i guess i will be the serious one even though i would love to join in on the noob bashing. your vtec solenoid has taken a **** or you are low on oil. if you are low on oil or oil pressure you will not hit vtec. also if your car is not at operatiing temp you will not hit vtec. is your car a car that came with vtec? if not then go through and check the wires again as thety can slip out of the ecu plugs or get corroded inteh engine bay at a splice point. all it takes for the solenoid to work is a power and a ground. lose one or the other and its a no-go.