The Let Simontibbett Judge Your Car Thread..Much Better.

[Elbow]

Lemme try for myself. It's a Civic. It's a wagon. It's slow. It's fwd. It's cream....so on so forth.



It's purple. It's Domestic. It's old......


LOL

The wagon is fruity as a pineapple but I like it. I love the wheels and as it is creamy like a yeast infection it's not that common of a color. I'm a fan of the uncommon, are the fog lights yellow? No tow hook?

As for the purple Amurkan brick I don't like it. I hate old American muscle cars except for a select few. They just do nothing for me. I can respect them but in my taste of looks they make me turn away and tear up.

[Revmaynard]

Yellow fogs (not tinted) lol. No tow hook.

[firby911]

I guess ill put mine up

[Elbow]

I guess ill put mine up

There's nothing sexier than a Honda slammed on stock OEM wheels to give it that sunken in effect. Everytime I see cars like this for some reason I think of vacuum. It just seems like the cars like let me out let me out. Where's the yellow fog lights? Tow hook? I bet you do.

Is than an eBay lip or is it stock?

[firby911]

There's nothing sexier than a Honda slammed on stock OEM wheels to give it that sunken in effect. Everytime I see cars like this for some reason I think of vacuum. It just seems like the cars like let me out let me out. Where's the yellow fog lights? Tow hook? I bet you do.

Is than an eBay lip or is it stock?

That would be a negative on the fogs and tow hook. Definitely not slammed,just sayin. shitty replica lip

[SoCoWhiteWS6]

Simon, you cant keep dissing on the tow hooks on the front, Theyre good for something. Guy in calhoun has one on his coupe. When we go down to hang out with everyone he shows up so i lean on his hood and put my cup in it, makes a great outside cup holder.

[91LudeSiT]

No aggressive stance.
No yellow fogs.

Just 38mpg and a stuck accelerator pedal.

[da1984]

350z

[Mantooth]

Man, she's being a whore this week. Dirty, dirty girl.

[Elbow]

No aggressive stance.
No yellow fogs.

Just 38mpg and a stuck accelerator pedal.

Well you get props for being different but the car itself is one of the girliest made, unless you're a girl? Girl color, girl wheels, girl car, please tell me you have a vagina.

[cm7k24]

[Elbow]

I like this style Accord but this one is a little too fast and furious for me. The wheels themselves look bad but look too sunken in for a larger car. The headlights look like they came straight from the NOPI catalog in 1998 and the yellow fog lights are so homosexual it makes a Miata driving gay couple look that much better. I'd also paint the grille black as it stands out too much. Not horrible, but change some things to make it a little less typical Honda like.

[never_finished]

me next me next

[Elbow]

me next me next

Not a bad looking car. I've always liked this body style and you can't go wrong with Porsche twists, real or not. I don't like the tint or the chrome molding but that's not a big deal. The real question though is do you have neons on the car? Is that what I see in your sig? If so I take back everything I said and I say burn that hunk of German shit to the ground.

[never_finished]

Not a bad looking car. I've always liked this body style and you can't go wrong with Porsche twists, real or not. I don't like the tint or the chrome molding but that's not a big deal. The real question though is do you have neons on the car? Is that what I see in your sig? If so I take back everything I said and I say burn that hunk of German shit to the ground.

Chrome molding was stock on the GLI. It is probably coming off. And NO! I dont have neon's!! haha Have no idea whats going on in my sig pic.

[ilbcnu123]

this thread is the biggest repost of 2010

[Elbow]

this thread is the biggest repost of 2010

You're just jealous.

[MINI]

I'm not posting because I get enough shit for it lol

[MeFryRice]

What do you think of my econobox?

[Elbow]

What do you think of my econobox?

Not much negative to say. It's not riced out and it doesn't have tons of useless body modifications that won't ever be used. It's simple and purposeful and the picture is amazing.

[VooDooXII]

Forgive the dirtiness...these are the only pictures I have so far. I'm actually pretty curious about your opinion on my car.

[Elbow]

Forgive the dirtiness...these are the only pictures I have so far. I'm actually pretty curious about your opinion on my car.

Honestly it's fucking sex. I can't say anything bad about it. I've always had a HUGE soft spot for Alfas and I love the look of yours. I say don't paint it, don't wash it, it looks awesome dirty. Beautiful car.

[VooDooXII]

Honestly it's fucking sex. I can't say anything bad about it. I've always had a HUGE soft spot for Alfas and I love the look of yours. I say don't paint it, don't wash it, it looks awesome dirty. Beautiful car.

