The Let Simontibbett Judge Your Car Thread..Much Better.

[Elbow]

Ha I've seen the review. It was one of the factors in my purchase. I also wanted the crushing torque that comes with a rotary...

Don't let an entertainment show ever be a related factor to spending money.

[SeePlusPlus]

As I said, one of the factors. The real one was driving the car...

[FoolsDrifFWD]

It's a Civic! It's a 240! It's a Grand Prix! Naw it's just a Silvia. I couldn't tell since it was debadged. I even thought Probe for a second. What's the worst part? Could it be the chromed out Motegi wheels? Maybe the awesome stick on side skirt. The only positive about the car is the pop rivets which gives it a little bit of a penis. Still no balls though.

The tail lights look right from a horror movie...really.

lol there works. and in stalled the LED tail lights after a crash oem's are too much $$$. rather just get p.o.s. lights.

[AltimaCharlie]

lol there works. and in stalled the LED tail lights after a crash oem's are too much $$$. rather just get p.o.s. lights.

Transparent red paint from the hobby store. Works great

[FoolsDrifFWD]

[e30pwr]

this thread delivers. i'll post mine later tonight.

[BK4000]

well heres mine lets see what u gotta say

[Brian*]

Fuck it, I just got this friday... I didn't do any of the work*

1994 540i 5speed...

Bash on, bash on!!

[gpw hatch]

this is funnayy

[TrueRex]

A stock RSX? Go look up the review on Motor Trend because I don't have shit to say for that other than it's a females car and looks like a moving tampon. At least you put enough tire shine on those tires that you can probably out drift anyone on this site for a few minutes.

ROFL!

[Elbow]

Oh how unique a R34 GTR. R33 is the last generation I even kind of looked at twice. I'm an R32 GTR person myself but still am not a fanboy of any GTR. It's got awesome race car stickers going down the door so that's cool. Other than that it's just a typical huge heavy good handling and fast pig. It's not attractive, looks like anime that moves, and has fruity brakes.

Fire spitting? My Miata shot flames. Anyone can run rich. It doesn't mean shit.

[Elbow]

well heres mine lets see what u gotta say

This here is a damn good example of a 300ZX. I like this car. I don't see anything wrong with it. They're a bitch to work on but this isn't about that. Thumbs up.

[CasoNLane]

lovedthisthread

[Elbow]

Fuck it, I just got this friday... I didn't do any of the work*

1994 540i 5speed...

Bash on, bash on!!

Well, for one it's too low and your tires are flat. They also don't fit the wheel right. Maybe you should of bought a Civic so you could afford the right size tires for your car. Is it cool to look poor? Do you think driving an old ass BMW makes you look rich?

The wheels themselves are good looking, I'm not a huge fan of that body style 5 series though.

I guess other than the homeless man not affording tires look it's pretty good. I've seen the car in person and it's not too bad.

[Elbow]

this is funnayy

I've always been an STI fan and Subaru fan in general. I like this car, except for the wheels. It seems like you're making a racist statement, obviously you believe in white power, but chill out on the white. I could see you coming from miles away. Don't you get sick of squinting walking up to your car at night?

[K24cb7coupe]

[ej6kidd]

lol lmk how u feel about it

[Elbow]

I looked and looked and found some yellow lighting up there! Thank God I was getting worried. Are those carbon fiber fenders? Oh, you just didn't get them painted? Looks pretty...fast? I mean the car looks like an old worn out car, nothing really special about it. Do you see anything special? What are those later gen Prelude wheels? You need paint or you need to make it fast or bad ass real quick. That spoiler looks goofy too. What's that off it?

[Elbow]

lol lmk how u feel about it

Crooked sticker? Check.
Yellow lights? Check.
Useless tow hook? Check.
eBay Lip? Check.
Rotas? Check.

Conrats! You've won an award for the typical Honda owner modification list. You've done useless mods that don't do anything except make your car look like every other Honda in the US. Do you say JDM a lot too? I bet you do!

At least it's not entirely slammed I'll give you that much.

[K24cb7coupe]

I looked and looked and found some yellow lighting up there! Thank God I was getting worried. Are those carbon fiber fenders? Oh, you just didn't get them painted? Looks pretty...fast? I mean the car looks like an old worn out car, nothing really special about it. Do you see anything special? What are those later gen Prelude wheels? You need paint or you need to make it fast or bad ass real quick. That spoiler looks goofy too. What's that off it?

put new fenders on so car can get painted, just needs a lil tlc. and it will be stupid fast. look at my sig, should give you an idea of whats to come. and the spoiler is oem accord option.

thanks for your opinion...

