The Let Simontibbett Judge Your Car Thread..Much Better.

[Elbow]

Wow, this thread lets me appreciate Simon's reviews now. I used to think it was just random hate, but now I see there's a method to this madness

EDIT: do not do my car. it's not ready. I'll be back in a few months for the slaughter

Hahaha thanks.

Here simon have a shot at my benz

Ive had a quite a few laughs reading this thread

Well what can I say? I love most Mercedes models and AMG is a plus, not to mention you're driving it the way it's meant to be driven so that gets you more points. Overall a great simple looking car in my book with some class. The front end is pleasing to look at and the way it site I like. Is it stock? Nothing really to hate on here.

[Elbow]

I might as well try my luck

Well there isn't much luck to have with this one, these are by far my favorite Subaru body styles. The black and bronze looks damn good on this car, it's not slammed, there isn't a crazy amount of useless look good items scattered everywhere, even the tint flows nice well on this car with the black. Two thumbs up from me.

I sense lots of people hiding and not posting in here. lol

[thegreatfnr]

Well what can I say? I love most Mercedes models and AMG is a plus, not to mention you're driving it the way it's meant to be driven so that gets you more points. Overall a great simple looking car in my book with some class. The front end is pleasing to look at and the way it site I like. Is it stock? Nothing really to hate on here.

Thanks. Not stock but close. Tune & some minor exhaust work plus the few exterior things, blacked out/lip/flat badge/tint.

[allout13]

koni yellows
H&r oe springs
19 mm rear sway bar
skunk2 strut tower bars
ebay wheels
goodyear eagle gt tires
everything else is stock

[Elbow]

koni yellows
H&r oe springs
19 mm rear sway bar
skunk2 strut tower bars
ebay wheels
goodyear eagle gt tires
everything else is stock

Well you have some decent mods to the suspension. Fail number one though, I could care less who makes the wheel but you went with the most common style wheel out there. Especially on a Honda. It's not slammed though so reps for that and doesn't have eBay lip or yellow fog lights so you're not entirely sucked into the homohonda world. Take the pinstrip off and lost the darkness of the tint but it's not too bad.

[DeeAOne]

[zombieslider]

i wanna play but i dont have any full side shots of my car

[ATK_Designs]

Here's my Invisible Car. Do away.

[JohnnyC.]

You know you want to do me!

[Elbow]

I love this car. It's ghetto and dirty and different from the rest. Other than the stupid poser ass front Japanese plate and the eGay foglights (yellow too) it looks good. The sticker on the hood has to go too. The rest is ghetto fabulouth and I love it.

[Elbow]

You know you want to do me!

Of course I want to do you. I love doing you. lol

Your car is sexiest on the site, black, smooth, dark tint means nobody can see me doing you and you doing me. This is the true meaning of a sexy ride. Pop the windows down and the smell of bodily fluids floats to the heavens and onlookers quench in ecstasy.

[DeeAOne]

I love this car. It's ghetto and dirty and different from the rest. Other than the stupid poser ass front Japanese plate and the eGay foglights (yellow too) it looks good. The sticker on the hood has to go too. The rest is ghetto fabulouth and I love it.

thanks sir.

[JohnnyC.]

I knew my love machine would win a thumbs up!

Edit: Maybe I should have mentioned that I had my yellow fogs installed last week...

[ATK_Designs]

Of course I want to do you. I love doing you. lol

Your car is sexiest on the site, black, smooth, dark tint means nobody can see me doing you and you doing me. This is the true meaning of a sexy ride. Pop the windows down and the smell of bodily fluids floats to the heavens and onlookers quench in ecstasy.

y'all better Febreeze that shit.

[JohnnyC.]

y'all better Febreeze that shit.

Na, that is what the leather is for, easy cleanup!

[tk4g94]

Turning into the "let simontibbett bash your Honda" thread.

its so easy to bash a honda haha

[tk4g94]

where is simontibbett's car?

[ilbcnu123]

where is simontibbett's car?

the junkyard

[JohnnyC.]

its so easy to bash a honda haha

Says the guy in a Mitsubishi...

where is simontibbett's car?

You missed what was basically the SimonTibbett Carography a few pages back...

[Elbow]

where is simontibbett's car?

I'm working on a whole detailed thread with photos and info on all my previous cars. It should be..fun.

The thing is you don't have to own the worlds greatest cars to judge other peoples cars in my opinion. I've never said any of my cars were bad ass, I bash the hell out of many of my ex cars.

[singhondeck]

i wud like u too judge my carr
99 altima

[Elbow]

i wud like u too judge my carr
99 altima

It looks like shit. You can't spell. They are ugly as fuck stock and yours is stock so it seems. The muffler looks like it belongs on a truck, you have hubcaps, ugly foglights, and dark tint. I mean I don't know why you posted it, it's stock. So technically I'm bashing those as a whole not your work. The color is girly too.

[fivex684]

Here you go...

[larossa9]

Simon i love you, want to critique all of my cars?

[wanggsticky]

whack as hell

[singhondeck]

It looks like shit. You can't spell. They are ugly as fuck stock and yours is stock so it seems. The muffler looks like it belongs on a truck, you have hubcaps, ugly foglights, and dark tint. I mean I don't know why you posted it, it's stock. So technically I'm bashing those as a whole not your work. The color is girly too.

hahah, its def not stock buddy

[Elbow]

hahah, its def not stock buddy

Care to explain or is that all you will say because it's basically stock? An intake doesn't count. Neither does an exhaust.

