to have milk down your throat is a serious problem -how do you expect to hold down all the protein I will introduce your throat with? 5.... 4.... 3... 2...