[Ziptied]

[ej6kidd]

Crooked sticker? Check.
Yellow lights? Check.
Useless tow hook? Check.
eBay Lip? Check.
Rotas? Check.

Conrats! You've won an award for the typical Honda owner modification list. You've done useless mods that don't do anything except make your car look like every other Honda in the US. Do you say JDM a lot too? I bet you do!

At least it's not entirely slammed I'll give you that much.

lol thank u kind sir reps+++ for you if my drive would let me i would of slammed it more

[Elbow]

Sex, can't say anything bad about that. Except for my cock is sore from jerking it too much looking at it. Fucking tease.

[Ziptied]

Sex, can't say anything bad about that. Except for my cock is sore from jerking it too much looking at it. Fucking tease.

Does that mean that im the winnar of this thread?

[Elbow]

Does that mean that im the winnar of this thread?

Is that really your car?

[eg mike]

[Ziptied]

Is that really your car?

It used to be. I built it. it was a 94 90 CS quattro. started with a 2.8 12v v6, I put in a 4.2 v8 rs2 headlights, s2 bumper, rh wheels, paint etc. I'm building another one now, but a coupe quattro this time.

[FoolsDrifFWD]

Oh how unique a R34 GTR. R33 is the last generation I even kind of looked at twice. I'm an R32 GTR person myself but still am not a fanboy of any GTR. It's got awesome race car stickers going down the door so that's cool. Other than that it's just a typical huge heavy good handling and fast pig. It's not attractive, looks like anime that moves, and has fruity brakes.

Fire spitting? My Miata shot flames. Anyone can run rich. It doesn't mean shit.

lol i love this guy. but i never said it was unique lol. who thinks 34's are unique????? that person or persons must be retarded. oh and you didint comment on the diff cooler and you have not said anything about the car in my sig. you slipen

[Elbow]

It's a Honda and I don't see yellow fog lights or yellow lighting, I don't see an eBay lip, and it's being driven properly. It looks good, I like it. Do you get any wheel rub?

[Elbow]

It used to be. I built it. it was a 94 90 CS quattro. started with a 2.8 12v v6, I put in a 4.2 v8 rs2 headlights, s2 bumper, rh wheels, paint etc. I'm building another one now, but a coupe quattro this time.

Well fucking bad ASS.

[Ziptied]

Well fucking bad ASS.

Buy my avant so I can finish it lol

[eg mike]

It's a Honda and I don't see yellow fog lights or yellow lighting, I don't see an eBay lip, and it's being driven properly. It looks good, I like it. Do you get any wheel rub?

Only on crazy hard turns, but I think its the inner fender liner to be honest.

[Elbow]

Buy my avant so I can finish it lol

I'll give you the typical IA response of:

"Will you take payments? $200 a month?"

[Elbow]

Only on crazy hard turns, but I think its the inner fender liner to be honest.

Nice!

[SoCoWhiteWS6]

I might as well get flamed cause i drive domestic.
I'll even throw in a pic of my 19's. They will be back on it theyre just getting powder coated Black with a polished lip right now.

[CasoNLane]

is250hopefullysoon

[Elbow]

is250hopefullysoon

I'll start with you because you're fucking retarded and can't type. Is that your new username or something? See the long key in the middle of the board at the bottom? Push it between words. It works wonders, that way we don't havetomakesenseofstuffwordedlikethis.

My mom has one of those Accords, they're pretty boring. Nice wheels though, I bet you take it slow over speed bumps so you don't break them in half. Body kit too? Nice. Beautiful purple ghetto weeled kitted up Accord you got there brah, it's a master piece, I bet your whatever the fuck you said will be just as nice.

[Elbow]

I might as well get flamed cause i drive domestic.
I'll even throw in a pic of my 19's. They will be back on it theyre just getting powder coated Black with a polished lip right now.

First why do you think you'd be flamed for driving a domestic? Why would I flame an American car just because it's American? However I don't like your car. I hate those cars in general. The rear ends really always made me gag but just the whole car doesn't flow. It's really busy and really nasty. The wing is nasty, the tail lights, the hood. It looks like a pig on crack from the front and from the back it looks like Sunfire crashed into a Grand Prix or something I don't know. To me those just yell "Amurka fuck yaya!"

I know those vents are stock in the front but are they open?

[SoCoWhiteWS6]

yeah the vents are open. they flow directly into the airbox opening. theyre there for a reason. not just for looks.

[CasoNLane]

lol... oh and its black "brah" with a "lip" kit