so lets see if i can decipher this i'm an expert in intarweb translations!

so you've got a honda of some sort... and you're V-tak is not engaging thus keeping you at sub light speeds, and you're V-tak wires are teh touched but there is no extra noise? interesting if i had to guess i'd say that you're solenoid is teh toast... whats that you say whats a solenoid.... basically you're out of vtec fluid... seek a shop that can refill it remember to use regular Vtec parts b/c I vtec will eat the seals on your intake manifold thus making it impossible for your passengers to put their feet down b/c the welds on your floor board have broken and you'll need to install a new muffler bearing to compensate of the downforce thanks to the inferior molecular velocity construct in your chassis lubrication which inturn defibrilates your Hid ballast there fore causing a massive flux capacitor warping through time in which you read a dictionary before making this post and realizing that we can help as long as you speak ENGRISH!