Oh good looking out! Damn the devil!Originally Posted by aguynamedpat
You know what I don't understand? The reason for all of the gangster talk. So, awesome! Your car is fast! Yay! Then race the motherfucker and shut the cum dumpster.
I have this philosophy:
No need to talk about how big your penis is – your girl already knows and no one else cares. Trust me.
No need to talk about how much money you have – that's a good way to get robbed.
No need to talk about how fast your car is – take it to the track or street, whatever the fuck you choose. No one cares to hear about a dyno queenThat's called bench racing. AND, if it's so fast, why would you want to tell everyone rather than act smug and hustle some folks out of their money?
I spent many a nights down at Ottley drive telling people my 240 was stock, knowing damn well it had 500 whp.
Oh I forgot one from my philosophy list:
If your car is running funny, a tune most likely isn't going to be the only thing to fix it. Fix your mechanical shit then tune. DUH!
SHEESH!
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