[Elbow]

Here you go...

Well that's almost as bad as posting up a Porsche because I am a huge Volvo fanboy. I have a huge heart for wagons but love any of them especially 850R's. The car looks damn good. I love how it's not that extreme looking and simple. Even the wheels look good. I really can't see anything to hate on. Two thumbs up!

[Elbow]

Simon i love you, want to critique all of my cars?

Ok! I love you more though.

Starting with the pick-em-up truck.

I fucking love it. I think you made a thread on it a while back? Anyway I love the purpose look it has to it. Two thumbs up for the truck.

Landcruiser is sex, not much else to say there.

The Volkswagen is too black, not a fan of steelies and not USUALLY a fan of dark tent, other than that I like that body style and yours looks to be clean and in good shape.

The 944 looks good, I've always liked them even though I prefer a Porsche to have the motor somewhere behind the driver. I like the 944's boxy fender design though and from a performance point of view they perform very well and even to this day do well on race tracks.

The Mercedes, no. I hate those. Sorry. They remind me of a terrorist's car bomb. I know they're more reliable than getting a blow job from a slut but they are just creepy looking.

[KodyH]

Judge me?





Sorry for the iPhone pics.

[Elbow]

Judge me?





Sorry for the iPhone pics.

Nice, a DSM. First off fix the front bumper. The yellow isn't the same as yellow fog lights. Re paint the whole car actually it looks scary. The wheels are fucking gay. Why not put matching wheels on it? What are you some kind of broke ass? The fitment fucking sucks, I hate the whole fitment/stretched tire craze but fuck me in the ass you CAN'T EVEN SEE THE GOD DAMN WHEELS FROM A SIDE ANGLE. That makes the Civics posted on space savers seem like they're running 15 inch wide wheels. Interior is shit. Red? Unless it's a high end car your vaginal blood stained interior can just go right back to the vagina it came from. It just looks like it smells in there. Your steering wheel is fucking ugly too oh and put your mother fucking rear view mirror back on it didn't save you ANY weight.

Lastly if this is really anywhere near your driveway I hope you have plans to light it on fire, invite me over, I love fire.

[KodyH]

Nice, a DSM. First off fix the front bumper. The yellow isn't the same as yellow fog lights. Re paint the whole car actually it looks scary. The wheels are fucking gay. Why not put matching wheels on it? What are you some kind of broke ass? The fitment fucking sucks, I hate the whole fitment/stretched tire craze but fuck me in the ass you CAN'T EVEN SEE THE GOD DAMN WHEELS FROM A SIDE ANGLE. That makes the Civics posted on space savers seem like they're running 15 inch wide wheels. Interior is shit. Red? Unless it's a high end car your vaginal blood stained interior can just go right back to the vagina it came from. It just looks like it smells in there. Your steering wheel is fucking ugly too oh and put your mother fucking rear view mirror back on it didn't save you ANY weight.

Lastly if this is really anywhere near your driveway I hope you have plans to light it on fire, invite me over, I love fire.

lol +reps. I've had it a week. I intend on doing some work to it. Mainly just a DD for now, but yes I am a broke ass. And this is my driveway

[The Creeper]

Just a stock c5z.

[Elbow]

Just a stock c5z.

Eh, no hate. Corvettes have never really driven me wild even modified, they handle great though and have great power so what's not to like. Except for the cheap interior but hey I'd just gut it anyway. lol No hate no extreme love.

[The Creeper]

Eh, no hate. Corvettes have never really driven me wild even modified, they handle great though and have great power so what's not to like. Except for the cheap interior but hey I'd just gut it anyway. lol No hate no extreme love.

Yea, the interiors are very boring, and cheap. Heh not suppose to be a luxury car. Fun to drive. And I beat the ever living shit out of it.

[Elbow]

[QUOTE=The Creeper;38917102]Yea, the interiors are very boring, and cheap. Heh not suppose to be a luxury car. Fun to drive. And I beat the ever living shit out of it.[/QUOTE

[antj101]

Bash away, i know your going to.
I like opinions from knowledgeable people

[singhondeck]

haha ehh
performance-header, exhaust, strut bar, intake and some springs soon

[Elbow]

Bash away, i know your going to.
I like opinions from knowledgeable people

Well I don't have anything against RX-7s even though I love first gens the most. First the wheels look like they belong on a Civic and they're definitely from Pep Boys. They're just too big and ricey. Other than that the car has potential. I'd get some different wheels. Don't put a V8 or anything in it and don't boost it, NA rotaries FTMFW.

[antj101]

Well I don't have anything against RX-7s even though I love first gens the most. First the wheels look like they belong on a Civic and they're definitely from Pep Boys. They're just too big and ricey. Other than that the car has potential. I'd get some different wheels. Don't put a V8 or anything in it and don't boost it, NA rotaries FTMFW.

Not what I expected from you but i'll take it like it is. You are right about the wheels, I need to get rid of them!
O and I'm actually replacing this motor with another rotary with way less miles. Not gonna boost it right now, i dont need the power.
Thanks for the constructive criticism