Quote Originally Posted by GOT_PURP
That's all you got?? The kinky level you have seems to be in the sisy section of an adult store. Whips? lol Wax? lol.... I prefer to take razor blades and cut the skin slightly, so bllod drips out. Then I wipe the blood on my dick and use it as lubrication.
See the thing is I didn't wanna go all out and expose the sick bastard that I am... your discription of a good time would make girl scouts tremble, but make someone like me interested, but still cause my penis to remain limp. perhaps you would get a rise outta me if you construct some horrific machina that will grip the balls straight out of my skin and plant them all the way up my colon, place yer fingers in my mouth and pull, while listening to slayer.