BBQ MEET!!!!! Monroe area.4/27/2013

[Echonova]

So after much demand from my last BBQ posting, I have decided to cook for you unwashed masses.



Here's the deal.

D3US3S is kind enough to be bringing enough venison to feed 10-ish people. If you want to come, bring a side dish/condiment/drink. Post on here if you're coming and what you're bringing so we don't end up with 15 potato salad dishes. 10 people is not the limit, but if we need more meat than that we need to know in advance. Now let's be real for a sec, IA folks have a bad habit of people saying their coming and then flake at the last minute or just no-show.

Not passing judgement, I'm just sayin'.

If you say you're coming and flake or no-show
A.) you will never be invited again
B.) I will break both your legs at a time of my choosing.

The Toyota truck needs a new stater, so I may or may not be doing that in-between checking on meat... Haven't really decided yet. But, if I do and you help, free beer for you.



Gonna be at my house, so I'll PM the address to the folks that are coming when it gets close. But if you Mapquest Bethlehem... That's about 2.5 miles from my house, just so you have a good idea about the distance from I am from where you live.


Now, WHO WANTS TO EAT!?!?!?!?!?!

[Echonova]

Gah... Didn't notice my fat fingers hit 4/28/13. Supposed to be 4/27/13... Fail from the start. Mods could you fix plz? Thanks.

[1civic]

That would feed like 20 skinny folks... Just sayin!

[Echonova]

I would invite you, but just like a call-out to race.



You would no-show.

[1civic]

I would invite you, but just like a call-out to race.



You would no-show.

[Vteckidd]

Would come and eat copious amount of BBQ but will be at hawks pacers playoff game that night and will be day drinking that day.


Save me some leftovers.

[CSquared]

I would say count me in but ive never had deer before. Not sure if ill like it.

[Echonova]

You will take one bite and run into the woods and henceforth be known by the deer that survive the massacre as "El Diablo".


Naw, but we'll have some other delicious meat other than just deer.

[Scotsman]

damn it man , cant get out of work due to getting today off

[Echonova]

Call in sick. This meat will be better than the Import Alliance meet.



But I understand, I'll bring you a leftover sammich to your work again.

[D3UC3S]

Yes yes yes! I have about 6-7 lbs of White county's finest deer meat. Taken this year at the peak of deliciousness!

I will be preparing it a few ways so you never know if you will like it until my meat is in your dirty ass mouths... Come on, it's gonna be fun! My meat, your mouth...may get a little weird but just swallow. No one is judging.

Lol @ Echo's intro and rules for flakers. Classic.

[Scotsman]

Yes yes yes! I have about 6-7 lbs of White county's finest deer meat. Taken this year at the peak of deliciousness!

I will be preparing it a few ways so you never know if you will like it until my meat is in your dirty ass mouths... Come on, it's gonna be fun! My meat, your mouth...may get a little weird but just swallow. No one is judging.

Lol @ Echo's intro and rules for flakers. Classic.

those rules are a product of his prior bonfires

[Echonova]

those rules are a product of his prior bonfires

Yup.

Have another bonfire!!! We're totally coming!!!!

How many are coming?

43

4 actually show. Get 39 of these

Hey bro... Something came up and I can't make it

10 minutes before they are supposed to be here.

[D3UC3S]

Lol

[Scotsman]

but the ones that did show were in for a treat ,lol

[1civic]

Just means there is more food for the fat folks!!

[Echonova]

Bump for a meat being in your mouf other than tube steak.

[D3UC3S]

C'mon, perfect opportunity to try some fresh venison!

[Echonova]

C'mon, perfect opportunity to try some fresh venison!

This is that bullshit I was telling you about. Free food, free beer... Bitches still shady.

[CSquared]

I want to come but just trying to make sure I dont have any previous plans. I'm really shitty about that.

Another buddy of mine will say "are we still doing x on saturday"... and ill say "fuuuuuuuuuu"

[-EnVus-]

Id like to come by but at the moment the baby is Teething so its a task for both parents....
I will try smoothing over the wife and see what she says.

[Echonova]

Id like to come by but at the moment the baby is Teething so its a task for both parents....
I will try smoothing over the wife and see what she says.

Bring wife and baby. I am experienced in this "teething" stuff and have a spare tire left over for children to chew on.

But f0 realz. My wife and kids love teh babies. Bring'em if you got'em. This is a family event.

[Echonova]

I want to come but just trying to make sure I dont have any previous plans. I'm really shitty about that.

Another buddy of mine will say "are we still doing x on saturday"... and ill say "fuuuuuuuuuu"

All I'm hearing is vagina.



While it's a meat I've smoked often. I cannot cook it for you.

[D3UC3S]

My kid will be there.


No excuses ladies. Time to EAT!

[Bacon]

I may come out. No better meat than fresh Bambi.

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[Echonova]

Bump.

[Echonova]

Well D3US3S... Looks like it's just you and me.





BTW: This will never happen again. Not for a cookout, not for a bonfire, not for shooting guns and certainly not for all of the above at the same damn time. The good 'ole days are truly dead. There will never be anything IA-related at my house again.






Ever.

[D3UC3S]

Then we gotta go out in flames....rain or shine.


Fuck 'em and feed them fish heads....

[Echonova]

Then we gotta go out in flames....rain or shine.


Fuck 'em and feed them fish heads....

Oh we are still on. Picked up (another) 20lb of mesquite pellets yesterday. Got 20lb of Apple wood too, if you would prefer that instead... But I lubs me some mesquite.

[D3UC3S]

Either way its not gonna hurt my feelings. My meat, your smoker, your wood.

Why people would wanna miss this is beyond my brain's capacity. Mind boggling!

[Echonova]

Either way its not gonna hurt my feelings. My meat, your smoker, your wood.

Why people would wanna miss this is beyond my brain's capacity. Mind boggling!

To be fair, some of the real folks (QD,Vteckid & Scotsman for instance) can't come because of work/prior obligations. I get it, putting food on the table for a week comes before putting food in your stomach for a day.

What I don't understand is all the people waiting to see what people are coming because that will decide if they are coming to hang out with the other people... It's fucking free food. Get your ass over here.

[-EnVus-]

What time old man ?

[Echonova]

Whenever you get hungry... Or let's just say 6pm.

[RandomGuy]

Not gonna commit quite yet, but I'm leaning towards making the trip.

[D3UC3S]

Awesome! Would love to see a good group of people show!

[-EnVus-]

I need the address and if 6pm is the time then let me know for sure lol....Also for some reason do you not like eat Deviled eggs ?

[CSquared]

If its ok to bring my fiance ill stop by.

I can bring a big ass bag of biscuits or whatever else you might need.

[CSquared]

Well D3US3S... Looks like it's just you and me.





BTW: This will never happen again. Not for a cookout, not for a bonfire, not for shooting guns and certainly not for all of the above at the same damn time. The good 'ole days are truly dead. There will never be anything IA-related at my house again.






Ever.

Does this mean I can put some rounds through my gun

Sorry for leaving you hanging. Just some annoying hurdles I had to jump over before being able to say "yes". I did wind up having some shit to do that day but its in the morning.

[D3UC3S]

Bring the family! I'm bringing a buddy and my daughter. May bring out my full custom .270 wetherby vanguard just to heat up the barrel. If echo approves that is. Them rounds are expensive but its a damn show when I break it out!

[-EnVus-]

Hell I was worried if being strapped was gonna be issues lol