I'm going to need a new clutch soon...don't tell me not to address that issue! Haha, appreciated man. I want to install the European tail-lights (with amber turn signals) and the OEM wood-rimmed steering wheel. It's as fast as I care for it to be...I'm focusing on the interior.

[Hayaku Kenji]

pick me pick me!!!

[Elbow]

pick me pick me!!!

Oh a 240 how unique. At least the front end is the best of all 240's. Your sig makes you a raging homosexual though and immediately makes this car rice. The wheels look like ass and are boring. The front bumper looks like shit, are those the typical ricer drift zip ties? Then we have to take a look at the reatarded sticker at the bottom of your windshield. What's it say? Drift4lyf3? The only thing 240's are good at are drifting, wait no they aren't.

[ilbcnu123]

your comments are lame at best.

[Elbow]

your comments are lame at best.

I'm glad you think so, sir. You sound like a jealous little bitch find your way out of here.

[Genji-Sama]

Wow, this thread lets me appreciate Simon's reviews now. I used to think it was just random hate, but now I see there's a method to this madness

EDIT: do not do my car. it's not ready. I'll be back in a few months for the slaughter

[thegreatfnr]

Here simon have a shot at my benz

Ive had a quite a few laughs reading this thread

[Elbow]

Wow, this thread lets me appreciate Simon's reviews now. I used to think it was just random hate, but now I see there's a method to this madness

EDIT: do not do my car. it's not ready. I'll be back in a few months for the slaughter

Hahaha thanks.

Here simon have a shot at my benz

Ive had a quite a few laughs reading this thread

Well what can I say? I love most Mercedes models and AMG is a plus, not to mention you're driving it the way it's meant to be driven so that gets you more points. Overall a great simple looking car in my book with some class. The front end is pleasing to look at and the way it site I like. Is it stock? Nothing really to hate on here.

[thegreatfnr]

Well what can I say? I love most Mercedes models and AMG is a plus, not to mention you're driving it the way it's meant to be driven so that gets you more points. Overall a great simple looking car in my book with some class. The front end is pleasing to look at and the way it site I like. Is it stock? Nothing really to hate on here.

Thanks. Not stock but close. Tune & some minor exhaust work plus the few exterior things, blacked out/lip/flat badge/tint.

[Liltoua]

I might as well try my luck

[Elbow]

I might as well try my luck

Well there isn't much luck to have with this one, these are by far my favorite Subaru body styles. The black and bronze looks damn good on this car, it's not slammed, there isn't a crazy amount of useless look good items scattered everywhere, even the tint flows nice well on this car with the black. Two thumbs up from me.

I sense lots of people hiding and not posting in here. lol

[allout13]

koni yellows
H&r oe springs
19 mm rear sway bar
skunk2 strut tower bars
ebay wheels
goodyear eagle gt tires
everything else is stock

[Elbow]

koni yellows
H&r oe springs
19 mm rear sway bar
skunk2 strut tower bars
ebay wheels
goodyear eagle gt tires
everything else is stock

Well you have some decent mods to the suspension. Fail number one though, I could care less who makes the wheel but you went with the most common style wheel out there. Especially on a Honda. It's not slammed though so reps for that and doesn't have eBay lip or yellow fog lights so you're not entirely sucked into the homohonda world. Take the pinstrip off and lost the darkness of the tint but it's not too bad.

[allout13]

Well you have some decent mods to the suspension. Fail number one though, I could care less who makes the wheel but you went with the most common style wheel out there. Especially on a Honda. It's not slammed though so reps for that and doesn't have eBay lip or yellow fog lights so you're not entirely sucked into the homohonda world. Take the pinstrip off and lost the darkness of the tint but it's not too bad.

I saw the comment on the wheels coming. lol

[GetFRESH!]

eh... I like your honesty, so judge away:





mods list here (only thing different is the SSR's)

[Elbow]

eh... I like your honesty, so judge away:





mods list here (only thing different is the SSR's)

Well first off I actually like the color and the way the car looks. Even the "USDM JDM" colored wheels aren't too bad even though RPF1s are sex. I defiantly love the lack of yellow foglights and an eBay lip, the suspension mods sound nice, the interior is simple, overall it's a simple yet functional car. The brakes also look sexy. It's borderline too low but doesn't strike me as ugly or a bad thing. I give a thumbs up to the Civic!

[DeeAOne]

[Elbow]

I love this car. It's ghetto and dirty and different from the rest. Other than the stupid poser ass front Japanese plate and the eGay foglights (yellow too) it looks good. The sticker on the hood has to go too. The rest is ghetto fabulouth and I love it.